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Man gets mauled by lions trying to disprove God

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Bungalo

Posted: Jun 7 2006, 03:41 PM

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QUOTE (staggy11 @ Jun 7 2006, 04:36 PM)

This further proves to me that God does not exist. Please note that I said 'proves to me', to avoid any religious flaming.

It actually doesnt prove anything besides Lions still like meat.

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Posted: Jun 7 2006, 03:43 PM

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QUOTE (Kitsune Yamato @ Jun 7 2006, 02:39 PM)

For those who believe, God gave us brains for a reason.

This is like that story of the one idiot who tried to convert lions to Christianity.

maybe that's what that guy was doing

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Posted: Jun 7 2006, 03:47 PM

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QUOTE (Kitsune Yamato @ Jun 7 2006, 09:39 PM)

This is like that story of the one idiot who tried to convert lions to Christianity.

rofl

Preaching to lions. Damn.

Lions! Could have at least practiced on say, hens.

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Shaw	Posted: Jun 7 2006, 04:30 PM
Insufficient data. Group: Members Posts: 5242 Member No.: 106 Joined: 22-October 03 Status: (0d)	Wow... That's just stupid

Stixdude	Posted: Jun 7 2006, 04:39 PM
Standard Member Group: Members Posts: 996 Member No.: 1614 Joined: 6-November 05 Status: (0d)	Man, I hate pillowbiters... Why would he sacrifice his own life just to prove that God doesn't exist? People today are strange... This post has been edited by KlikMon on Jun 7 2006, 04:40 PM

Izzy	Posted: Jun 7 2006, 04:52 PM
:( Group: Members Posts: 191 Member No.: 888 Joined: 13-March 05 Status: (0d)	I think he was trying to prove he did. --------------------

Draco Icebane	Posted: Jun 7 2006, 04:57 PM
Standard Member Group: Banned Posts: 52997 Member No.: 10 Joined: 13-October 03 Status: (71582612m)	It is written in Scripture that "You shall not tempt the Lord your God" So says Jesus when Satan asked him to jump off of a cliff because angels would save him

Demonic Jello	Posted: Jun 7 2006, 05:17 PM
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Posted: Jun 7 2006, 05:36 PM

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QUOTE (Admiral Delmore @ Jun 7 2006, 07:43 PM)

God knew the man had sinned at one point in his life, while the lion didn't, so God protected the lion instead of the man.

WHAT?

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SonicProject	Posted: Jun 7 2006, 05:38 PM
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ZeldaFreak108	Posted: Jun 7 2006, 06:55 PM
if at first you dont succeed redefine success Group: Members Posts: 7000 Member No.: 39 Joined: 13-October 03 Status: (0d)	Thou shalt not test thy lord PWND Edit: Draco already said it but still This post has been edited by ZeldaFreak108 on Jun 7 2006, 06:56 PM -------------------- Gamertag: Nickshorts Wii Code 4638354374090569 Animal Crossing City Folk: Name: Nick Town: Pocky Code: 4554-4070-9159 Get ready for pokemon black!! ...Eventually! http://mfgg.taloncrosssmurfing.com/index.p...howtopic=167562

Sergeant Jinpen	Posted: Jun 7 2006, 07:11 PM
will u be mi sexy Group: Banned Posts: 10394 Member No.: 42 Joined: 13-October 03 Status: (0d)	No...if that man was thrown in by accident, then things might have been different. But he did it on purpose...so he gets owned big time.

Derrike G.	Posted: Jun 7 2006, 07:12 PM
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Mug

Posted: Jun 7 2006, 07:14 PM

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QUOTE (Izzy @ Jun 7 2006, 04:52 PM)

I think he was trying to prove he did.

Could go either way, but the result would have been the same.

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Yoshimaster	Posted: Jun 7 2006, 07:22 PM
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Banjzooie

Posted: Jun 7 2006, 07:48 PM

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QUOTE (ZeldaFreak108 @ Jun 7 2006, 06:55 PM)

Thou shalt not test thy lord

PWND

Edit: Draco already said it but still

Uh, actually, it was me who said it first. That doesn't matter though, back to discussing this man's stupidity. Seriously, who actually purposely lowers themselves into a cage of lions?

And why, oh why, oh WHY would you try to preach to lions...?

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ZeldaFreak108	Posted: Jun 7 2006, 08:57 PM
if at first you dont succeed redefine success Group: Members Posts: 7000 Member No.: 39 Joined: 13-October 03 Status: (0d)	This is why you shuold worship the dark lord kramdar the invincible -------------------- Gamertag: Nickshorts Wii Code 4638354374090569 Animal Crossing City Folk: Name: Nick Town: Pocky Code: 4554-4070-9159 Get ready for pokemon black!! ...Eventually! http://mfgg.taloncrosssmurfing.com/index.p...howtopic=167562

Derrike G.

Posted: Jun 7 2006, 09:01 PM

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QUOTE (ZeldaFreak108 @ Jun 7 2006, 08:57 PM)

This is why you shuold worship the dark lord kramdar the invincible

(and then you are eating by a lion that flys by) what do you know. lions warship rocks anyway

Madam Ki	Posted: Jun 7 2006, 09:13 PM
Standard Member Group: Members Posts: 3003 Member No.: 2032 Joined: 23-April 06 Status: (0d)	A cause he would die for. But really, near-death experiences and the fact that Jesus, did, in fact, exist and he's at least mentioned in many major religons is proof enough. -------------------- Have a nice day.

tonberry2k	Posted: Jun 7 2006, 09:33 PM
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