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Posted by: Jesus Christ Oct 29 2009, 06:19 PM
Hello, my name is Jesus Christ, and I have arrived from the sacred realm of the beautiful heavens from above. Unfotunately, Mario Fan Games Galaxy is infested with unholy sinners and demonic monsters from hell and I am here top terminate them.

First of all, Mikau, you are going to hell for being a homosexual. You are not forgiven.

DJ Yoshiman, you are going to hell for the PM scandal back in 2008. You are not forgiven.

Amsterdamned, you are going to hell for saying "..omg". You are not forgiven.

Twistendo, you are going to hell for cvreating too many nerws topics in the GC. You are not forgiven.

Turboman, you are going to hell for proclaiming to be greater than god. You are not forgiven.

Mrs. Aforcer, you are going to hell for giving Ahura a hard time with his art. You are not forgiven.

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Posted by: rtsmarty Oct 29 2009, 06:21 PM
Jesus Christ you are going to hell for making numerous typos. You are not forgiven.

Posted by: Ianprime0509 Oct 29 2009, 06:24 PM
I'd love to see the mods ban Jesus

Posted by: Razz Oct 29 2009, 06:24 PM
..omg

Posted by: Nnnkingston Oct 29 2009, 06:25 PM
Shun the nonbeliever

Posted by: B.M. Oct 29 2009, 06:26 PM
hey
you're not the flying spaghetti monster

Posted by: DJ Elly Oct 29 2009, 06:26 PM
Jesus Christ, will I be forgiven for my terrible crimes?

Posted by: YoManRuLz Oct 29 2009, 06:26 PM
as far as you know, those are the worst things that happen around here

Posted by: imamariobro Oct 29 2009, 06:26 PM
Cool story, Jesus.

Posted by: Marigi Oct 29 2009, 06:26 PM
sup jeeze

Posted by: Dispenser Oct 29 2009, 06:26 PM
Troll not as great as the fairies

Posted by: Joe Inky Oct 29 2009, 06:27 PM
Yes, why isn't marigi on that list, he atleast deserves honorable mention.

Posted by: B.M. Oct 29 2009, 06:27 PM
i bet you aren't even a pirate

Posted by: Toadster Oct 29 2009, 06:27 PM
QUOTE (rtsmarty @ Oct 29 2009, 07:21 PM)
Jesus Christ you are going to heck for making numerous typos. You are not forgiven.

don't make fun of him for using his first computer!

Posted by: Lupo Oct 29 2009, 06:27 PM
Aww, people are going to hell because they made your selfish self mad~?

Posted by: Glukom Oct 29 2009, 06:28 PM
It's "omg..."

Man Jesus sure is wrong a lot today.

Posted by: Amsterdamned Oct 29 2009, 06:29 PM
QUOTE
Amsterdamned, you are going to hell for saying "..omg". You are not forgiven.

how dare you get it wrong

REPORTED

Posted by: Marigi Oct 29 2009, 06:29 PM
QUOTE (Joe Inky @ Oct 29 2009, 05:27 PM)
Yes, why isn't marigi on that list, he atleast deserves honorable mention.

or all the gay furries

they fall in an even lower category than even mikau

Posted by: Glukom Oct 29 2009, 06:30 PM
So anyway this would've been a lot funnier if the call-outs were at least a little bit clever


Sorry Jesus, you're not doing it for me.

Posted by: Starmang Oct 29 2009, 06:30 PM
what about your arch-nemesis, Lightning?

Posted by: Jesus Christ Oct 29 2009, 06:31 PM
QUOTE (Starmang @ Oct 29 2009, 06:30 PM)
what about your arch-nemesis, Lightning?

We shall do battle soon. I've got God on my side.

Posted by: Joe Inky Oct 29 2009, 06:31 PM
>joined 30th of october

>29th of october

Posted by: Starmang Oct 29 2009, 06:32 PM
QUOTE (Joe Inky @ Oct 30 2009, 12:31 AM)
>joined 30th of october

>29th of october

time zones

QUOTE
We shall do battle soon. I've got pork on my side.



that won't do you much good!

Posted by: Glukom Oct 29 2009, 06:32 PM
QUOTE (Jesus Christ @ Oct 29 2009, 07:31 PM)
We shall do battle soon. I've got God on my side.

Hell, you are God!

Posted by: Marigi Oct 29 2009, 06:32 PM
QUOTE (Jesus Christ @ Oct 29 2009, 05:31 PM)
We shall do battle soon. I've got God on my side.

rumor has it your dad hates you and you're grounded

Spoilers:
jesus i am your father

Posted by: Joe Inky Oct 29 2009, 06:32 PM
QUOTE (Starmang @ Oct 30 2009, 12:32 AM)
time zones

Yes but aren't they supposed to localise.

Posted by: Elyk Oct 29 2009, 06:33 PM
what about all of the people here that masturbate

Posted by: Bip Oct 29 2009, 06:33 PM
Oh cool, it's jesus.

can you tell us the meaning of life and the cure for cancer and everything?

Posted by: Starmang Oct 29 2009, 06:34 PM
QUOTE (Joe Inky @ Oct 30 2009, 12:32 AM)
Yes but aren't they supposed to localise.

I would've thought that a join time would be a fixed date, regardless of locality.

Posted by: Kyori Oct 29 2009, 06:34 PM
This can only end well.

Posted by: Comrade Kesha Oct 29 2009, 06:34 PM
man I hate white jesus

Posted by: YoManRuLz Oct 29 2009, 06:34 PM
where are the sinners...the internet
so Jesus goes straight to a GAMERS FORUM!
...

Posted by: Jesus Christ Oct 29 2009, 06:35 PM
QUOTE (Bip @ Oct 29 2009, 06:33 PM)
Oh cool, it's jesus.

can you tell us the meaning of life and the cure for cancer and everything?

The purpose of life is to make a difference in the world in which you entered and bring happiness upon others.

Also, the cure to cancer is mango juice.

Posted by: rtsmarty Oct 29 2009, 06:35 PM
QUOTE (Joe Inky @ Oct 29 2009, 11:31 PM)
>joined 30th of october

>29th of october

someone forgot to reset their daylight savings settings in their profile!

Posted by: Joe Inky Oct 29 2009, 06:35 PM
QUOTE (Jesus Christ @ Oct 30 2009, 12:35 AM)
The purpose of life is to make a difference in the world in which you entered and bring happiness upon others.

The purpose of life is too die, prove me wrong.

Posted by: Starmang Oct 29 2009, 06:36 PM
QUOTE (rtsmarty @ Oct 30 2009, 12:35 AM)
someone forgot to reset their daylight savings settings in their profile!

or that

QUOTE
The purpose of life is to die, prove me wrong.


kill yourself, then

Posted by: Glukom Oct 29 2009, 06:36 PM
QUOTE (Jesus Christ @ Oct 29 2009, 07:35 PM)
Also, the cure to cancer is mango juice.

Who are you and why are you spewing lies?!

Posted by: B.M. Oct 29 2009, 06:36 PM
QUOTE (Jesus Christ @ Oct 29 2009, 04:35 PM)
Also, the cure to cancer is mango juice.

ahahaha
AHAHA
HAHAHAHA
HAHA

ha

Posted by: Blacknight614 Oct 29 2009, 06:36 PM
I'd be offended, but the amount of grammatical errors and the picture at the end make it hard for me to feel that way.

Posted by: Twistendo Oct 29 2009, 06:36 PM
QUOTE (Jesus Christ @ Oct 29 2009, 07:19 PM)
Twistendo, you are going to hell for cvreating too many nerws topics in the GC. You are not forgiven.

too bad I don't believe in you

Posted by: Nystre Oct 29 2009, 06:37 PM
mikau isn't even gay

Posted by: Ludwig22 Oct 29 2009, 06:37 PM
QUOTE
23 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 5 Anonymous Users)
17 Members: Ludwig22, Starmang, B.M., Glukom, Joe Inky, Baroque, Twistendo, Jesus Christ, Amsterdamned, Bip, YoManRuLz, Sorario, Weston404, Rob, Blacknight614, Nad, Dispenser

Posted by: Jesus Christ Oct 29 2009, 06:37 PM
QUOTE (Glukom @ Oct 29 2009, 06:36 PM)
Who are you and why are you spewing lies?!

Go drink your iced tea, mortal.

Posted by: Lupo Oct 29 2009, 06:37 PM
QUOTE (Jesus Christ @ Oct 29 2009, 07:35 PM)
The purpose of life is to make a difference in the world in which you entered and bring happiness upon others.

Also, the cure to cancer is mango juice.

hi selde

Posted by: Baroque Oct 29 2009, 06:37 PM
forgot to damn 1locs for abandoning his quest to baptize mfgg

Posted by: shroomguy Oct 29 2009, 06:38 PM
Jesus do you like my ref

look closely at the one by Fujiko

Posted by: Ryoga Oct 29 2009, 06:38 PM
Buddy Christ.

Posted by: Xgoff Oct 29 2009, 06:39 PM
THIS WHOLE TIME I WAS WRONG

Posted by: Ludwig22 Oct 29 2009, 06:39 PM
QUOTE (Jesus Christ @ Oct 29 2009, 06:37 PM)
Go drink your iced tea, mortal.

Go and eat your supper, mortal. It shall be your last.

Posted by: Mikau Oct 29 2009, 06:40 PM
QUOTE (Jesus Christ @ Oct 29 2009, 07:19 PM)
First of all, Mikau, you are going to hell for being a homosexual. You are not forgiven.

Oh come on, Jesus, I thought you'd be cooler than this.



Whatever bro.

Posted by: Ryoga Oct 29 2009, 06:40 PM
QUOTE (Ludwig22 @ Oct 29 2009, 04:39 PM)
Go and eat your supper, mortal. It shall be your last.

Do a high profile assassination just because it looks cool.

Posted by: Xgoff Oct 29 2009, 06:40 PM
QUOTE (Mikau @ Oct 29 2009, 05:40 PM)
Oh come on, Jesus, I thought you'd be cooler than this.



Whatever bro.

u butthurt

Posted by: Mikau Oct 29 2009, 06:41 PM
QUOTE (Xgoff @ Oct 29 2009, 07:40 PM)
u butthurt

oh haha xgoff i get it you're making a joke



yeah you're cool

Posted by: Jesus Christ Oct 29 2009, 06:41 PM
QUOTE (Mikau @ Oct 29 2009, 06:40 PM)
Oh come on, Jesus, I thought you'd be cooler than this.



Whatever bro.

Do not speak! It's clearly stated in the Bible.

Posted by: Xgoff Oct 29 2009, 06:42 PM
QUOTE (Mikau @ Oct 29 2009, 05:41 PM)
oh haha xgoff i get it you're making a joke



yeah you're cool

hey i can't help that you were iceburned by fucking JESUS

Posted by: imamariobro Oct 29 2009, 06:42 PM
Why does this topic exist?

Posted by: Mikau Oct 29 2009, 06:42 PM
QUOTE (Jesus Christ @ Oct 29 2009, 07:41 PM)
Do not speak! It's clearly stated in the Bible.

I never had gay sex th0ugh.

Posted by: Ludwig22 Oct 29 2009, 06:42 PM
Oh Jesus, dear Jesus. You should be glad you cannot read the CCC.

Posted by: Twistendo Oct 29 2009, 06:43 PM
QUOTE (imamariobro @ Oct 29 2009, 07:42 PM)
Why is this in GC?

>Trial Member

Posted by: Mikau Oct 29 2009, 06:43 PM
QUOTE (Xgoff @ Oct 29 2009, 07:42 PM)
hey i can't help that you were iceburned by fucking JESUS

jesus can't iceburn me he ain't got the juevos

Posted by: Dispenser Oct 29 2009, 06:43 PM
Can you turn water into wine?

Pics or it never happened.

Posted by: Xgoff Oct 29 2009, 06:44 PM
QUOTE (Mikau @ Oct 29 2009, 05:43 PM)
jesus can't iceburn me he ain't got the juevos

but he's got the nails

Posted by: BubbleMan Oct 29 2009, 06:44 PM
Successful troll is successful.

Posted by: Jesus Christ Oct 29 2009, 06:45 PM
QUOTE (Dispenser @ Oct 29 2009, 06:43 PM)
Can you turn water into wine?

Pics or it never happened.

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Posted by: Mikau Oct 29 2009, 06:45 PM
QUOTE (Xgoff @ Oct 29 2009, 07:44 PM)
but he's got the nails

this post reminded me of how much i love you xgoff




<3~

Posted by: Dispenser Oct 29 2009, 06:45 PM
QUOTE (Jesus Christ @ Oct 29 2009, 06:45 PM)
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That's fruit punch, i want wine!

Posted by: Xgoff Oct 29 2009, 06:46 PM
QUOTE (Jesus Christ @ Oct 29 2009, 05:45 PM)
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last time i turned water red was when i had a srs bladder infection

jesus christ what are you serving us

Posted by: Weston404 Oct 29 2009, 06:47 PM
As soon as I clicked this topic, my Mom walked in, and she accused me of making fun of Jesus.

Posted by: Jesus Christ Oct 29 2009, 06:47 PM
I MUST DELIEVER

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Posted by: Sorario Oct 29 2009, 06:47 PM
Hey Jesus what's your opinion of Axl Rose

Posted by: Xgoff Oct 29 2009, 06:47 PM
QUOTE (Weston404 @ Oct 29 2009, 05:47 PM)
As soon as I clicked this topic, my Mom walked in, and she accused me of making fun of Jesus.

better than making an enemy of jesus

Posted by: Mikau Oct 29 2009, 06:47 PM
QUOTE (Weston404 @ Oct 29 2009, 07:47 PM)
As soon as I clicked this topic, my Mom walked in, and she accused me of making fun of Jesus.

do you live with a strict catholic family

Posted by: Ludwig22 Oct 29 2009, 06:48 PM
Holy Messiah! Word on the street says that some idiot has made a topic about you in the CCC! I also hear that you cannot see the CCC! You do not know all!

Posted by: Private Investigator Drei Oct 29 2009, 06:48 PM
"Don't ask for things. Go and and win it. Do that and you'll be rewarded."

What do you think of that lifestyle?

Posted by: Xgoff Oct 29 2009, 06:48 PM
QUOTE (Jesus Christ @ Oct 29 2009, 05:47 PM)
I MUST DELIEVER

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but is it digiorno

Posted by: Mikau Oct 29 2009, 06:49 PM
QUOTE (Xgoff @ Oct 29 2009, 07:48 PM)
but is it digiorno

another quality post from xgoff

Posted by: Jesus Christ Oct 29 2009, 06:50 PM
QUOTE (Xgoff @ Oct 29 2009, 06:48 PM)
but is it digiorno

ONM NOM NOM EAT MY HOLY FLESH

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Posted by: BubbleMan Oct 29 2009, 06:50 PM
QUOTE (Xgoff @ Oct 29 2009, 04:48 PM)
but is it digiorno

It has to be delivery.

Posted by: Glukom Oct 29 2009, 06:51 PM
I don't think this is Gato

It must be some other mangay juice supporter

Posted by: Xgoff Oct 29 2009, 06:51 PM
QUOTE (Jesus Christ @ Oct 29 2009, 05:50 PM)
ONM NOM NOM EAT MY HOLY FLESH

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cheesus crust

Posted by: Baroque Oct 29 2009, 06:52 PM
guys why are you making fun of jesus for his bad english? his native language is hebrew

Posted by: Mikau Oct 29 2009, 06:52 PM
jesus is made of garlic bread?



new to me :|

Posted by: Dispenser Oct 29 2009, 06:52 PM
QUOTE (Xgoff @ Oct 29 2009, 06:51 PM)
cheesus crust

Brb cleaning keyboard full of cola

Posted by: Xgoff Oct 29 2009, 06:52 PM
QUOTE (Baroque @ Oct 29 2009, 05:52 PM)
guys why are you making fun of jesus for his bad english? his native language is hebrew

oh really

where's hitler when you need him

Posted by: shroomguy Oct 29 2009, 06:53 PM
As a catholic I honestly take some slight offense to this.

Not that you guys actually care, but still.

Posted by: Baroque Oct 29 2009, 06:53 PM
QUOTE (Mikau @ Oct 29 2009, 03:52 PM)
jesus is made of garlic bread?



new to me :|

he is and i can prove it

IF: jesus is made from the word of god
AND: the word of god is jesus' bread
THEN: jesus is made of bread

Posted by: 123James Oct 29 2009, 06:53 PM
QUOTE (Xgoff @ Oct 29 2009, 04:51 PM)
cheesus crust

My favorite post so far.

Posted by: imamariobro Oct 29 2009, 06:53 PM
QUOTE (Jesus Christ @ Oct 29 2009, 03:50 PM)
ONM NOM NOM EAT MY HOLY FLESH

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headslap.gif

Posted by: Mikau Oct 29 2009, 06:53 PM
QUOTE (Baroque @ Oct 29 2009, 07:53 PM)
he is and i can prove it

IF: jesus is made from the word of god
AND: the word of god is jesus' bread
THEN: jesus is made of bread

>garlic bread
>garlic

Posted by: Glukom Oct 29 2009, 06:53 PM
QUOTE
guys why are you making fun of jesus for his bad english? his native language is hebrew

QUOTE (Wikipedia)
Most scholars believe that the historical Jesus primarily spoke Aramaic

Posted by: imamariobro Oct 29 2009, 06:54 PM
Bye, Jesus.

Posted by: Mikau Oct 29 2009, 06:54 PM
NICHOLAS YOU ARE GOING TO HELL FOR BANNING JESUS YOU


YOU



DOUBLE SINNER

Posted by: Nicholas Ainsworth Oct 29 2009, 06:54 PM
Hi guys, let the troll go back under the bridge where he belongs. Stop feeding him.

Posted by: Nicholas Ainsworth Oct 29 2009, 06:56 PM
QUOTE (Mikau @ Oct 29 2009, 06:54 PM)
NICHOLAS YOU ARE GOING TO HELL FOR BANNING JESUS YOU


YOU



DOUBLE SINNER

I knew my hedonism would catch up to me someday!!!

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