I GIVE UP ON WOMEN!, Emo / Rant Topic #354654

Here's a surefire way to get a little booty in a few simple to understand steps, the Tei way.

1// Wait one year or less, so you are of legal drinking age. (That is, if you aren't already wherever you happen to live.)

2// Go to bars, pubs, taverns, what have you.

3// Offer to buy some cutie drinks. Just make sure that you're A// polite and B// sober.

4// If she shoots you down, don't get a kicked-puppy attitude about it. Suck it up and try again.

5// For God's sake, grow a pair, dude! You're 20 and you're whining like a thirteen year old! Girls do NOT dig that sort of thing.

Hugs.

Picking up chicks in bars. That's like...ugh. He wouldn't find someone he actually loved who loved him back. They'd just have sex a few times and break up.

Have you ever seen a really fat, repulsive-looking man married to a hot chick? That's possible. Have you ever seen a really fat, repulsive-looking woman married to a decent looking man? That's possible.

It's all about your attitude, your patience, and preserverence.

This post has been edited by Sargeant Jinpen on Jul 1 2006, 11:11 PM

Don't give up, keep trying.

But don't over do it or pretend to be somebody that you're not. Play it safe.

Have you ever seen a really fat, repulsive-looking woman married to a really fat, repulsive-looking man? That's my parents.

Who were probably not as repulsive back then, like almost every parent.

But you proved my point further.

This post has been edited by Sargeant Jinpen on Jul 1 2006, 11:30 PM

My father brought steak with him to the house.

"Oh... we don't eat steak" the family said

His reply: "oh I brought it so you guys could cook it for me"

Being bisexual does not void any homosexuality you as a person pertained - I am perfectly aware that Freddie Mercury was bisexual, as he left his 'casa de Mercury' to his female soulmate; however, he did indeed openly admit he enjoyed the winky, meaning that he can still be considered homosexual.

Of course not! I just like to correct people on that, being the big Queen fan that I am.
The fact that he dropped anchor in Poo Bay aside, we are certainly getting off topic here.

you let fear own you and you will be alone forever. Find someone and talk to them, dont play the game yet, just talk to them, get to know them a bit, then when you think there's a bit of chemistry going on, jump in and ask if she wants to do something, maybe a date kinda thing. And bayum, you win.

Pardon me.

This post has been edited by Hanyou on Jul 2 2006, 01:24 AM

If you're falling for a girl that's not in your league (or if she's popular), then you just screwed yourself up.

What the **** someone at my work has the name Siobhan.

Oh, wait, I'm sorry! Did you want me to doll out the molly-coddling crap the rest of you are giving him? I can do that.

*ahem*

Don't worry, dude! It's not that anthing's wrong with you...it's that something's wrong with you! But you can totally get over it. All you need to do is conquer your fears and eventually you'll find someone. You're totally not gonna be like the guy from The 40 Year Old Virgin as long as you can find the inner strength and courage needed to speak to a person.

</molly coddling>

Now here's what's wrong with the **** everyone else has been saying; it won't help. You can provide all the faux-positive encouragement you want, but telling the guy to conquer his fears is like something from a fantasy or a sci-fi novel. Telling him to get a pair, however, sets things much more in reality. Bars may not be the best place to find a lasting relationship, but it's a good place to start if you're hopeless enough to "give up on women" and post an angsty topic on a message board for Mario games. SOCIAL INTERACTION is the key phrase here. If you sit on your ass and do nothing but play video games and use the computer all day, you're never gonna get women! Bars are a social hive and drinking is an icebreaker. It's a lot easier to start talking to people if you've both got drinks in your hand, believe me. You don't need to be drunk, either.

And Kaep, you can't be homosexual if you like girls. I'm sorry, but that's not how it works.

do you know how offensive that was

I'm sure it does in Dimension Z.


This post has been edited by Kaepora Ocelot on Jul 3 2006, 07:05 PM

Kinda what happened to me.

Anyway, point is, if you cant score anyone, NHY, buy a hooker. Your old enough.

This post has been edited by Dburnell01 on Jul 3 2006, 06:59 PM

As much as you'll hate me for saying this...WAIT. No matter whether you get to the age of 44 without a girl, perhaps at 45 you'll find the right one.


And seriously. Stop wussing out about being unable to talk to girls. If you're a man ACT LIKE IT. Pick yourself up; get the courage to start talking to girls. Begin with your female friends. Then females that YOU know that aren't as close as your friends. Then jump onto larger stuff.


Also whatever you do after reading this don't let it be commit suicide.

This post has been edited by Tri on Jul 3 2006, 07:04 PM

And he can still be considered heterosexual. Which is where the term BISEXUAL comes from. XD

I swear, Kaepora, only you will argue semantics over something so meaningless.