Battleground God

An interesting game to test your internal consistency, concerning morality, rationality, metaphysics and, of course, God.

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I made it to the end, but I suffered two direct hits and bit one bullet. This was the second time I played the game, the first being some time ago... but then I lost the link. I'm going to play again to try to find a 'perfect' route. You might not agree with some of what the quiz identifies as a bitten bullet or even a direct contradiction (I know I did) so just don't take it too seriously.

Play, compare scores and discuss

Interesting to note they gave me two direct hits although at no time did I contradict myself

• You suffered zero direct hits and bit 1 bullet.
• This compares with the average player of this activity to date who takes 1.39 hits and bites 1.11 bullets.
• 45.80% of the people who have completed this activity, like you, took very little damage and were awarded the TPM Medal of Distinction.
• 7.67% of the people who have completed this activity emerged unscathed with the TPM Medal of Honour.

And if anybody cares, this was my bitten bullet:

"Bitten Bullet 1

You answered "True" to questions 6 and 13.

These answers generated the following response:

You stated earlier that evolutionary theory is essentially true. However, you have now claimed that it is foolish to believe in God without certain, irrevocable proof that she exists. The problem is that there is no certain proof that evolutionary theory is true - even though there is overwhelming evidence that it is true. So it seems that you require certain, irrevocable proof for God's existence, but accept evolutionary theory without certain proof. So you've got a choice: (a) Bite a bullet and claim that a higher standard of proof is required for belief in God than for belief in evolution. (b) Take a hit, conceding that there is a contradiction in your responses.

You chose to bite the bullet."

This post has been edited by Banana Head on Jun 12 2006, 10:52 PM

Zero direct hits my ass you ch -- oh wait you got to pick a hit or a bullet

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These damn questions confused the hell out of me

Quite ruite!

Like these two:

I said yes, but only because of that first part

I said yes

OMFG U GOT SHOT ASSTOAD

the serial killer question sucked

I either implied God was real or I said he had a right to murder people

wtf

And then, they force you to answer two questions at once with the same answer!

This is not fair! It's WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I got the same question twice

My intellectually superior and extremely rational man is rewarded with a leg cast, an arm sling, and a bronze medal!

I lost two limbs in the Great Kharlan War! Give me a Medal of Honor!

It also asked if 1 + 1 = 72

one plus one does not equal 72 it equals 10

This post has been edited by Xgoff on Jun 12 2006, 11:17 PM

But if those ones are rabbits, they may very well reach seventy-two!

Or Mexicans!

This post has been edited by Draco Icebane on Jun 12 2006, 11:18 PM

Bit one bullet on the atheism question.

Likely because your belief contradicts their logic, and not logic as a whole!

A very fair test indeed! The Spanish Inquisition is less biased than this!

It's actually pretty interesting how it judges you on your consistency. It's not that you contradicted their logic, it's that you probably contradicted your own.

'twould be! Were it a fair judgment!

Only one bullet on that one rapist question

I did not contradict my own logic, because they did not allow me to freely submit it!

Bit one bullet and took one direct hit.

By the way, gotta love how they refer to God as a she.

I took a direct hit on that one. Didn't get caught on any others.