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Don't like to double post, but whatever. Monday, I will award whomever is the Undisputed World Champion (by that time, either Suigi or Press Start) with a new title belt to replace the two currently used to represent the championship.

That is, if everything goes according to plan. Which it often doesn't.

ohoho tis mine!

Due to Zasshou's recent departure, there aren't a whole lot of viable candidates for number one contender to the SVH Championship, so I'm just going to name myself as that. So yeah. Me vs Dark Yoshi at Civil War 2.

Tonight's Daily Damage will be a scrambled version of what we'll see tomorrow.

Results for
MFGG Daily Damage #107
(See bottom of post for quick results.)

Captain Jeff Silvers vs. Julio Cesar F (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 196 pounds, from Caracas, Venezuela he holds the MFGG Internet title belt, Julio Cesar F!!! (crowd cheers *********)

["Rock 'n' Roll is B****in'" by Reel Big Fish plays as Julio makes his way to the arena, shaking fans' hands along the way.
]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 180 pounds, from The High Seas, Captain Jeff Silvers!!! (crowd boos ******)

[The lights go out and a mist fills the arena as "In Bloom" by Nirvana hits the speakers. A pirate ship sails to the ring, with Captain Jeff Silvers onboard.
Julio Cesar F executes a pumphandle suplex on Silvers.
Mecha checks Captain Jeff Silvers's boots and knee pads.
(ding, ding, ding) Julio rakes his fingers across Silvers's back.
Flying somersault drop kick by Jeff Silvers puts him back in the match.
Julio gets back to his feet.
Silvers gets tiger suplexed by Julio.
Julio is up again.
Captain Jeff Silvers gets up.
Silvers elbow smashes Julio in the nose.
Julio Cesar F bounces Jeff Silvers off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Julio Cesar F rolls onto Silvers connecting with a knee.
Julio kicks Captain Jeff Silvers on the mat.
Jeff Silvers hits a ropeflip moonsault on Julio.
Jeff Silvers is up again.
Captain Jeff Silvers slaps a double chicken wing onto Julio Cesar F.
Referee Mecha is checking for a tap out.
... Julio Cesar F trys to escape. ... ... Jeff Silvers breaks the hold.
Captain Jeff Silvers hits Julio Cesar F with an elbowdrop.
Julio tackles and begins punching Silvers.
Silvers gets back to his feet.
Jeff Silvers kicks Julio Cesar F's head out of desperation because Julio Cesar F blocked Jeff Silvers's first kick.
]

SVH - Julio takes a enzuigiri.

[ Jeff Silvers is up again.
Julio gets back to his feet.
Julio executes a jawbreakeron Jeff Silvers.
Julio Cesar F gets back to his feet.
Jeff Silvers is back on his feet.
A side kick by Captain Jeff Silvers turns the match around by knocking Julio Cesar F to the mat.
Julio Cesar F double underhook faceslams Captain Jeff Silvers hard to the Silvers.
Silvers moves back to his feet.
Captain Jeff Silvers goes to the top and executes a flying hip attack on Julio.
Jeff Silvers is back on his feet.
Jeff Silvers grabs Julio's leg, rolls him over, and locks in a half Boston Crab.
Mecha asks Julio if he quits.
... Julio trys to escape. ... ... Julio is fighting the hold. ... Jeff Silvers breaks the hold.
Jeff Silvers sends Julio Cesar F to ringside.
Mecha starts the count (.1)
Jeff Silvers goes for a asia moonsault but Julio dodges the attack.
Julio moves back to his feet.
They fight into the aisle.
(..2)
(...3)
Captain Jeff Silvers hits a jumping elbow hrust on Julio Cesar F.
]

Duckboy - Julio takes a jumping elbow thrust.

[(....4)
Julio hits Captain Jeff Silvers with a Baba chop.
(.....5)
Julio and Captain Jeff Silvers move back to ringside.
They fight into the aisle.
Julio and Jeff Silvers move back to ringside.
Julio Cesar F takes Silvers into the ring.
Julio Cesar F short clothslines Jeff Silvers.
Jeff Silvers gets up.
Silvers tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block.
Silvers moves back to his feet.
Captain Jeff Silvers goes for a pin.
Referee Mecha makes the count.
...1 ...2
Julio kicks out.
]

SVH - Gee, great move there, Jeff Silvers.

[Julio Cesar F moves back to his feet.
Julio uses a snap mare takeover on Captain Jeff Silvers.
Julio Cesar F puts Silvers in an arm grapevine submission.
Julio Cesar F executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Jeff Silvers.
]

Duckboy - Julio executes a flying knee drop.

[Julio Cesar F gets back to his feet.
Julio hits Silvers with an elbowdrop.
Julio Cesar F gets up.
Silvers gets back to his feet.
Captain Jeff Silvers executes the brain buster on Julio Cesar F.
Jeff Silvers stands up.
Julio Cesar F climbs to his feet.
Julio Cesar F drives a forearm into the head of Captain Jeff Silvers.
]

SVH - forearm smash!

[ Silvers goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Julio.
Captain Jeff Silvers stands up.
Captain Jeff Silvers covers Julio hooking the leg.
The ref starts the count.
...1
Julio escapes.
]

Duckboy - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Julio Cesar F.

[Julio Cesar F climbs to his feet.
Julio hits a jumping elbow hrust on Jeff Silvers.
Captain Jeff Silvers executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Julio.
Julio climbs to his feet.
Silvers is hit with a backward kick.
Julio Cesar F grabs Jeff Silvers and applies an arm wrench.
Julio goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Silvers.
Silvers gets hit with the shooting star press from Julio Cesar F.
The ref starts the count.
...1
Captain Jeff Silvers escapes.
]

SVH - HA! What a pathetic move by Julio Cesar F!

[ Silvers is back on his feet.
Julio Cesar F bounces Captain Jeff Silvers off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat.
Julio is up again.
Julio executes a corkscrew legdrop on Captain Jeff Silvers.
Julio Cesar F climbs to his feet.
Jeff Silvers jumps onto Julio Cesar F's shoulders, twists, and DDT's him onto the mat
Jeff Silvers sends Julio to ringside.
Mecha starts the count (.1)
]

Duckboy - Is this a great match or what?

SVH -

[Julio stands up.
(..2)
Julio with an impressive flying spinning leg lariat on Captain Jeff Silvers.
Julio is up again.
Captain Jeff Silvers is back on his feet.
Captain Jeff Silvers bounces Julio Cesar F off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline.
Julio Cesar F gets kneed in the stomach by Silvers when Captain Jeff Silvers jumped off the top rope.
Captain Jeff Silvers sucks chants start in the crowd.
Captain Jeff Silvers gets up.
They head back into the ring.
Jeff Silvers executes a flying headbutt on Julio.
Jeff Silvers climbs to his feet.
Julio stands up.
Jeff Silvers picks up Julio and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Now Jeff Silvers standing.
Jeff Silvers leaps from the top rope! YES! And he pulls off a 5 Star Frog Splash!
Silvers covers Julio.
Mecha counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Duckboy - Silvers has won the match!

The Face - The winner of this match, Captain Jeff Silvers!!!


Stinkoman vs. Suigi (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Free Country, USA, Stinkoman!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[His space ship, the Stinkowing, flys down, launces some sparkes and fireworks, lifts Stinkoman into the air and plays his theme song.
]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada he holds the Undisputed World title belt, Suigi!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[Massive pyrotechnics to the tune of Queen's "The Hero" from Flash Gordon as Suigi makes his way to the ring.
Stinkoman executes a pumphandle suplex on Suigi.
Suigi drops Stinkoman with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
(the bell rings) Stinkoman legsweeps Suigi.
]

SVH - legsweep!

[Suigi climbs to his feet.
Suigi with a high crossbody on Stinkoman.
Suigi is back on his feet.
Stinkoman gets up.
Stinkoman bounces Suigi off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Stinkoman stomps Suigi.
Stinkoman goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Suigi.
Stinkoman gets back to his feet.
Stinkoman fist drops Suigi on the mat.
Suigi is back on his feet.
Suigi kicks Stinkoman in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat.
Suigi chants start.
Stinkoman gets hit with the shooting star press from Suigi.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Stinkoman kicks out.
]

SVH - That was almost the end of the match right there!

[Stinkoman is up again.
Suigi and Stinkoman go to the floor
Mecha starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Suigi rakes the face of Stinkoman in attempt to make a come back.
(...3)
Flying sommersault drop kick by Suigi puts him back in the match.
]

Duckboy - Suigi executes a flying sommersault dropkick.

[Suigi is up again.
Now Stinkoman standing.
(....4)
Suigi gives Stinkoman a reverse neckbreaker.
Suigi moves back to his feet.
Suigi with a jumping DDT on Stinkoman.
Suigi chants start.
Suigi is back on his feet.
Suigi and Stinkoman move back into the ring.
Suigi tackles Stinkoman.
]

SVH - football tackle by Suigi.

[Suigi executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Stinkoman.
Suigi gets up.
Stinkoman is up again.
Stinkoman executes the jumping sidekick on Suigi.
Stinkoman jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Suigi.
Stinkoman climbs to his feet.
Suigi bounces Stinkoman off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Stinkoman gets back to his feet.
Mexican hiptoss executed by Stinkoman.
Stinkoman chants start.
Suigi gets back to his feet.
]

Duckboy - You'll only see this kind of action at MFGG, folks!

[Stinkoman jabs Suigi.
Suigi gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Stinkoman.
]

SVH - Stinkoman takes a jumping neck snap.

[Suigi jabs Stinkoman.
]

Duckboy - Suigi with a jab.

[Stinkoman pokes Suigi in the eyes.
]

SVH - Follows up with a eye poke.

[Stinkoman double underhook faceslams Suigi hard to the Suigi.
Stinkoman executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Suigi.
]

SVH - Suigi takes a flying knee drop.

[Stinkoman stands up.
Suigi gets hit with the shooting star press from Stinkoman.
Mecha counts the pin.
...1
Suigi escapes.
]

Duckboy - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Suigi.

[Stinkoman with an Aztecan suplex on Suigi sends him to the mat.
Suigi is up again.
Suigi picks up Stinkoman and hits him with the Death Valley Driver.
Suigi chants start.
Suigi is up again.
Kneelock submission applied by Suigi.
The referee is checking the situation.
... Suigi tightens the hold. ... ... ... Stinkoman escapes.
Stinkoman is back on his feet.
Suigi gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Stinkoman comes over and smashes Suigi's head into it.
]

SVH - headsmash into turnbuckle by Stinkoman.

[Mexican hiptoss executed by Suigi.
Suigi chants start.
Suigi runs in and leg drops Stinkoman.
Suigi with a falling splash on Stinkoman.
Suigi moves back to his feet.
Suigi hits Stinkoman with the crotch slam.
A Good Night Toronto! for Stinkoman, courtesy Suigi.
Stinkoman gets hit with the shooting star press from Suigi.
Mecha counts the pin.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Duckboy - Suigi has won the match!

The Face - The winner of this match, Suigi!!!


Dark Yoshi vs. Press Start (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 175 pounds, from Start, Louisiana, Press Start!!!

[Press Start rides to the ring in a kickass lowrider.
]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Earth Island he holds the MFGG SoVeryHardcore title belt, Dark Yoshi!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[*GONG* The lights go out and thunder strikes. DY comes out from behind the curtain and slowly makes his way to the ring. Upon arrival to the ring, he stares down his opponent(s).
Press Start walks around the ring.
Dark Yoshi tests out the ropes.
(ring, ring, ring) Press Start gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi holds his head after recieving an earringer from Press Start.
Dark Yoshi hits Press Start with a heart punch.
Press Start stands up.
Dark Yoshi executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Press Start.
Dark Yoshi covers Press Start hooking the leg.
The ref starts the count.
...1
Press Start kicks out.
]

Duckboy - Not even close!

[Press Start gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi kicks Press Start in the groin.
Flying side kick by Press Start takes Dark Yoshi off his feet.
Press Start is up again.
Press Start flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop.
Press Start stands up.
Now Dark Yoshi standing.
Dark Yoshi jabs Press Start.
Press Start whips Dark Yoshi into the corner and follows up with a huge splash.
Dark Yoshi is driven further into the mat by Press Start with a diving elbow smash.
]

SVH - diving elbow smash by Press Start.

[Press Start gets up.
Dark Yoshi is up again.
Dark Yoshi uppercuts Press Start.
Dark Yoshi holds his mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face.
]

Duckboy - Press Start with a elbow smash.

[Dark Yoshi gets elbowed to his midsection by Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi hits a spinning leg lariat on Press Start sending him to the mat.
Dark Yoshi executes a corkscrew legdrop on Press Start.
Dark Yoshi gets back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi fist drops Press Start on the mat.
Press Start stands up.
Dark Yoshi hits a koppo kick on Press Start.
Dark Yoshi covers Press Start hooking the leg.
Mecha counts.
...1 ...2
Press Start kicks out.
]

SVH - Dark Yoshi should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Press Start gets up.
Dark Yoshi executes the brain buster on Press Start.
Dark Yoshi is up again.
Press Start gets back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi drags Press Start to the floor.
Mecha starts the count (.1)
]

SVH - Is this a great match or what?

Duckboy - Yeah, you know it.

[(..2)
Dark Yoshi uses a closed fist on Press Start.
(...3)
Press Start goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Dark Yoshi.
]

SVH - Follows up with a flying double foot stomp.

[Dark Yoshi moves back to his feet.
(....4)
Press Start hits a jumping elbow hrust on Dark Yoshi.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Press Start and Dark Yoshi move back to ringside.
Press Start takes Dark Yoshi into the ring.
Press Start hits Dark Yoshi with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Press Start gets up.
Press Start hits Dark Yoshi with an elbowdrop.
Dark Yoshi climbs to his feet.
A forearm choke by Dark Yoshi nearly gets him disqualified.
Dark Yoshi superkicks Press Start.
Press Start gets up.
Flying somersault drop kick by Press Start puts him back in the match.
]

Duckboy - Dark Yoshi takes a flying somersault dropkick.

[Press Start is back on his feet.
Dark Yoshi hits a dragon suplex on Press Start.
Dark Yoshi is up again.
Dark Yoshi kicks Press Start in the stomach.
]

SVH - kick!

[Press Start climbs to his feet.
Press Start executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Dark Yoshi.
]

Duckboy - Press Start executes a ropeflip hiptoss.

[Press Start covers Dark Yoshi hooking the leg.
Mecha counts the pin.
...1
Dark Yoshi escapes.
]

SVH - Press Start should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[Dark Yoshi legsweeps Press Start.
Press Start moves back to his feet.
Press Start hits a flying karate chop right to Dark Yoshi's neck.
]

Duckboy - Dark Yoshi takes a flying karate chop.

[Dark Yoshi punches Press Start in the gut.
Dark Yoshi hiptosses Press Start.
]

SVH - Press Start takes a hiptoss.

[Press Start gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi is back on his feet.
Press Start gets up.
Dark Yoshi hits Press Start with the Pedigree.
Dark Yoshi stands up.
Dark Yoshi goes for a pin.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Press Start escapes.
]

Duckboy - We almost had a winner.

[Press Start climbs to his feet.
Dark Yoshi spinning mule kicks Press Start.
Dark Yoshi grabs Press Start's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine.
Dark Yoshi rolls onto Press Start connecting with a knee.
Press Start stands up.
Press Start tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block.
Press Start stands up.
Dark Yoshi gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Press Start.
Press Start is up again.
Press Start covers Dark Yoshi.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Dark Yoshi kicks out.
]

Duckboy - Press Start should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Now Dark Yoshi standing.
Dark Yoshi grabs Press Start by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder.
Press Start jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Dark Yoshi.
Press Start is up again.
Press Start hits Dark Yoshi with an elbowdrop.
Press Start moves back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi moves back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi leg lariats Press Start, sending him to the mat.
]

SVH - MFGG is the only place to find matches like this!

[Dark Yoshi measures Press Start up and drops a closed fist.
Dark Yoshi stands up.
Press Start stands up.
Dark Yoshi gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Press Start attempts to kick Dark Yoshi, but Dark Yoshi catches his leg. Press Start flips around and kicks Dark Yoshi.
Press Start moves back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi moves back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi executes the jumping sidekick on Press Start.
]

Duckboy - Dark Yoshi executes a jumping sidekick.

[Press Start stands up.
Press Start whips Dark Yoshi's feet from under him with a side kick.
Press Start climbs to his feet.
Press Start jumps and elbow smashes the lying Dark Yoshi.
Press Start climbs to his feet.
Dark Yoshi climbs to his feet.
Dark Yoshi gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Flying somersault drop kick by Press Start puts him back in the match.
]

SVH - flying somersault dropkick by Press Start.

[Press Start climbs to his feet.
Press Start hits Dark Yoshi with an elbowdrop.
Press Start stands up.
Dark Yoshi climbs to his feet.
Dark Yoshi with a headscissors takeover on Press Start.
Now Dark Yoshi standing.
Dark Yoshi and Press Start go to the floor
]

Duckboy - My God! Press Start could be killed! They've moved to ringside, there's weapons there!!

[Mecha starts the count (.1)
Press Start is back on his feet.
(..2)
Dark Yoshi gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
(...3)
Dark Yoshi bends over as Press Start elbows him in the midsection.
]

SVH - elbow to midsection!

[(....4)
Press Start goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Dark Yoshi.
Press Start gets back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi gets up.
Dark Yoshi does a cartwheel and kicks Press Start in the face.
Dark Yoshi chants start.
Dark Yoshi chokes Press Start with his boot.
They head back into the ring.
Press Start gets hit with a back heel kick.
Dark Yoshi chants start.
Press Start gets back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi connects with a flying knee. Press Start goes down.
Dark Yoshi hits the Black Tiger Bomb on Press Start.
Dark Yoshi goes for a pin.
Mecha counts the pin.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Duckboy - Dark Yoshi has won the match!

The Face - The winner of this match, Dark Yoshi!!!


Quick results

• Captain Jeff Silvers defeats MFGG Internet Champion Julio Cesar F by pinfall in a non-title match.
• Undisputed World Champion Suigi defeats Stinkoman by pinfall in a non-title match.
• MFGG SoVeryHardcore Champion Dark Yoshi defeats Press Start by pinfall in a non-title match.

;_;

Final card for tomorrow's supershow

MFGG Civil War 2: WiiVolution

• MFGG Tag Team Championship: Dark Yoshi and Julio Cesar F (WiiVolution) © vs Captain Jeff Silvers and Press Start (MFGG)
• Extreme Rules Match (MFGG SoVeryHardcore Championship): Dark Yoshi (WiiVolution) © vs Captain Jeff Silvers (MFGG)
• MFGG Internet Championship: Julio Cesar F (WiiVolution) © vs Stinkoman (MFGG)
• Undisputed World Championship: Suigi (WiiVolution) © vs Press Start (MFGG)
• Elimination Tag Team Match: Team MFGG (Captain Jeff Silvers, Press Start, and Stinkoman) vs WiiVolution (Dark Yoshi, Julio Cesar F, and Suigi)

40th Victory Hai!
Thanks for rolling over, Stinko.

Results for
MFGG Civil War 2: WiiVolution

For full results, download the attached HTML file.

Quick results

• MFGG Tag Team Championship: Captain Jeff Silvers and Press Start (MFGG) defeat Dark Yoshi and Julio Cesar F (WiiVolution) © to win the titles when Silvers pins Cesar F.
• Extreme Rules Match (MFGG SoVeryHardcore Championship): Dark Yoshi (WiiVolution) © defeats Captain Jeff Silvers (MFGG) by pinfall in the crowd to retain the title.
• MFGG Internet Championship: Stinkoman (MFGG) defeats Julio Cesar F (WiiVolution) © by pinfall to win the title.
• Undisputed World Championship: Press Start (MFGG) defeats Suigi (WiiVolution) © by pinfall to win the title. Captain Jeff Silvers attacks Suigi during this match.
• Extreme Rules Elimination Tag Team Match: WiiVolution (Dark Yoshi, Julio Cesar F, and Suigi) defeat Team MFGG (Captain Jeff Silvers, Press Start, and Stinkoman). Dark Yoshi and Suigi are the survivors.
  Order of elimination:
  Julio Cesar F is eliminated by Press Start via pinfall.
  Press Start is eliminated by Dark Yoshi via pinfall.
  Captain Jeff Silvers is eliminated by Dark Yoshi via submission (choking sleeper).
  Stinkoman is eliminated by Dark Yoshi via submission (leg hammerlock).

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 Civil_War_2.htm

*bashes head against wall*

You know, not to pick on him or anything, but Julio Cesar F was the weak link last night.

1. He was the one pinned in the Tag Team Championship match.
2. Of the two singles titles that switched hands, his was the one that did so without outside interference.
3. He was the first person eliminated from the main event, and the only person from WiiVolution to be eliminated at all.

Wahey, that went great! It seems like I owe it all to Silvers though

On the plus side, it looks like i'm the MVP of this event.

• I was the only Wiivolution member to win my singles match tonight
• I pinned all three members of the opposing team in that elimination tag match

However, it is now time to get those Tag titles back.

How about this: Julio and I, in singles competition, fight Jeff and PS. If one of us wins, we get our rematch.

This post has been edited by Dark Yoshi on Nov 20 2006, 08:51 PM

Well, I stand by my wager.
WiiVolution, as of tonight, is no more.
We'll still wrestle as a unit on occasion, but not as a faction.

And despite losing my title, I'll ask for the rematch. Press Start To Play!

Sorta like the deal I gave you and Suigi some time ago against Press Start and The Blue Griffin?

Sounds good. We'll do it tonight.

I swear to God I'm getting Stinkoman after this one. I'm the original Internet Champion, I'm taking that belt away from him...

BUT FIRST...I'll try and regain those Tag Team Title with my dear friend DY...

This post has been edited by juliocesarf on Nov 21 2006, 12:28 AM

(Yeah, I forgot to create the new Undisputed World Championship belt. I'll get to it eventually.)

Results for
MFGG Daily Damage #108
(See bottom of post for quick results.)

Stinkoman vs. Suigi (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Free Country, USA he holds the MFGG Internet title belt, Stinkoman!!! (crowd cheers *******)

[His space ship, the Stinkowing, flys down, launces some sparkes and fireworks, lifts Stinkoman into the air and plays his theme song.
]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Suigi!!! (crowd cheers ********)

[Massive pyrotechnics to the tune of Queen's "The Hero" from Flash Gordon as Suigi makes his way to the ring.
Stinkoman drops Suigi with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
Suigi drops Stinkoman with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
(the bell rings) Stinkoman bounces Suigi off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Stinkoman hits Suigi with an elbowdrop.
]

SVH - Follows up with a elbowdrop.

[Now Stinkoman standing.
Stinkoman jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Suigi.
Stinkoman gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Suigi.
Stinkoman throws Suigi off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block.
]

Duckboy - Stinkoman with a diving shoulder block.

[Suigi is up again.
Suigi kicks Stinkoman in the stomach and executes the sitdown face slam.
Suigi and Stinkoman go to the floor
Hurricane starts the count (.1)
Suigi grabs Stinkoman's head and arm and delivers a head and arm suplex.
]

SVH - Nice head and arm suplex by Suigi.

[Suigi takes Stinkoman into the ring.
Stinkoman gets back to his feet.
Suigi is hooked in a full nelson.
Stinkoman gets taken down with an armdrag takedown.
]

Duckboy - Stinkoman takes a backspin armdrag.

[Suigi takes a slap to the face from Stinkoman.
Stinkoman climbs to his feet.
Suigi double underhook faceslams Stinkoman hard to the Stinkoman.
Suigi executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Stinkoman.
Now Suigi standing.
Stinkoman gets back to his feet.
Stinkoman with a huge fisherman buster on Suigi.
Stinkoman chants start.
Now Stinkoman standing.
Suigi gets hit with the shooting star press from Stinkoman.
Hurricane counts.
...1 ...2
Suigi kicks out.
]

SVH - Stinkoman almost won the match!

[Now Suigi standing.
Stinkoman locks him in the arm hammerlock submission.
Referee Hurricane is checking for a tap out.
... Suigi is fighting the hold. ... ... Suigi trys to escape. Suigi escapes.
Stinkoman grabs Suigi by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder.
Suigi with an illegal chokehold on Stinkoman.
]

Duckboy - Suigi with a choke hold.

[Suigi goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Stinkoman.
Suigi stands up.
Stinkoman double underhook faceslams Suigi hard to the Suigi.
Stinkoman knees Suigi and rolls back to his feet.
Now Suigi standing.
Suigi shoulder tackles Stinkoman.
Suigi gets back to his feet.
Suigi legsweeps Stinkoman.
Stinkoman gets hit with the shooting star press from Suigi.
Hurricane counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Stinkoman kicks out.
]

Duckboy - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Stinkoman.

[Stinkoman is back on his feet.
Suigi places Stinkoman over by the turnbuckle. Suigi jumps off with a flying sommersault neckbreaker.
Suigi gets up.
Stinkoman gets hit with the shooting star press from Suigi.
Hurricane counts.
...1 ...2
Stinkoman kicks out.
]

SVH - Suigi was so close!!

[Stinkoman moves back to his feet.
Suigi locks Stinkoman in that boston crab.
Hurricane is checking for a tap out.
... Stinkoman is fighting the hold. ... Stinkoman trys to escape. Suigi breaks the hold.
]

Duckboy - Suigi and Stinkoman are going to tear each other apart!

[Suigi hits the fallaway slam on Stinkoman.
Now Suigi standing.
Suigi goes off the turnbuckle with a flying sommersault splash.
Suigi stands up.
Suigi gives Stinkoman a crotch chop.
Suigi hits Stinkoman with a Baba chop.
Suigi with the Flying Elbowdrop on Stinkoman!
Flying sunset flip by Suigi has Stinkoman pinned.
Referee Hurricane makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

SVH - We've got ourselves a winner!

The Face - The winner of this match, Suigi!!!


Captain Jeff Silvers vs. Julio Cesar F (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 180 pounds, from The High Seas, Captain Jeff Silvers!!! (crowd boos ******)

[The lights go out and a mist fills the arena as "In Bloom" by Nirvana hits the speakers. A pirate ship sails to the ring, with Captain Jeff Silvers onboard.
]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 196 pounds, from Caracas, Venezuela, Julio Cesar F!!! (crowd cheers *********)

["Rock 'n' Roll is B****in'" by Reel Big Fish plays as Julio makes his way to the arena, shaking fans' hands along the way.
Silvers tests out the ropes.
Julio Cesar F executes a pumphandle suplex on Captain Jeff Silvers.
(ring, ring, ring) Flying somersault drop kick by Silvers puts him back in the match.
Julio Cesar F gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jeff Silvers.
Jeff Silvers moves back to his feet.
Jeff Silvers flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop.
Jeff Silvers gets up.
Julio Cesar F moves back to his feet.
Julio hits Jeff Silvers with the Asai moonsault bodyblock.
Julio Cesar F climbs to his feet.
Captain Jeff Silvers gets hit with the shooting star press from Julio.
Referee Hurricane makes the count.
...1 ...2
Silvers kicks out.
]

Duckboy - That was almost the end of the match right there!

[ Silvers is back on his feet.
Julio drags Captain Jeff Silvers to the floor.
]

SVH - Weapons are everywhere all over ringside.

[Hurricane starts the count (.1)
]

Duckboy - Julio Cesar F's momma would be proud!

[(..2)
Julio Cesar F delivers a kick to the head of Captain Jeff Silvers.
Captain Jeff Silvers gets up.
(...3)
Silvers pins Julio against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm.
(....4)
Julio Cesar F executes a headlock takedown.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Julio Cesar F goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Captain Jeff Silvers.
Julio Cesar F stands up.
Captain Jeff Silvers gets knocked on the ground and Julio flips onto him.
Julio stands up.
Julio knees Silvers and rolls back to his feet.
Julio Cesar F executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Silvers.
Silvers stands up.
Julio Cesar F rakes his fingers across Silvers's back.
]

Duckboy - back rake!

[Julio hits Captain Jeff Silvers with a Baba chop.
Julio jumps from the top and nails Silvers with a flying axhandle smash.
Now Silvers standing.
Jeff Silvers goes for a top-rope Death Valley Driver but Julio Cesar F dodges the attack.
Jeff Silvers jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Julio.
Captain Jeff Silvers stands up.
Julio is back on his feet.
Julio tackles Jeff Silvers to the mat.
Julio climbs to his feet.
Julio Cesar F stomps Silvers.
Jeff Silvers gets hit with the shooting star press from Julio.
Hurricane counts.
...1 ...2
Jeff Silvers kicks out.
]

SVH - Julio should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[ Silvers gets back to his feet.
Flying side kick by Silvers takes Julio Cesar F off his feet.
Silvers hits Julio with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Julio gets back to his feet.
Julio Cesar F trys for a Asai leg lariat but Jeff Silvers avoids it.
]

Duckboy - What an outstanding match!

[Julio hits a kneeling headbutt to Jeff Silvers's groin.
Julio holds his mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face.
Silvers slaps both sides of Julio's head out of desperation.
Captain Jeff Silvers elbows Julio in the stomach, trying to even the match.
Julio Cesar F gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Jeff Silvers.
Julio Cesar F bites Captain Jeff Silvers's arm out of desparation.
Captain Jeff Silvers gets tiger suplexed by Julio.
Julio gets back to his feet.
Jeff Silvers moves back to his feet.
Captain Jeff Silvers pulls out a sitdown faceslam from his back pocket, taking Julio Cesar F face first into the mat.
Captain Jeff Silvers sucks chants start in the crowd.
Captain Jeff Silvers climbs to his feet.
Captain Jeff Silvers goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Julio Cesar F.
Captain Jeff Silvers climbs to his feet.
Captain Jeff Silvers puts Julio in an arm grapevine submission.
]

SVH - arm grapevine by Jeff Silvers.

[Now Julio standing.
Julio Cesar F tackles and begins punching Captain Jeff Silvers.
Jeff Silvers gets hit with the shooting star press from Julio.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Silvers escapes.
]

SVH - Julio should have known better than to try for a shooting star press at this point in the match.

[Captain Jeff Silvers is back on his feet.
Julio chops Jeff Silvers.
]

Duckboy - chop!

[ Jeff Silvers gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Julio Cesar F.
]

SVH - jumping neck snap by Captain Jeff Silvers.

[Julio knifehand chops Captain Jeff Silvers.
Jeff Silvers hits a jumping elbow hrust on Julio.
Jeff Silvers grabs Julio Cesar F's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine.
Jeff Silvers covers Julio.
The ref starts the count.
...1
Julio escapes.
]

Duckboy - Captain Jeff Silvers should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[Julio is back on his feet.
Captain Jeff Silvers executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Julio.
Julio gets up.
Julio Cesar F hits Captain Jeff Silvers with the spinebuster slam.
Julio chants start.
Julio moves back to his feet.
Julio executes the front facelock on Jeff Silvers.
The referee is checking the situation.
... Jeff Silvers is fighting the hold. ... Jeff Silvers escapes.
Julio Cesar F hits Silvers with a flying senton.
Julio Cesar F gets up.
Silvers gets up.
Julio uses a lariat on Jeff Silvers.
Jeff Silvers hits a flying karate chop right to Julio's neck.
Jeff Silvers gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Julio Cesar F jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Captain Jeff Silvers.
Julio gets back to his feet.
Julio gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Silvers comes at him and drills him with the splash.
Jeff Silvers sucks chants start in the crowd.
Jeff Silvers flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop.
]

SVH - Julio takes a elbow drop.

[Now Captain Jeff Silvers standing.
Julio Cesar F jabs Jeff Silvers.
Julio Cesar F short clothslines Silvers.
Captain Jeff Silvers gets hit with the shooting star press from Julio Cesar F.
Hurricane counts.
...1 ...2
Captain Jeff Silvers escapes.
]

Duckboy - Not even close!

[Captain Jeff Silvers is back on his feet.
Julio Cesar F gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Jeff Silvers get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Julio.
Silvers moves back to his feet.
A flying shoulder block send Julio to the mat.
Silvers gets back to his feet.
Julio Cesar F moves back to his feet.
A lucha-libre style hiptoss by Captain Jeff Silvers flings Julio Cesar F to the mat.
Captain Jeff Silvers covers Julio.
Hurricane counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Julio escapes.
]

Duckboy - We almost had a winner.

[Julio gets up.
Captain Jeff Silvers and Julio Cesar F go to the floor
Hurricane starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Silvers attempts to kick Julio, but Julio catches his leg. Jeff Silvers flips around and kicks Julio Cesar F.
(...3)
Captain Jeff Silvers hits Julio with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Jeff Silvers stands up.
Julio is back on his feet.
(....4)
Julio tackles Silvers.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Silvers and Julio Cesar F move back to ringside.
They fight into the aisle.
Captain Jeff Silvers and Julio move back to ringside.
They head back into the ring.
Julio Cesar F gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Jeff Silvers.
]

SVH - boot choke!

[Julio Cesar F connects with a flying knee. Jeff Silvers goes down.
]

Duckboy - Julio with a knee.

[Captain Jeff Silvers gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Julio Cesar F.
Julio Cesar F trys for a avalanche but Jeff Silvers avoids it.
Julio Cesar F drags Jeff Silvers to the floor.
Hurricane starts the count (.1)
]

SVH - Ha!

[Julio picks up Silvers and drops him neck first on the ropes.
]

Duckboy - Nice hotshot by Julio Cesar F.

[They head back into the ring.
]

SVH - It was a smart move to the ring. Silvers no longer has to watch out for weapons.

[ Silvers sends Julio into Hurricane he goes down.
Flying somersault drop kick by Jeff Silvers puts him back in the match.
Julio is driven further into the mat by Jeff Silvers with a diving elbow smash.
Silvers climbs to his feet.
Dark Yoshi runs to the ring.
Dark Yoshi suplexes Captain Jeff Silvers.
Captain Jeff Silvers is back on his feet.
Dark Yoshi hits Silvers with a heart punch.
Ordered is restored.
Hurricane gets up.
Julio puts Captain Jeff Silvers in the achilles tendon hold.
Julio Cesar F is back on his feet.
Captain Jeff Silvers climbs to his feet.
Julio Cesar F hits Silvers with an earringer.
Julio chants start.
Julio uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Jeff Silvers down.
Julio Cesar F catches Jeff Silvers in the crucifx and goes for the pin.
Hurricane counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Duckboy - Julio has won the match!

The Face - The winner of this match, Julio Cesar F!!!


Press Start vs. Dark Yoshi (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 175 pounds, from Start, Louisiana he holds the Undisputed World title belt, Press Start!!!

[Press Start rides to the ring in a kickass lowrider.
]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Earth Island he holds the MFGG SoVeryHardcore title belt, Dark Yoshi!!! (crowd cheers **)

[*GONG* The lights go out and thunder strikes. DY comes out from behind the curtain and slowly makes his way to the ring. Upon arrival to the ring, he stares down his opponent(s).
Hurricane checks Press Start's boots and knee pads.
Dark Yoshi tests out the ropes.
(the bell rings) Dark Yoshi holds his mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face.
Dark Yoshi executes the jumping sidekick on Press Start.
Press Start moves back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Dark Yoshi holds his head after recieving an earringer from Press Start.
Press Start hits a jumping elbow hrust on Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi moves back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi mule kicks Press Start.
]

SVH - Press Start takes a mule kick.

[Press Start stands up.
Dark Yoshi kicks Press Start in the groin.
Dark Yoshi gets elbowed to his midsection by Dark Yoshi.
Press Start attempts to kick Dark Yoshi, but Dark Yoshi catches his leg. Press Start flips around and kicks Dark Yoshi.
]

Duckboy - Press Start executes a enzuigiri.

[Dark Yoshi trys for a headscissors takeover but Press Start avoids it.
Dark Yoshi locks Press Start in the Tongan Death Grip. Press Start is about to pass out from the pain.
Hurricane asks Press Start if he quits.
... (AHHHH!) ... Press Start escapes.
]

SVH - Damn!

[Dark Yoshi trys for a Pedigree but Press Start avoids it.
]

SVH - Are you enjoying this match?

Duckboy - Yeah, you know it.

[Dark Yoshi holds Press Start in the corner, choking him with his forearm.
A flying shoulder block send Dark Yoshi to the mat.
Press Start is up again.
Dark Yoshi is back on his feet.
Press Start goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi is back on his feet.
Dark Yoshi hits him with a back fist.
Press Start executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi gets up.
Dark Yoshi superkicks Press Start.
Dark Yoshi goes for a pin.
Referee Hurricane makes the count.
...1
Press Start escapes.
]

SVH - HA! What a pathetic move by Dark Yoshi!

[Now Press Start standing.
Dark Yoshi executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Press Start.
Press Start gets up.
Press Start hits a flying karate chop right to Dark Yoshi's neck.
Dark Yoshi executes the brain buster on Press Start.
Dark Yoshi gets back to his feet.
Press Start moves back to his feet.
Flying somersault drop kick by Press Start puts him back in the match.
Press Start is back on his feet.
Press Start hits Dark Yoshi with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Press Start is up again.
Dark Yoshi gets back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi kicks Press Start in the head.
Press Start gets up.
Press Start gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Dark Yoshi.
]

Duckboy - Dark Yoshi takes a jumping neck snap.

[Press Start whips Dark Yoshi's feet from under him with a side kick.
Press Start gets back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi hits a dragon suplex on Press Start.
]

SVH - Nice dragon suplex by Dark Yoshi.

[Dark Yoshi gets back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi covers Press Start hooking the leg.
Referee Hurricane makes the count.
...1 ...2
Press Start escapes.
]

Duckboy - We almost had a winner.

[Press Start climbs to his feet.
Dark Yoshi locks Press Start in that boston crab.
Referee Hurricane is checking for a tap out.
... ... Dark Yoshi breaks the hold.
Dark Yoshi uppercuts Press Start.
Dark Yoshi jabs Press Start.
]

SVH - Follows up with a jab.

[Press Start is hit with a backward kick.
Press Start is up again.
Press Start jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Dark Yoshi.
Now Press Start standing.
Dark Yoshi climbs to his feet.
Press Start hits a jumping elbow hrust on Dark Yoshi.
]

Duckboy - Press Start executes a jumping elbow thrust.

[Dark Yoshi moves back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi catches Press Start's leg, but Press Start reverses it with an enzuigiri to Dark Yoshi's head.
Dark Yoshi climbs to his feet.
Dark Yoshi kicks Press Start in the stomach.
]

SVH - kick by Dark Yoshi.

[Press Start climbs to his feet.
Dark Yoshi spinning mule kicks Press Start.
Press Start gets up.
Dark Yoshi dropkicks Press Start to the face.
Dark Yoshi chants start.
Dark Yoshi gets back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi chokes Press Start.
Dark Yoshi chants start.
Dark Yoshi drags Press Start to the floor.
]

Duckboy - Dark Yoshi can't get a pin at ringside.

[Hurricane starts the count (.1)
Dark Yoshi knee drops Press Start.
]

SVH - Follows up with a knee drop.

[Dark Yoshi climbs to his feet.
Press Start moves back to his feet.
They fight into the aisle.
(..2)
Dark Yoshi executes a neck scissors on Press Start.
Dark Yoshi executes a corkscrew legdrop on Press Start.
Dark Yoshi moves back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi and Press Start move back to ringside.
Dark Yoshi takes Press Start into the ring.
Press Start gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi is back on his feet.
Dark Yoshi applies an arm wrench to Press Start.
Dark Yoshi choke slams Press Start. Press Start looks to be out cold!
Dark Yoshi covers Press Start.
Hurricane counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

SVH - Dark Yoshi has won the match!

The Face - The winner of this match, Dark Yoshi!!!


Quick results

• Suigi defeats MFGG Internet Champion Stinkoman by pinfall in a non-title match.
• Julio Cesar F defeats Captain Jeff Silvers by pinfall. Dark Yoshi attacks Captain Jeff Silvers during this match.
• MFGG SoVeryHardcore Champion Dark Yoshi defeats Undisputed World Champion Press Start by pinfall in a non-title match. Since Dark Yoshi and Julio Cesar F won their matches, they receive a shot at the MFGG Tag Team Championship.

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP HERE WE COME!!

And then i'll be an eight-time champion. That's more than anybody.

Don't be taking all the credit. I'm helping too...

Now that this has been taken care of...

OH STINKOMAN? WHERE ARE YOU?!?

Damn. So I guess tomorrow, Press Start and I will be defending our MFGG Tag Team Championship against Dark Yoshi and Julio Cesar F.

I also have a main event lined up for Wednesday's Daily Damage: Dark Yoshi and Suigi will face off in an Extreme Rules Match for Dark Yoshi's MFGG SoVeryHardcore Championship AND a shot at the Undisputed World Championship! Also Wednesday, Julio Cesar F will receive a rematch for the Internet Championship against Stinkoman.