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Oh and "Duckboy - Zasshou has defeated Zasshou! "

This post has been edited by zasshou on Nov 14 2006, 12:35 AM

At least nobody in WiiVolution won the Battle Royal, which would've essentially meant you would be guaranteed a title defense against Dark Yoshi tomorrow (though Zasshou can still book you to defend your title).

Speaking of which, Zasshou, you need to PM me with your card for tomorrow. A few rules:

• You can't double book somebody in singles matches (you can, however, book somebody in a singles match AND in a tag match).
• You can't make multiple titles up for grabs in a single match (other than that, however, book title matches as you please).
• If you want to book a match that has some kind of prize for the winner (a title shot or something of that nature), you need to clear it with me first.
• I reserve the right to arbitrarily edit your card, though I probably won't unless there's some sort of conflict.

Julio, what the hell were you thinking eliminating me?!
I don't like the cut of your jib, man.
Are you committed to this faction?

HEY HEY HEY

Wait a sec...it was an accident ok? Zasshou got out of the way when I was about to throw him out, bad luck you were behind him. I'm sorry, but **** happens...

Zasshou's card for tonight is surprising. While he could've gone for a title, he has selflessly decided against it. He has instead scheduled himself in a bizarre match against a lion.

You heard me. Oh, and it's Hell in a Cell.

Full card for
MFGG Daily Damage #103

• Hell in a Cell Lion Wrestling Match: Zasshou vs a lion
• Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match: Captain Jeff Silvers vs Undisputed World Champion Suigi in a non-title match
• Mixed Martial Arts Match (MFGG SoVeryHardcore Championship): Press Start © vs Dark Yohi

I love you, Zass.

Results for
MFGG Daily Damage #103
With special guest booker Zasshou
(See bottom of post for quick results.)

Press Start vs. Dark Yoshi (MFGG SoVeryHardcore) gimmick (Mixed Martial Arts Match)

The Face - This match is a Mixed Martial Arts Match for the MFGG SoVeryHardcore title. On his way to the octogon cage at this time, weighing in at 175 pounds, from Start, Louisiana he holds the MFGG SoVeryHardcore title belt, Press Start!!!

[Press Start rides to the ring in a kickass lowrider.
]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Earth Island, Dark Yoshi!!! (crowd cheers **)

[*GONG* The lights go out and thunder strikes. DY comes out from behind the curtain and slowly makes his way to the ring. Upon arrival to the ring, he stares down his opponent(s).
Sarahsuke checks Press Start's boots and knee pads.
Dark Yoshi walks around the ring.
(ding, ding, ding) A side kick by Press Start turns the match around by knocking Dark Yoshi to the mat.
Press Start gets back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi moves back to his feet.
Press Start hits a flying karate chop right to Dark Yoshi's neck.
]

SVH - Dark Yoshi takes a flying karate chop.

[Dark Yoshi hits Press Start with a heart punch.
Dark Yoshi executes a corkscrew legdrop on Press Start.
Dark Yoshi moves back to his feet.
Out of desperation, Press Start dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Dark Yoshi.
Press Start is back on his feet.
Dark Yoshi is up again.
Dark Yoshi hiptosses Press Start.
]

Duckboy - Dark Yoshi executes a hiptoss.

[Press Start climbs to his feet.
A flying bodypress by Press Start takes Dark Yoshi to the mat with authority.
Flying somersault drop kick by Press Start puts him back in the match.
Press Start hits Dark Yoshi with an elbowdrop.
Press Start climbs to his feet.
Dark Yoshi gets back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi goes for a brain buster but Press Start dodges the attack.
]

SVH - This is quality sports entertainment! Do you think you could ever find a match like these anywhere except MFGG?

Duckboy - Nope.

[Press Start leaps up, swings around Dark Yoshi and DDT's him onto the mat.
Dark Yoshi stands up.
An elbow submission by Press Start brings Dark Yoshi down to the mat.
Sarahsuke is checking for a tap out.
... (AHHHH!) ... Dark Yoshi is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Press Start tightens the hold. Press Start breaks the hold.
Press Start gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Dark Yoshi.
]

SVH - jumping neck snap!

[Dark Yoshi mule kicks Press Start.
Press Start hits Dark Yoshi with an earringer.
Dark Yoshi gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Dark Yoshi jabs Press Start.
Dark Yoshi hits Press Start with the back of his elbow.
A forearm choke by Dark Yoshi nearly gets him disqualified.
Dark Yoshi does a cartwheel and kicks Press Start in the face.
Press Start stands up.
Dark Yoshi legsweeps Press Start.
Press Start gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dark Yoshi.
Press Start's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi rolls onto Press Start connecting with a knee.
Dark Yoshi measures Press Start up and drops a closed fist.
Press Start stands up.
Dark Yoshi dropkicks Press Start.
Dark Yoshi chants start.
Dark Yoshi climbs to his feet.
Dark Yoshi wraps his legs around Press Start's head, applying the head scissors.
Sarahsuke asks Press Start if he quits.
... ... Press Start trys to escape. Dark Yoshi breaks the hold.
Dark Yoshi and Press Start move to the center of the cage.
]

SVH - MFGG is the only place to find matches like this!

[Dark Yoshi fist drops Press Start on the floor.
Now Dark Yoshi standing.
Press Start gets up.
Press Start gets hit with a back heel kick.
Press Start's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by Dark Yoshi.
Press Start moves back to his feet.
Press Start hits a jumping elbow hrust on Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Press Start.
Press Start hits Dark Yoshi with an elbowdrop.
Press Start moves back to his feet.
Press Start hits Dark Yoshi with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
]

Duckboy - elbowdrop!

[Press Start moves back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi kicks Press Start in the head.
Dark Yoshi knees Press Start and rolls back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi leg lariats Press Start, sending him to the floor.
]

Duckboy - Press Start takes a leg lariat.

[Press Start gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi executes a corkscrew legdrop on Press Start.
]

SVH - Follows up with a corkscrew legdrop.

[Dark Yoshi is back on his feet.
Press Start climbs to his feet.
Dark Yoshi punches Press Start in the gut.
Dark Yoshi uppercuts Press Start.
Dark Yoshi executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Press Start.
Press Start is up again.
Dark Yoshi with a powerful choke lift on Press Start.
Dark Yoshi kicks Press Start in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the floor.
Now Press Start standing.
Dark Yoshi gets elbowed to his midsection by Dark Yoshi.
Press Start executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Dark Yoshi.
]

Duckboy - Dark Yoshi takes a ropeflip hiptoss.

[Dark Yoshi is driven further into the floor by Press Start with a diving elbow smash.
Press Start is up again.
Press Start flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop.
Press Start jumps and elbow smashes the lying Dark Yoshi.
]

SVH - diving elbow smash by Press Start.

[Press Start moves back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi is back on his feet.
Dark Yoshi executes a neck scissors on Press Start.
Dark Yoshi rolls onto Press Start connecting with a knee.
Dark Yoshi hits him with a back fist.
Dark Yoshi with a headscissors takeover on Press Start.
Dark Yoshi has the advantage, and he grabs Press Start with an arm wrench.
Dark Yoshi and Press Start bring the fight closer to the edge of the octogon.
Press Start has been knocked out by Dark Yoshi
]

Duckboy - Dark Yoshi has won the match!

The Face - The winner of this match, and new MFGG SoVeryHardcore champion, Dark Yoshi!!!


Captain Jeff Silvers vs. Suigi (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match)

The Face - This match is a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada he holds the Undisputed World title belt, Suigi!!! (crowd cheers *******)

[Massive pyrotechnics to the tune of Queen's "The Hero" from Flash Gordon as Suigi makes his way to the ring.
]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 180 pounds, from The High Seas, Captain Jeff Silvers!!! (crowd boos ******)

[The lights go out and a mist fills the arena as "In Bloom" by Nirvana hits the speakers. A pirate ship sails to the ring, with Captain Jeff Silvers onboard.
Suigi places Jeff Silvers on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
Sarahsuke checks Silvers's boots and knee pads.
(the bell rings) Suigi pokes Silvers in the eyes.
Captain Jeff Silvers hits a flying karate chop right to Suigi's neck.
Silvers attempts to kick Suigi, but Suigi catches his leg. Captain Jeff Silvers flips around and kicks Suigi.
Silvers stands up.
Suigi is back on his feet.
Flying somersault drop kick by Jeff Silvers puts him back in the match.
Now Jeff Silvers standing.
Suigi moves back to his feet.
Suigi legsweeps Silvers.
]

SVH - legsweep!

[ Silvers stands up.
Suigi grabs Captain Jeff Silvers's leg and takes him down.
]

Duckboy - Silvers takes a single leg takedown.

[ Jeff Silvers gets up.
Out of desperation, Captain Jeff Silvers dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Suigi.
Jeff Silvers gets back to his feet.
Jeff Silvers jumps and elbow smashes the lying Suigi.
Now Suigi standing.
Suigi trys for a headscissors takeover but Captain Jeff Silvers avoids it.
Suigi takes Captain Jeff Silvers to the floor to get the ladder.
]

SVH - Now we can get some real action!!

[Captain Jeff Silvers gets sidewalk slammed by Suigi.
Suigi goes into the ring with the ladder. Jeff Silvers follows.
Suigi climbs to the top rope and nails Silvers with a reverse flying elbow drop.
]

SVH - Follows up with a reverse flying elbow drop..

[Suigi moves to the first step of the ladder.
Silvers dropkicks the ladder sending Suigi to the mat.
Suigi trys for a flying elbow drop (regular) but Captain Jeff Silvers avoids it.
Suigi goes up the ladder.
Silvers knocks Suigi off the ladder.
]

Duckboy - Suigi is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[Suigi applies an arm wrench to Jeff Silvers.
Captain Jeff Silvers gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Suigi.
Suigi gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Suigi slaps Jeff Silvers.
Captain Jeff Silvers slaps both sides of Suigi's head out of desperation.
Jeff Silvers is hooked in a full nelson.
Flying side kick by Silvers takes Suigi off his feet.
Captain Jeff Silvers climbs to his feet.
Silvers grabs Suigi's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine.
Suigi pins Captain Jeff Silvers against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm.
Suigi hits Jeff Silvers with the double arm DDT into the the ladder.
Suigi is up again.
Now Captain Jeff Silvers standing.
Suigi moves to the first step of the ladder.
Suigi and Jeff Silvers move back to ringside.
Suigi picks Jeff Silvers up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him.
Suigi is back on his feet.
Jeff Silvers gets back to his feet.
Suigi and Jeff Silvers move into the ring taking the ladder.
Suigi tackles Captain Jeff Silvers to the the ladder.
Suigi gets up.
Suigi with a falling splash on Silvers.
Suigi gets up.
Suigi with a somersault splash on Silvers.
Now Suigi standing.
Silvers moves back to his feet.
Suigi jumps from the top and nails Silvers with a flying axhandle smash.
Suigi starts to climb the ladder.
Suigi goes one step closer to the belt.
Suigi moves closer to the top.
Suigi climbs to the top step.
Suigi grabs the briefcase!!
]

Duckboy - Suigi has won the match!

The Face - The winner of this match, Suigi!!!


Zasshou vs. The Lion (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Hell in a Cell)

The Face - This match is a Hell in a Cell. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Kenya, The Lion!!!

[A hungry lion is wheeled to the ring inside a locked cage and jabbed violently before being released.
]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 175 pounds, from Kotka, Zasshou!!! (crowd boos )

[Bad Religion's "Superman" hits as Zasshou makes his way to the ring, throwing as many profane gestures as he can.
The Rapacious Lion growls at Zasshou.
Sarahsuke checks Zasshou's boots and knee pads.
(ring, ring, ring) The Lion bites Zasshou in the leg.
The Lion clotheslines Zasshou.
The Rapacious Lion gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Zasshou.
]

SVH - boot choke!

[The Lion hits Zasshou with a swat from his massive paw.
Zasshou is back on his feet.
The Rapacious Lion bites Zasshou's arm out of desparation.
]

Duckboy - arm bite!

[The Rapacious Lion bites Zasshou's arm out of desparation.
]

SVH - Follows up with a arm bite.

[The Lion hits Zasshou with a swat from his massive paw.
]

Duckboy - Zasshou takes a lion swat.

[The Rapacious Lion punches Zasshou repeatedly.
Zasshou executes the brain buster on The Lion.
Zasshou sucks chants start in the crowd.
]

SVH - What a brain buster!!

[Now Zasshou standing.
Zasshou goes for a pin.
Sarahsuke counts.
...1 ...2
The Rapacious Lion kicks out.
]

Duckboy - Zasshou was so close!!

[The Rapacious Lion moves back to his feet.
Zasshou locks The Lion in the Tongan Death Grip. The Lion is about to pass out from the pain.
Referee Sarahsuke is checking for a tap out.
... (AHHHH!) ... The Lion trys to escape. Zasshou breaks the hold.
Zasshou and The Lion move to ringside.
]

SVH - Zasshou can't get a pin at ringside.

Duckboy -

[The Lion goes for a scratch but Zasshou dodges the attack.
The Lion mauls Zasshou ruthlessly.
Zasshou moves back to his feet.
Zasshou rolls into the ring. The Lion follows.
The Lion throws the steel steps at Zasshou.
]

SVH -

[Zasshou executes a neck scissors on The Rapacious Lion.
Zasshou is back on his feet.
Zasshou scoops The Rapacious Lion up and drops him on the tacks.
Zasshou swings a chair and hits The Rapacious Lion.
The Rapacious Lion is bleeding as a result.
Zasshou executes a neck scissors on The Rapacious Lion.
Zasshou stands up.
The Rapacious Lion gets away from the tacks.
Zasshou goes for a choke but The Lion dodges the attack.
Zasshou takes The Rapacious Lion to the floor.
]

SVH - The Lion is much safer at ringside. Zasshou can't get a pin there.

Duckboy - What an outstanding match!

[The Rapacious Lion climbs to his feet.
The Lion bites Zasshou in the leg.
The Lion punches Zasshou repeatedly.
A forearm choke by Zasshou nearly gets him disqualified.
]

SVH - Follows up with a forearm choke.

[The Lion gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Zasshou.
The Rapacious Lion bites Zasshou's arm out of desparation.
The Rapacious Lion bites Zasshou in the leg.
Zasshou executes the brain buster on The Rapacious Lion.
]

Duckboy - If Zasshou keeps using moves like that brain buster he could win the match!

[The Lion gets back to his feet.
The Lion hits Zasshou with a swat from his massive paw.
A forearm choke by Zasshou nearly gets him disqualified.
]

SVH - Follows up with a forearm choke.

[The Rapacious Lion bites Zasshou's arm out of desparation.
]

Duckboy - The Rapacious Lion with a arm bite.

[A forearm choke by Zasshou nearly gets him disqualified.
The Lion gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Zasshou.
The Rapacious Lion bites Zasshou in the leg.
Zasshou is up again.
The Rapacious Lion gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Zasshou.
Zasshou pins The Rapacious Lion against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm.
The Rapacious Lion uses his brute strength to take Zasshou to the ground.
]

Duckboy - Nice tackle by The Lion.

[Now The Lion standing.
The Lion swings a chair and hits Zasshou.
Zasshou is bleeding as a result.
]

SVH - Zasshou is getting the crap kicked out of him!

[The Lion suplexes Zasshou.
]

Duckboy - That power move was very good.

[They lockup. The Lion sends Zasshou to the corner of ringside.
Zasshou holds The Lion in the corner, choking him with his forearm.
The Lion hits Zasshou with a swat from his massive paw.
The Lion punches Zasshou repeatedly.
]

SVH - weak move by The Rapacious Lion.

[The Rapacious Lion gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Zasshou.
]

Duckboy - The Rapacious Lion takes a boot choke.

[The Lion gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Zasshou.
]

SVH - Follows up with a boot choke.

[The Lion bites Zasshou's arm out of desparation.
]

Duckboy - arm bite!

[The Rapacious Lion bites Zasshou in the leg.
Zasshou moves back to his feet.
Zasshou executes the brain buster on The Rapacious Lion.
Zasshou gets back to his feet.
The Rapacious Lion gets up.
Zasshou executes a neck scissors on The Rapacious Lion.
Zasshou gets up.
Zasshou and The Rapacious Lion climb into the ring.
]

SVH - They're taking the fight back to the ring, The Rapacious Lion has to be careful to avoid being pinned by Zasshou.

[Zasshou grabs The Lion and applies an arm wrench.
]

Duckboy - arm wrench!

[Zasshou swings a chair and hits The Rapacious Lion.
The Rapacious Lion is bleeding as a result.
The Rapacious Lion gets back to his feet.
The Lion hits Zasshou with a swat from his massive paw.
The Rapacious Lion punches Zasshou repeatedly.
]

SVH - Zasshou takes a weak move.

[Zasshou pins The Rapacious Lion against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm.
The Lion hits Zasshou with a swat from his massive paw.
The Rapacious Lion clotheslines Zasshou.
The Rapacious Lion gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Zasshou.
A forearm choke by Zasshou nearly gets him disqualified.
]

Duckboy - Zasshou executes a forearm choke.

[The Rapacious Lion gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Zasshou.
]

SVH - boot choke by Zasshou.

[The Lion bites Zasshou in the leg.
Zasshou stands up.
The Rapacious Lion bites Zasshou's arm out of desparation.
]

Duckboy - Zasshou takes a arm bite.

[Zasshou executes the brain buster on The Rapacious Lion.
]

SVH - Nice brain buster by Zasshou.

[Zasshou climbs to his feet.
Zasshou sends The Lion to the floor. Zasshou goes out after him.
]

Duckboy - The Rapacious Lion is much safer at ringside. Zasshou can't get a pin there.

[Zasshou executes a neck scissors on The Lion.
The Lion stands up.
Zasshou holds The Lion in the corner, choking him with his forearm.
The Lion rolls into the ring. Zasshou follows.
Zasshou slams The Lion on the tacks!
Zasshou executes the brain buster on The Lion.
The Lion climbs to his feet.
Zasshou holds The Lion in the corner, choking him with his forearm.
Zasshou with a Dragon Crusher on The Lion! The Lion just got a facefull of tacks!
Zasshou covers The Lion hooking the leg.
Sarahsuke counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

SVH - Zasshou has won the match!

The Face - The winner of this match, Zasshou!!!


Quick results

• Mixed Martial Arts Match (MFGG SoVeryHardcore Championship): Dark Yoshi defeats Press Start © by knockout to win the title.
• Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match: Undisputed World Champion Suigi defeats Captain Jeff Silvers in a non-title match.
• Hell in a Cell Lion Wrestling Match: Zasshou defeats a lion by pinfall.

7th title.

ZASSSHSHSHSHSHHOUUUUU!!!!

I'm glad that Wiivolution is back to its glory days...

EDIT: It's wierd that Zasshou didn't booked himself against me for my title. I thought he wanted to be the first Modern Grand Slam Champion.

This post has been edited by juliocesarf on Nov 15 2006, 04:55 AM

His explanation to me was that he felt like having three Internet Championship shots in a row would be selfish.

Wow.
Good match, Cap'n.
Quick one, but good.

Grats to Darky for bringing WiiVolution back up to full strength.

And Zasshou? You realize PETA is gonna be ALL over your ass for beating up that lion.
Maybe we should try this again.
Except you vs. me.
And if you win, you get a title shot for this Sunday.

I love how 2/3 Wiivolution members are tied for first place in the title reign count.

I'm that 1/3 that isn't there. But I'm the future star so what the heck...

A N N O U N C E M E N T

Back in August, MFGG held a special supershow that pitted MFGG wrestlers against members of the breakaway faction X-Degeneration. The show was MFGG vs XD Civil War, and it culminated in a five-on-five Elimination Tag Team Match.

This Sunday, we will see a repeat of sorts of that event, as MFGG Wrestling presents MFGG Civil War 2: WiiVolution. As with the first event, this will pit members of the main MFGG Wrestling roster against WiiVolution, and the main event will be a three-on-three Elimination Tag Team Match. Representing WiiVolution will be Dark Yoshi, Julio Cesar F, and Suigi. Representing MFGG will be myself, Press Start, and Zasshou.

Now that we have that out of the way, tonight's main event will be Suigi vs Zasshou. If Zasshou wins, he and Suigi will go toe-to-toe again at Civil War 2, this time for the Undisputed World Championship.

Horjay I beat up a stupid animal


Sorry PS :x

>8((((((

I Challange you to an absolution MMA to prove you can't hold it against me!

battle accepted for ultimate destruction

It'll have to be tomorrow; tonight, you're up against Suigi.