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Man gets mauled by lions trying to disprove God

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Parakarry

Posted: Jun 7 2006, 02:18 PM

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The flip side to the god-tells-woman-to-kill-kids story.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060605/od_nm/ukraine_lion_dc_1

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KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

I might not believe in god but DAMNIT THAT MAN WAS STUPID.

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Mario Gamer	Posted: Jun 7 2006, 02:20 PM
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Posted: Jun 7 2006, 02:21 PM

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QUOTE (Parakarry @ Jun 7 2006, 09:18 PM)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060605/od_nm/ukraine_lion_dc_1

There you got it.
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Posted: Jun 7 2006, 02:23 PM

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Well I guess that proves how stupid people are. Tsk tsk.

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Citrus	Posted: Jun 7 2006, 02:23 PM
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Mario Gamer	Posted: Jun 7 2006, 02:26 PM
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Posted: Jun 7 2006, 02:27 PM

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However, NO ONE can argue that that guy wins a Darwin Award

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Posted: Jun 7 2006, 02:28 PM

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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Jun 7 2006, 02:27 PM)

However, NO ONE can argue that that guy wins a Darwin Award

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Pucifur	Posted: Jun 7 2006, 02:34 PM
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Posted: Jun 7 2006, 02:37 PM

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QUOTE (Lincoln @ Jun 7 2006, 08:34 PM)

Well, I, being Catholic, know the reason why he got mauled, but usually I just get pushed around when I bring religion into things so...

I, being an atheist, know the reason why he got mauled. He climbed into a lion cage.

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Ice_Hedgehog22	Posted: Jun 7 2006, 02:43 PM
Standard Member Group: Banned Posts: 23481 Member No.: 23 Joined: 13-October 03 Status: (71582624m)	God knew the man had sinned at one point in his life, while the lion didn't, so God protected the lion instead of the man.

Bungalo	Posted: Jun 7 2006, 02:55 PM
Standard Member, my ass! Group: Members Posts: 28242 Member No.: 143 Joined: 17-November 03 Status: (0d)	God doesnt protect from purposely stupid decisions like this. He protects from accidental stupid decisions. ;p edit: This is kinda like if you jump off a building and say "God will catch me " This post has been edited by Bungalo on Jun 7 2006, 02:56 PM -------------------- Reference Sprites by Bungalo- Metroids Galactic Federation Trooper Fake Ridley

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Posted: Jun 7 2006, 03:00 PM

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QUOTE (Bungalo @ Jun 7 2006, 02:55 PM)

God doesnt protect from purposely stupid decisions like this. He protects from accidental stupid decisions. ;p

edit: This is kinda like if you jump off a building and say "God will catch me

I was gonna say something like that

Yes God gives you protection, But he also gives you common sense

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Posted: Jun 7 2006, 03:09 PM

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This man was stupid. If he was trying to disprove God's existence, he was really just proving how stupid he was. If he was trying to prove God existed... Whatever happened to "thou shalt not put your Lord God to the test"...?

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Posted: Jun 7 2006, 03:20 PM

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QUOTE (Banjzooie @ Jun 7 2006, 04:09 PM)

What he said.

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This further proves to me that God does not exist. Please note that I said 'proves to me', to avoid any religious flaming.

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