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Our announcers are Duckboy and SVH. Our ring announcer is The Face. Our referee is Samuel Dreamer.

Skip-P vs. Littlink (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 150 pounds, from Kokiri Village, Hyrule, Littlink!!! (crowd cheers )

[The arena goes black before a green spotlight shines on the stage. Littlink makes his way to the ring.
]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 100 pounds, from Berica, Skip-P!!! (crowd cheers *******)

[Skip-P flies down from the rafters and says, "Let's get going!"
Samuel Dreamer checks Littlink's boots and knee pads.
Skip-P executes a pumphandle suplex on Littlink.
(ding, ding, ding) Littlink slaps both sides of Skip-P's head out of desperation.
]

SVH - earringer by Littlink.

[Flying side kick by Skip-P takes Littlink off his feet.
Skip-P knees Littlink and rolls back to his feet.
Skip-P hits Littlink with an elbowdrop.
Skip-P moves back to his feet.
Littlink hits a jumping elbow hrust on Skip-P.
Littlink hits Skip-P with an elbowdrop.
Skip-P with an illegal chokehold on Littlink.
Skip-P fist drops Littlink on the mat.
Skip-P climbs to his feet.
Littlink climbs to his feet.
Skip-P tackles and begins punching Littlink.
Littlink gets up.
Littlink goes for a springboard splash but Skip-P dodges the attack.
Littlink sends Skip-P to ringside.
]

Duckboy - Littlink and Skip-P had better get back to the ring; they're bound to get counted out at ringside!

[Samuel Dreamer starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Flying somersault drop kick by Littlink puts him back in the match.
]

SVH - Skip-P takes a flying somersault dropkick.

[Littlink is up again.
(...3)
Skip-P trys for a monkey flip but is unable to lift Littlink.
(....4)
Littlink goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Skip-P.
]

Duckboy - Skip-P takes a flying double foot stomp.

[Littlink moves back to his feet.
Skip-P gets back to his feet.
(.....5)
Skip-P and Littlink move back into the ring.
Skip-P executes the jumping sidekick on Littlink.
Littlink stands up.
Littlink gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Skip-P.
]

SVH - Skip-P takes a jumping neck snap.

[Littlink whips Skip-P's feet from under him with a side kick.
]

Duckboy - Littlink executes a flying side kick.

[Skip-P climbs to his feet.
Skip-P bounces Littlink off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Littlink gets up.
Littlink attempts to kick Skip-P, but Skip-P catches his leg. Littlink flips around and kicks Skip-P.
]

SVH - enzuigiri!

[Skip-P gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Littlink.
Littlink goes for a pin.
Samuel Dreamer counts.
...1
Skip-P kicks out.
]

Duckboy - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Skip-P gets back to his feet.
A flying shoulder block send Skip-P to the mat.
Littlink stands up.
Littlink flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop.
Littlink climbs to his feet.
Skip-P is driven further into the mat by Littlink with a diving elbow smash.
]

SVH - Skip-P takes a diving elbow smash.

[Now Littlink standing.
Skip-P gets up.
Skip-P trys for a belly-to-belly superplex but Littlink avoids it.
Littlink is locked in the half Boston by Skip-P.
Samuel Dreamer is checking for a tap out.
... ... Littlink is fighting the hold. ... Skip-P tightens the hold. ... Littlink is fighting the hold. Skip-P breaks the hold.
]

Duckboy - Skip-P is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[A flying tomahawk by Littlink sends Skip-P down to the mat.
Littlink chants start.
Littlink tiger suplexes Skip-P, bringing him crashing down to the mat.
Littlink is back on his feet.
Littlink and Skip-P go to the floor
Samuel Dreamer starts the count (.1)
Littlink whips Skip-P into the corner and follows up with a huge splash.
Littlink chants start.
]

Duckboy - turnbuckle splash!

[Littlink takes Skip-P into the ring.
Littlink hits Skip-P with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Littlink stands up.
Littlink gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Skip-P comes over and smashes Littlink's head into it.
A flying bodypress by Littlink takes Skip-P to the mat with authority.
Littlink stands up.
Littlink flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop.
Skip-P gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Littlink.
Skip-P gets up.
Littlink gets hit with a flying forearm right to the face.
]

Duckboy - Skip-P with a flying forearm.

[Littlink gets back to his feet.
Littlink hits a flying karate chop right to Skip-P's neck.
Skip-P holds his mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face.
Skip-P gets elbowed to his midsection by Skip-P.
Littlink executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Skip-P.
Littlink hits Skip-P with an elbowdrop.
Littlink stands up.
Littlink hits Skip-P with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
]

SVH - Follows up with a elbow drop.

[Littlink gets back to his feet.
Littlink hits Skip-P with an elbowdrop.
Littlink gets back to his feet.
Littlink hits Skip-P with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Now Littlink standing.
Skip-P is up again.
Skip-P trys for a body slam but Littlink avoids it.
Skip-P drags Littlink to the floor.
]

Duckboy - My God! Littlink could be killed! They've moved to ringside, there's weapons there!!

[Samuel Dreamer starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Skip-P delivers a short-arm clothesline to Littlink.
]

SVH - Littlink takes a short-arm clothesline.

[(...3)
Littlink gets knocked on the ground and Skip-P flips onto him.
Skip-P moves back to his feet.
Littlink is back on his feet.
(....4)
Skip-P gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
]

Duckboy - Littlink with a elbowsmash.

[(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Out of desperation, Littlink dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Skip-P.
Littlink climbs to his feet.
Skip-P bites Littlink's arm out of desparation.
Littlink executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Skip-P.
Now Skip-P standing.
Littlink gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Skip-P uses a lariat on Littlink.
Skip-P puts Littlink in an arm grapevine submission.
Now Littlink standing.
Skip-P trys for a t-bone suplex but is not strong enough to lift Littlink.
Skip-P and Littlink go to the floor
]

SVH - Littlink is much safer at ringside. Skip-P can't get a pin there.

[Samuel Dreamer starts the count (.1)
]

Duckboy - I wish every match could be like this!

[Skip-P executes a tornado spin on Littlink. "YEAHA!"
Skip-P chants start.
]

SVH - What a Tornado Spin!!

[(..2)
(...3)
Skip-P kicks Littlink on the floor.
(....4)
Littlink hits a flying karate chop right to Skip-P's neck.
(.....5)
Littlink and Skip-P move back into the ring.
Flying somersault drop kick by Littlink puts him back in the match.
Littlink jumps and elbow smashes the lying Skip-P.
Littlink hits Skip-P with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
]

Duckboy - Littlink executes a elbowdrop.

[Littlink is up again.
Skip-P stands up.
Littlink hits Skip-P with an earringer.
Littlink goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Skip-P.
Littlink climbs to his feet.
Skip-P gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Littlink.
Littlink gets back to his feet.
Skip-P stands up.
Littlink goes to the top and executes a flying hip attack on Skip-P.
Skip-P gets back to his feet.
Littlink drags Skip-P to the floor.
Samuel Dreamer starts the count (.1)
Skip-P executes a neck scissors on Littlink.
]

SVH - What a neck scissors!!

[Skip-P gets back to his feet.
(..2)
Littlink stands up.
(...3)
Littlink gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Skip-P.
]

Duckboy - Littlink with a jumping neck snap.

[(....4)
Littlink hits a jumping elbow hrust on Skip-P.
(.....5)
Littlink takes Skip-P into the ring.
Littlink flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop.
]

SVH - elbow drop by Littlink.

[Littlink moves back to his feet.
Skip-P moves back to his feet.
Skip-P hits Littlink with the back of his elbow.
]

Duckboy - Littlink takes a back elbow.

[Skip-P bounces Littlink off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat.
Skip-P climbs to his feet.
Skip-P goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Littlink.
Littlink stands up.
Littlink kicks Skip-P's head out of desperation because Skip-P blocked Littlink's first kick.
Littlink is back on his feet.
Littlink goes for a pin.
Samuel Dreamer counts.
...1 ...2
Skip-P kicks out.
]

SVH - What the f*** was that, Littlink?!

[A flying bodypress by Littlink takes Skip-P to the mat with authority.
Skip-P nails Littlink with an inverted DDT.
Skip-P chants start.
Skip-P is up again.
]

Duckboy - Skip-P is really taking it to Littlink.

[Littlink gets back to his feet.
A side kick by Littlink turns the match around by knocking Skip-P to the mat.
Littlink is up again.
Skip-P gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Skip-P applies the clawhold on Littlink.
Skip-P slaps Littlink.
Skip-P bends over as Littlink elbows him in the midsection.
Skip-P grabs Littlink by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder.
Littlink get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Skip-P.
]

SVH - Littlink takes a double axhandle chop.

[Littlink gets hit with the shooting star press from Skip-P.
Samuel Dreamer counts.
...1
Littlink escapes.
]

Duckboy - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Littlink.

[Littlink stands up.
Littlink is hit with a backward kick.
Littlink gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Skip-P.
Now Skip-P standing.
A somersault bodyblock by Littlink does little damage to Skip-P.
Littlink chants start.
Littlink hits Skip-P with an elbowdrop.
Littlink elbow smashes Skip-P in the nose.
]

Duckboy - Skip-P takes a elbow smash.

[Flying somersault drop kick by Littlink puts him back in the match.
Skip-P moves back to his feet.
Littlink whips Skip-P's feet from under him with a side kick.
]

SVH - Skip-P takes a flying side kick.

[Skip-P holds his head after recieving an earringer from Littlink.
Littlink hits a jumping elbow hrust on Skip-P.
Littlink hits Skip-P with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Littlink stands up.
Skip-P gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Littlink.
Littlink climbs to his feet.
Skip-P moves back to his feet.
Littlink connects with a somersault slam on Skip-P.
Littlink gets up.
Skip-P is back on his feet.
Littlink executes a split legged moonsault on to Skip-P.
Littlink gets up.
Littlink hits Skip-P with a flying senton.
Littlink gets back to his feet.
Littlink hits Skip-P with an elbowdrop.
Littlink moves back to his feet.
Skip-P gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Littlink.
Littlink climbs to the top and hits Skip-P with the 5 Star Frog Splash.
Littlink covers Skip-P.
Referee Samuel Dreamer makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Duckboy - We've got ourselves a winner!

The Face - The winner of this match, Littlink!!!


Captain Jeff Silvers vs. Robbydude Firebread (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Extreme Rules Match)

The Face - This match is an Extreme Rules Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 180 pounds, from The High Seas a member of The Administration, Captain Jeff Silvers!!! (crowd cheers *******)

[The lights go out and a mist fills the arena as "In Bloom" by Nirvana hits the speakers. A pirate ship sails to the ring, with Captain Jeff Silvers onboard.
]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 167 pounds, from a swamp house outside the Internet, Robbydude Firebread!!! (crowd cheers *****)

[Robbydude enters the arena on an orange moped, does a donut, and enters the ring.
Silvers tests out the ropes.
Robbydude Firebread walks around the ring.
(the bell rings) A side kick by Silvers turns the match around by knocking Robbydude to the mat.
]

SVH - flying side kick!

[Captain Jeff Silvers is back on his feet.
Robbydude Firebread gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jeff Silvers.
Silvers goes for a pin.
The ref starts the count.
...1
Robbydude escapes.
]

Duckboy - Silvers should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Robbydude Firebread stands up.
Jeff Silvers kicks Robbydude Firebread's head out of desperation because Robbydude blocked Jeff Silvers's first kick.
Jeff Silvers is back on his feet.
Silvers goes for a pin.
Samuel Dreamer counts.
...1 ...2
Robbydude kicks out.
]

SVH - Silvers should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Robbydude Firebread superkicks Captain Jeff Silvers.
Robbydude Firebread measures Silvers up and drops a closed fist.
Robbydude Firebread gets back to his feet.
Robbydude knees Jeff Silvers and rolls back to his feet.
Jeff Silvers stands up.
Silvers goes for a flying hip attack but Robbydude Firebread dodges the attack.
]

Duckboy - This is madness!

[ Robbydude dropkicks Silvers to the knee.
Robbydude is back on his feet.
Robbydude executes a corkscrew legdrop on Silvers.
Silvers climbs to his feet.
Silvers elbows Robbydude in the stomach, trying to even the match.
A flying bodypress by Captain Jeff Silvers takes Robbydude to the mat with authority.
Silvers climbs to his feet.
Robbydude Firebread kicks Captain Jeff Silvers in the groin.
]

SVH - Follows up with a kick to the groin.

[Robbydude Firebread hits a koppo kick on Jeff Silvers.
Jeff Silvers is up again.
Robbydude goes for a scissor kick but Jeff Silvers dodges the attack.
Jeff Silvers gets locked into the headscissors submission by Robbydude.
Samuel Dreamer is checking for a tap out.
... Jeff Silvers is fighting the hold. ... Jeff Silvers trys to escape. ... Jeff Silvers trys to escape. Jeff Silvers escapes.
Robbydude cuts Jeff Silvers with a blade.
Jeff Silvers is bleeding as a result.
Robbydude Firebread hits him with a back fist.
Robbydude Firebread executes the jumping sidekick on Jeff Silvers.
Jeff Silvers is up again.
Robbydude does a cartwheel and kicks Jeff Silvers in the face.
Robbydude Firebread spinning mule kicks Silvers.
Silvers moves back to his feet.
Robbydude Firebread with a headscissors takeover on Jeff Silvers.
]

Duckboy - Silvers takes a headscissors takeover.

[Robbydude Firebread gets up.
Robbydude Firebread locks him in the arm hammerlock submission.
Samuel Dreamer is checking for a tap out.
... ... Robbydude Firebread breaks the hold.
Robbydude and Silvers go to the floor
Samuel Dreamer starts the count (.1)
Robbydude knee drops Jeff Silvers.
Robbydude Firebread and Jeff Silvers move back into the ring.
Robbydude Firebread leg drops the throat of Captain Jeff Silvers.
]

Duckboy - Silvers takes a leg drop.

[ Robbydude covers Jeff Silvers.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Jeff Silvers escapes.
]

SVH - OHHHHHHH So close!!!

[ Jeff Silvers climbs to his feet.
Robbydude jabs Jeff Silvers.
Robbydude legsweeps Silvers.
]

Duckboy - Silvers takes a legsweep.

[Captain Jeff Silvers gets up.
Silvers slaps both sides of Robbydude's head out of desperation.
Robbydude gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Robbydude punches Captain Jeff Silvers in the gut.
Jeff Silvers hits a flying karate chop right to Robbydude Firebread's neck.
]

SVH - flying karate chop by Silvers.

[ Jeff Silvers goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Robbydude.
Captain Jeff Silvers stands up.
Silvers is hit with a backward kick.
Captain Jeff Silvers gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Robbydude Firebread.
Robbydude Firebread measures Silvers up and drops a closed fist.
Robbydude Firebread moves back to his feet.
Robbydude Firebread rolls onto Jeff Silvers connecting with a knee.
Silvers picks up Robbydude Firebread and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Jeff Silvers chants start.
]

Duckboy - Jeff Silvers and Robbydude are going to tear each other apart!

[Captain Jeff Silvers connects with a frog splash, sending Robbydude Firebread into a new world of pain.
Silvers chants start.
Silvers moves back to his feet.
Robbydude gets locked in the painful STF.
Referee Samuel Dreamer is checking for a tap out.
... Silvers tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) Silvers breaks the hold.
]

SVH - That was almost the end of the match right there!

Duckboy - You'll only see this kind of action at MFGG, folks!

[ Silvers flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop.
Now Silvers standing.
Robbydude is up again.
Robbydude Firebread uppercuts Jeff Silvers.
]

SVH - Follows up with a uppercut.

[Robbydude Firebread hiptosses Silvers.
Silvers climbs to his feet.
Captain Jeff Silvers executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Robbydude.
Captain Jeff Silvers hits Robbydude Firebread with an elbowdrop.
Jeff Silvers gets up.
Silvers jumps and elbow smashes the lying Robbydude Firebread.
]

Duckboy - diving elbow smash!

[ Silvers stands up.
Robbydude Firebread is up again.
Jeff Silvers hits a jumping elbow hrust on Robbydude Firebread.
Robbydude Firebread moves back to his feet.
Robbydude Firebread dazed by the turnbuckle, Jeff Silvers leaps off, diving over Robbydude's head,pulling off a neckbreaker
Silvers gets up.
Robbydude is back on his feet.
Jeff Silvers sends Robbydude Firebread to ringside.
]

SVH - Those idiots will be counted out!

[Samuel Dreamer starts the count (.1)
]

SVH - Do you think you could ever find a match like these anywhere except MFGG?

Duckboy - Nope.

[ Robbydude leg lariats Jeff Silvers, sending him to the floor.
(..2)
Captain Jeff Silvers gets up.
(...3)
Robbydude holds his mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face.
Robbydude kicks Silvers in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the floor.
Robbydude chants start.
Robbydude leg drops the throat of Silvers.
Robbydude Firebread and Captain Jeff Silvers have actually crossed the security barricade and are now fighting in the crowd!
Robbydude Firebread executes a corkscrew legdrop on Silvers.
Robbydude knee drops Captain Jeff Silvers.
Robbydude uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Jeff Silvers down.
Robbydude Firebread covers Jeff Silvers hooking the leg.
Referee Samuel Dreamer makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

SVH - Robbydude Firebread has won the match!

The Face - The winner of this match, Robbydude Firebread!!!


Milkbone vs. Über n00ber (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 121 pounds, from Burlington, Wisconsin, Milkbone!!! (crowd cheers *******)

[Milkbone makes his way to the ring.
]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 350 pounds, from a factory in the SVH King's lair, Über n00ber!!! (crowd boos ****)

[The arena goes dark as a blue spotlight shines on the entrance. "Smooth Criminal" blares on the sound system as n00ber fires a pistol into the air. He moonwalks to the ring, and fireworks erupt from the four corner posts, illuminating the arena.
Milkbone walks around the ring.
Über tests out the ropes.
(ring, ring, ring) Milkbone holds n00ber in the corner, choking him with his forearm.
Über bounces Milkbone off the ropes and clotheslines him.
n00ber goes for a pin.
Samuel Dreamer counts.
...1
Milkbone escapes.
]

Duckboy - Über should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[Milkbone climbs to his feet.
n00ber bounces Milkbone off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Milkbone climbs to his feet.
Über gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Milkbone.
Über gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Milkbone.
Milkbone pins Über against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm.
Milkbone pins Über n00ber against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm.
]

Duckboy - Milkbone executes a forearm choke.

[Über n00ber powerbombs Milkbone.
n00ber sucks chants start in the crowd.
]

SVH - What a power bomb!!

Duckboy -

[They lockup. Über n00ber sends Milkbone to the corner of the ring.
Über bounces Milkbone off the ropes and clotheslines him.
n00ber clotheslines Milkbone.
Über bounces Milkbone off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Über n00ber with a powerful choke lift on Milkbone.
]

SVH - Nice chokelift by Über n00ber.

[They lockup. Über n00ber sends Milkbone to the corner of the ring.
n00ber bounces Milkbone off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Über punches Milkbone repeatedly.
n00ber bounces Milkbone off the ropes and clotheslines him.
n00ber bounces Milkbone off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Milkbone gets back to his feet.
Milkbone trys for a brain buster but is not strong enough to lift Über.
n00ber gets knock to the ground while Milkbone locks him in the chinlock deathlock submission.
Samuel Dreamer asks n00ber if he quits.
... n00ber trys to escape. ... n00ber trys to escape. n00ber escapes.
Milkbone drags Über to the floor.
Samuel Dreamer starts the count (.1)
]

Duckboy - Milkbone and Über are going to tear each other apart!

[(..2)
Über gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Milkbone.
(...3)
Über n00ber bounces Milkbone off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Milkbone climbs to his feet.
(....4)
A forearm choke by Milkbone nearly gets him disqualified.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Milkbone and n00ber move back to ringside.
They head back into the ring.
Über gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Milkbone.
Milkbone pins n00ber against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm.
Über n00ber bounces Milkbone off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Über n00ber clotheslines Milkbone.
Milkbone executes a neck scissors on n00ber.
Now Milkbone standing.
n00ber trys for a tombstone piledriver but Milkbone avoids it.
]

SVH - Über is taking it to Milkbone.

[ Über with a powerful choke lift on Milkbone.
Über n00ber sucks chants start in the crowd.
]

Duckboy - Milkbone could use some help about now.

SVH - the ring is covered with blood from these fighters.

[Über n00ber gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Milkbone.
n00ber gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Milkbone.
]

Duckboy - Milkbone with a boot choke.

[A forearm choke by Milkbone nearly gets him disqualified.
Über n00ber gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Milkbone.
Über tombstones Milkbone onto the mat. Milkbone is out cold!
Über clotheslines Milkbone.
Über n00ber sucks chants start in the crowd.
Über n00ber bounces Milkbone off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Über n00ber clotheslines Milkbone.
Über choke slams Milkbone. Milkbone looks to be out cold!
Über n00ber covers Milkbone hooking the leg.
Samuel Dreamer counts the pin.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

SVH - We've got ourselves a winner!

The Face - The winner of this match, Über n00ber!!!


Ortzz vs. Wayne Deranez (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 110 pounds, from parts unknown, Ortzz!!! (crowd boos *******)

[Ortzz does a crazy drum solo before entering the ring.
]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 163 pounds, from Mexico City, Wayne Deranez!!!

[Electric guitars WAAAIIIILLL while Deranez makes his way to the ring
Ortzz tests out the ropes.
Deranez tests out the ropes.
(ding, ding, ding) They lockup. Ortzz sends Deranez to the corner of the ring.
Wayne Deranez hits a jumping elbow hrust on Ortzz.
]

Duckboy - Deranez with a jumping elbow thrust.

[Wayne Deranez covers Ortzz.
Samuel Dreamer counts.
...1
Ortzz escapes.
]

SVH - Wayne Deranez should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[Ortzz stands up.
They lockup. Ortzz sends Deranez to the corner of the ring.
Ortzz clotheslines Wayne Deranez.
Deranez hits Ortzz with an earringer.
Ortzz clotheslines Deranez.
]

Duckboy - Ortzz executes a weak move.

[Flying somersault drop kick by Wayne Deranez puts him back in the match.
]

SVH - Ortzz takes a flying somersault dropkick.

[ Deranez moves back to his feet.
Ortzz gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Wayne Deranez.
]

Duckboy - Deranez with a diving elbow smash.

[ Deranez stands up.
Ortzz stands up.
Ortzz punches Deranez.
]

SVH - punch!

[They lockup. Ortzz sends Deranez to the corner of the ring.
]

Duckboy - weak move!

[They lockup. Ortzz sends Deranez to the corner of the ring.
They lockup. Ortzz sends Wayne Deranez to the corner of the ring.
]

SVH - weak move!

[Ortzz punches Wayne Deranez repeatedly.
Deranez jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Ortzz.
Deranez is up again.
Ortzz clotheslines Wayne Deranez.
Ortzz punches Deranez repeatedly.
Ortzz goes for a gunshot but Wayne Deranez dodges the attack.
They lockup. Ortzz sends Wayne Deranez to the corner of the ring.
Ortzz punches Deranez repeatedly.
Ortzz gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Wayne Deranez hits a flying karate chop right to Ortzz's neck.
]

SVH - flying karate chop!

[Wayne Deranez attempts to kick Ortzz, but Ortzz catches his leg. Deranez flips around and kicks Ortzz.
Wayne Deranez gets up.
Deranez hits Ortzz with an elbowdrop.
Deranez is up again.
Deranez goes for a pin.
Samuel Dreamer counts.
...1
Ortzz escapes.
]

Duckboy - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Ortzz.

[Ortzz gets back to his feet.
Deranez leaps up, swings around Ortzz and DDT's him onto the mat.
]

SVH - Blood is all over the ring.

[They lockup. Ortzz sends Deranez to the corner of the ring.
]

Duckboy - Ortzz executes a weak move.

[Wayne Deranez gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Ortzz.
Flying side kick by Wayne Deranez takes Ortzz off his feet.
]

SVH - Follows up with a flying side kick.

[Wayne Deranez is back on his feet.
Deranez hits Ortzz with an elbowdrop.
Deranez hits Ortzz with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Deranez is back on his feet.
A flying shoulder block send Ortzz to the mat.
Deranez is back on his feet.
Wayne Deranez jumps and elbow smashes the lying Ortzz.
Now Ortzz standing.
Ortzz with a powerful choke lift on Wayne Deranez.
Ortzz sucks chants start in the crowd.
Ortzz piledrives Wayne Deranez.
]

Duckboy - Good power move by Ortzz.

SVH - This is quality sports entertainment!

[Ortzz punches Wayne Deranez repeatedly.
Wayne Deranez executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Ortzz.
Wayne Deranez flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop.
]

Duckboy - Ortzz takes a elbow drop.

[ Deranez gets up.
Deranez covers Ortzz.
Referee Samuel Dreamer makes the count.
...1
Ortzz escapes.
]

SVH - Deranez should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[They lockup. Ortzz sends Wayne Deranez to the corner of the ring.
Wayne Deranez goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Ortzz.
Deranez moves back to his feet.
Ortzz is back on his feet.
Ortzz gets elbowed to his midsection by Ortzz.
]

Duckboy - Deranez executes a elbow to midsection.

[Out of desperation, Deranez dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Ortzz.
Wayne Deranez climbs to his feet.
Wayne Deranez hits Ortzz with an elbowdrop.
Wayne Deranez is back on his feet.
Now Ortzz standing.
Ortzz punches Wayne Deranez.
]

SVH - punch by Ortzz.

[Ortzz drags Deranez to the floor.
Samuel Dreamer starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Ortzz clotheslines Wayne Deranez.
(...3)
They lockup. Ortzz sends Deranez to the corner of ringside.
]

SVH - Follows up with a weak move.

[(....4)
Flying side kick by Wayne Deranez takes Ortzz off his feet.
(.....5)
Deranez and Ortzz move back into the ring.
Ortzz is driven further into the mat by Deranez with a diving elbow smash.
]

Duckboy - Ortzz takes a diving elbow smash.

[ Deranez is up again.
Ortzz clotheslines Wayne Deranez.
Wayne Deranez executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Ortzz.
Ortzz moves back to his feet.
They lockup. Ortzz sends Deranez to the corner of the ring.
They lockup. Ortzz sends Wayne Deranez to the corner of the ring.
Ortzz punches Wayne Deranez repeatedly.
Ortzz clotheslines Deranez.
]

SVH - Wayne Deranez takes a weak move.

[Ortzz punches Deranez repeatedly.
]

Duckboy - Wayne Deranez takes a weak move.

[Ortzz clotheslines Deranez.
Ortzz punches Wayne Deranez repeatedly.
They lockup. Ortzz sends Wayne Deranez to the corner of the ring.
]

SVH - Follows up with a weak move.

[Ortzz with a powerful choke lift on Wayne Deranez.
]

Duckboy - Ortzz is really taking it to Wayne Deranez.

[Wayne Deranez gets back to his feet.
A flying bodypress by Deranez takes Ortzz to the mat with authority.
Wayne Deranez is back on his feet.
Ortzz is up again.
Ortzz just shot Wayne Deranez with a pistol!
Wayne Deranez stands up.
Ortzz just shot Deranez with a pistol!
Ortzz sucks chants start in the crowd.
Deranez gets back to his feet.
Ortzz punches Deranez repeatedly.
Ortzz clotheslines Wayne Deranez.
Ortzz sucks chants start in the crowd.
Ortzz choke slams Wayne Deranez. Wayne Deranez looks to be out cold!
Ortzz covers Wayne Deranez hooking the leg.
Referee Samuel Dreamer makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

SVH - We've got ourselves a winner!

The Face - The winner of this match, Ortzz!!!


Zasshou vs. Someguy (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 152 pounds, from Kotka, Zasshou!!! (crowd boos *****)

[Zasshou's theme music hits as he makes his way to the ring.
]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 150 pounds, from parts unknown, Someguy!!! (crowd cheers *****)

[Someguy's music hits as he makes his way to the ring.
Zasshou walks around the ring.
Someguy tests out the ropes.
(ring, ring, ring) Zasshou holds Someguy in the corner, choking him with his forearm.
]

Duckboy - Someguy takes a forearm choke.

[Zasshou holds his head after recieving an earringer from Someguy.
Someguy gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Zasshou.
Zasshou holds Someguy in the corner, choking him with his forearm.
]

SVH - forearm choke!

[Someguy gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Zasshou.
Someguy leaps up, swings around Zasshou and DDT's him onto the mat.
Someguy drags Zasshou to the floor.
Samuel Dreamer starts the count (.1)
Someguy hits the flying legdrop across Zasshou's neck.
Someguy chants start.
Someguy is back on his feet.
Zasshou gets up.
They head back into the ring.
]

SVH - I wish every match could be like this!

[Someguy goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Zasshou.
Someguy gets up.
Zasshou is up again.
Someguy gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Zasshou.
Someguy tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block.
Zasshou holds Someguy in the corner, choking him with his forearm.
Flying somersault drop kick by Someguy puts him back in the match.
Someguy stands up.
Zasshou stands up.
Someguy goes for a top-rope powerbomb but Zasshou dodges the attack.
Zasshou executes the brain buster on Someguy.
]

SVH - Someguy really felt that brain buster!

[Zasshou covers Someguy.
Referee Samuel Dreamer makes the count.
...1 ...2
Someguy escapes.
]

Duckboy - Zasshou was so close!!

[Someguy gets up.
]

SVH - Damn!

[Someguy gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Zasshou.
A forearm choke by Zasshou nearly gets him disqualified.
Someguy gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Zasshou.
Zasshou pins Someguy against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm.
Someguy gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Zasshou.
]

Duckboy - Someguy takes a boot choke.

[Zasshou holds Someguy in the corner, choking him with his forearm.
Someguy gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Zasshou.
]

SVH - boot choke!

[Zasshou executes a neck scissors on Someguy.
]

Duckboy - That neck scissors was very good.

[Zasshou stands up.
Zasshou apllies the camel clutch on Someguy.
The referee is checking the situation.
... Someguy trys to escape. ... Someguy is fighting the hold. ... ... (AHHHH!) Someguy escapes.
Zasshou and Someguy go to the floor
Samuel Dreamer starts the count (.1)
Zasshou goes for a arm wrench but Someguy dodges the attack.
Zasshou and Someguy move back into the ring.
Zasshou puts Someguy in an arm grapevine submission.
Someguy climbs to his feet.
Someguy hits a jumping elbow hrust on Zasshou.
Zasshou moves back to his feet.
Someguy gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Zasshou.
]

SVH - boot choke!

[Zasshou gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
A forearm choke by Zasshou nearly gets him disqualified.
Zasshou holds Someguy in the corner, choking him with his forearm.
Zasshou executes the brain buster on Someguy.
]

Duckboy - If Zasshou keeps using moves like that brain buster he could win the match!

[Zasshou covers Someguy.
Samuel Dreamer counts.
...1 ...2
Someguy kicks out.
]

SVH - We almost had a winner.

[Someguy moves back to his feet.
Zasshou sends Someguy to ringside.
Samuel Dreamer starts the count (.1)
Someguy sends Zasshou into Samuel Dreamer he goes down.
Someguy uses a standing moonsault on Zasshou.
Someguy climbs to his feet.
Zasshou is up again.
Zasshou dazed by the turnbuckle, Someguy leaps off, diving over Zasshou's head,pulling off a neckbreaker
Someguy is up again.
Sarahsuke runs to ringside.
Sarahsuke punches Zasshou repeatedly.
Sarahsuke with a powerful choke lift on Zasshou.
Now Zasshou standing.
Ordered is restored.
Samuel Dreamer gets up.
They head back into the ring.
Zasshou gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Someguy comes at him and drills him with the splash.
Someguy hits Zasshou with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Someguy climbs to his feet.
Someguy shoves an extendable pole into Zasshou's chest and extends it, sending Zasshou flying.
Someguy covers Zasshou.
Samuel Dreamer counts the pin.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Duckboy - Someguy has defeated Zasshou!

The Face - The winner of this match, Someguy!!!


Press Start vs. SuperZero (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Last Man Standing Match)

The Face - This match is a Last Man Standing Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 205 pounds, from Philadelphia, SuperZero!!! (crowd cheers *******)

["WOO!" Ric Flair's theme music hits as SuperZero makes his way to the ring.
]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 110 pounds, from Start, Louisiana, Press Start!!!

[Press Start rides to the ring in a kickass lowrider.
SuperZero places Press Start on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
Press Start walks around the ring.
(ring, ring, ring) SuperZero with an Aztecan suplex on Press Start sends him to the mat.
Press Start gets hit with a diving elbow smash from SuperZero.
]

SVH - Follows up with a diving elbow smash.

[SuperZero is back on his feet.
Press Start is up again.
SuperZero does a cartwheel and kicks Press Start in the face.
Press Start climbs to his feet.
Press Start gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
]

Duckboy - Press Start takes a corkscrew armdrag.

[Now Press Start standing.
Press Start climbs to the top turnbuckle and executes a somersault legdrop on SuperZero.
SuperZero is starting to look weary.
Press Start hits a huge flying legdrop onto the lying SuperZero.
Press Start gets back to his feet.
Press Start and SuperZero go to the floor
Press Start gets set on top the turnbuckle then Press Start hits SuperZero with a splash.
They head back into the ring.
]

Duckboy - It was a smart move to the ring. SuperZero no longer has to watch out for weapons.

[SuperZero lifts Press Start into the air and delivers a spine buster.
Press Start gets up.
SuperZero and Press Start move from the ring to the aisle.
SuperZero takes Press Start off his feet with a short-arm clothesline
Now Press Start standing.
Press Start kicks SuperZero's head out of desperation because SuperZero blocked Press Start's first kick.
Press Start gets up.
Press Start hits SuperZero with an elbowdrop.
]

SVH - Follows up with a elbowdrop.

[SuperZero gives Press Start a reverse neckbreaker.
SuperZero gets up.
Press Start stands up.
Press Start executes a ropeflip hiptoss on SuperZero.
Now SuperZero standing.
SuperZero superkicks Press Start.
SuperZero picks Press Start up and side suplexes him to the floor.
SuperZero and Press Start move back to ringside.
]

Duckboy - SuperZero is really taking it to Press Start.

[SuperZero climbs to the top rope and nails Press Start with a reverse flying elbow drop.
SuperZero chants start.
]

SVH - Press Start takes a reverse flying elbow drop..

[Press Start just got knocked out by SuperZero at ringside! This match is over!
]

Duckboy - SuperZero's momma would be proud!

[SuperZero leg drops Press Start.
SuperZero chants start.
]

SVH - leg drop by SuperZero.

[Press Start gets back to his feet.
SuperZero takes Press Start outside the ring.
A flying shoulder block send Press Start to the floor.
SuperZero is back on his feet.
SuperZero hits Press Start with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
]

Duckboy - elbowdrop!

[SuperZero executes a corkscrew legdrop on Press Start.
SuperZero stands up.
Press Start climbs to his feet.
SuperZero gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Press Start hits SuperZero with an earringer.
]

SVH - Follows up with a earringer.

[Press Start elbows SuperZero in the stomach, trying to even the match.
Press Start tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block.
Now Press Start standing.
SuperZero is up again.
Press Start gets taken down with an armdrag takedown.
Press Start is up again.
Press Start gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on SuperZero.
]

Duckboy - SuperZero takes a jumping neck snap.

[Flying somersault drop kick by Press Start puts him back in the match.
SuperZero with a headscissors takeover on Press Start.
SuperZero chants start.
]

SVH - headscissors takeover by SuperZero.

[Press Start just got knocked out by SuperZero at ringside! This match is over!
]

Duckboy - It was a smart move to the ring. Press Start no longer has to watch out for weapons.

[SuperZero dives head first into Press Start.
SuperZero is back on his feet.
Press Start stands up.
SuperZero takes Press Start outside the ring.
]

SVH - Maybe SuperZero can get his hands on a weapon at ringside.

[Press Start sends SuperZero into Samuel Dreamer he goes down.
Press Start trys for a tiger suplex but is unable to lift SuperZero.
Press Start hits a flying karate chop right to SuperZero's neck.
Sarahsuke runs to ringside.
Sarahsuke punches SuperZero in the head.
Sarahsuke hits SuperZero with a baba chop.
Ordered is restored.
Samuel Dreamer gets up.
]

Duckboy - Press Start has won the match!

The Face - The winner of this match, Press Start!!!


Quick results:

• Littlink defeats Skip-P by pinfall.
• Extreme Rules Match: Robbydude defeats Captain Jeff Silvers by pinfall in the crowd.
• Über n00ber defeats Milkbone by pinfall.
• World Title Tournament (Round 1): Ortzz defeats Wayne Deranez by pinfall.
• World Title Tournament (Round 1): Someguy defeats Zasshou by pinfall. Sarahsuke attacked Zasshou during this match.
• Last Man Standing Rematch: Press Start defeats SuperZero by knock out. Sarahsuke attacked SuperZero during this match.

I have a sexy voice

My God! Littlink could be killed! They've moved to ringside, there's weapons there!!

Updated tournament standings:



Someguy's victory over Zasshou has ensured him a spot in the final. Tomorrow, Press Start takes on Ortzz to determine who will join Someguy in Thursday's Daily Damage main event for the MFGG World Heavyweight Championship.

Also, a special announcement regarding Sarahsuke: at today's Daily Damage, Sarahsuke became involved in two matches, affecting the outcome of both. First, she exacted revenge on Zasshou during his tournament match against Someguy, thereby ruining Zasshou's chances of becoming the champion. Later, in what was apparently a personal favor, she assisted Press Start in defeating SuperZero in their Last Man Standing Rematch. As a result, there will be a possible match for Thursday's Daily Damage: unless Press Start wins his match tomorrow and makes it to the tournament final, he and Sarahsuke will face Zasshou and SuperZero in a tag team match.

Too late for me to join?

No, we're always accepting new members.

oof, I took quite a beating.

asdgasdf Sarahsuke must die. :x

Assuming Press Start loses his match tomorrow, you'll get a shot at her in a tag match.

NAME
Bungalo Dizabom

WEIGHT
250 lbs

HEIGHT
6 feet 3 inches

HOMETOWN
Chattatown, USA

AFFILIATION
Neutral

RING INTRO
I walk down half way to the stage, flex and red and blue fireworks go off behind me. I then proceed to the ring where I get on the side facing the exit and flip backwards into the ring.

STATS
STRENGTH
9

SPEED
7

VITALITY
9

CHARISMA
5

MOVES

Big man (power moves)
Luchadore (high-flying lightweight moves)


FINISHER
The Bunga-Bomb
I get on top to do a highflying move, and I land on them with my knees.
Knockout finisher

Might as well start the "event topic" for

MFGG Daily Damage #2

The card thus far:

• World Title Tournament (Round 2): Ortzz vs Press Start
• Tables Match: Captain Jeff Silvers vs Milkbone (bon3saw)
• Sarahsuke vs SuperZero
• Littlink vs Skip-P
• Bungalo vs Suigi

Tournament brackets:

What happens if Press Start wins his match?

Aw dang! I lost! Oh well...

I'm not going to be in tomorrow's daily damage in a side event, due to being shot twice by Ortzz in the previous event.

Maybe I'll be alright the next day.

Then I guess we'll just have Sarahsuke vs Zasshou on Thursday instead of the tag team match. Meanwhile, you and PS would have to resolve your differences some other time.

EDIT: And, of course, if he wins his match, he'll go on to face Someguy for the World Heavyweight Championship at Daily Damage #3.

I've lost two matches in a row, both of which were Extreme Rules. I feel the need to redeem myself; therefore, I'm issuing an open challenge to anybody. It can be just about any kind of match you want, just as long as it's one-on-one.

That was hilarious. XD

*milkbones music hit*

*milkbone enters ring and grabs mic*

jeff wants an oponet well how about me? weve both lost 2 matches so lets end the losing streak i challange jeff sivlers to a tables match

*crowd goes nuts*

and jeff if your not down with that i got 2 words for ya

*milkbone points to the crowd*

*crowd yells SUUUUCCCKKKK IIIITTTTT!!!!!*

*milks music his and milk leaves*

This post has been edited by bon3saw on Jul 18 2006, 03:54 PM

bon3saw is Triple H?!

That explains why he's not cool.

D:<

Wait until the two on two re-rematch.

NO MORE ORAORAORAORAORA KTHX. DX