Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, Hide the rum

Holy crap. Words cannot express my excitement. It was a thrill ride.
The movie starts off very dark, and actually pretty violent. (You see an eyeball pecked out) Elizabeth Swann is sitting alone in the rain on her wedding day and is quickly arrested along with her groom-to-be by the new Lord Cutler Beckett. Thus we find Jack Sparrow back to his escaping ways. While on his latest mini adventure he retrieves a cloth with the shape of a key scribbled on it. But alas Jack has no heading...
The movie is long and worth every minute. There are a TON more stunts this time, cutting out a bunch of dialogue time. I think they may have gone over the top a bit with believability on the stunts, but it's still very, very fun to watch. The CGI was amazing at times (Davy Jones) but so-so at others (Opening title background). The story I think was better then the first one, much less repetitive. But it DOES end in a cliff hanger like the Matrix did unfortunately. However it is pulled off amazingly well and the end had everyone wanting more. I can guarantee you that.
Johnny Depp is wonderful as always, though I didn't find him as funny this time around. Jack Davenport is much better this time around and Keira Knightley is a bit less annoying. All the characters are good and in some cases better then the first one. The music took a noticeable hit but nothing worthy of crying over.
It's a wonderful movie and if you don't see it you'll be missing out. Plus I'll come beat you silly till you do.

9/10

Oh and
Spoilers:

Barbosa is back.

SUMMON THE KRAKEN!!!!








...oh bugger

Brilliant movie indeed.

The only bad points is that this movie seemed to last forever. I almost wet myself near the end because I needed a pee half way through. Also,

Spoilers:

I don't get how Barbosa is back, seems kinda lame but at least there's going to be a sequel

I'll give it 8/10

This post has been edited by Cutman on Jul 7 2006, 04:38 AM

It comes on July 27 hereabouts.
Can't wait for it!

I heard somewhere that the critics have demanded jack to stop walking so girly-like or he'll be fired from doing movies because it looks "gay". I think this is horrible because that's the character part he was given, and it should stay that way.

The critics are just old people with old opinions. They need replacing.

Wow, this movie sounds so good.

Now I'm excited to see it.

What's in the chest?

Spoilers:

I don't know to be honest

Spoilers:

Ultima weapon

Spoilers:

Tom Cruise

In other words, go watch it yourself and find out beacuse I know people who haven't seen it will still read the spoilers anyway.

But here's the spoilerfree plot:

Jack owes someone lots of souls and gets reminded by X's father from the bottom of his ship and warns Jack that Y will come and get him and summon Z to kick his butt if he doesn't. So jack goes on a quest while X tries to find Jack and @ goes to try and find X. X finally finds jack but X has to conftont Y, and then @ finds Jack who then travel to some island to find the Y's *. X finds Jack and @ along with ! who all have a big fight except @ who tries to stop them. Jack finally gets Y's * and then stuff happens.


This post has been edited by Cutman on Jul 7 2006, 05:56 AM

**** yeah.

Ever since I saw the "Summon the Kraken!" part in the trailer I KNOW I have to watch this movie

Near the end, there's an awesome battle scene where there are like... 5 things going on at once. It's awesome.

This movie kicked ass. Johnny Depp and Keira Knightly you're both so DREAMY <3 <3

This movie sucks.

Like dbz or something

For the sake of your intact limbs, I hope that was saracasm.

Rip them out if you must.

How about give us reasons why it sucks first.

If you couldn't tell by my avatar, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT!!!!

I just watched the first one yesterday.
and i'm looking forward to seeing it.

it's not every day a movie like THIS comes out (i know i go watch to many)
it's comes out the 12th here so i guse i'l se it the 14-16 some time.
(don't wan to go in with the crowd of Crowdyness.)