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Why thanks man. I think I will become supreme champion in do time.

Wow...I never thought it'd come to this ;_;

If you really are planning on having some mundo final event, please tell me when it's coming up. I might wanna commemorate it with some over-dramatic picture

Well this is a first; a wrestler who is banned before he wrestles a single match.

The next page is important.

Page 117?

Wonder why.
In any case, now that we have only four people, how about either a round-robin or battle royal to crown the One True Champion of MFGG?

I'm probably going to hold off just a bit on shutting things down, maybe go on a last-ditch effort recruiting drive to see if we can't get more members. If things don't work out with that, I'll probably shut it down.

OH GOD WHAT THE F***

*starts PMing random members telling them to join the E-fed*

Well, since I'm planning on trying to get some recruits before I make a decision on whether or not to close this thing, I'm going to go ahead and resticky it. If nobody joins, then it won't remain stickied for long, anyway; and if people start joining and it becomes active again, then it would need to be stickied.

HOLY S*** PEOPLE

I'm serious about the sprite thing D:

Heheh, I just had an awesome idea...


But first, are "naturally enhanced" characters allowed?

The only restriction I put on characters is that they have to follow the guidelines laid out in the form. Otherwise, do whatever.

MegaTailzChao plz join

Free Sprite by joining ;-;

Results for
MFGG Daily Damage #119
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Littlink vs. Icefire (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 190 pounds, from a burning pit of ice, Icefire!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[Icefire comes to the ring. ]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 175 pounds, from Kokiri Village, Hyrule, Littlink!!! (crowd cheers )

[The arena goes black before a green spotlight shines on the stage. Littlink makes his way to the ring.
Icefire walks around the ring.
Littlink walks around the ring.
(the bell rings) Icefire slaps both sides of Littlink's head out of desperation.
Littlink executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Icefire.
Icefire hits a jumping elbow hrust on Littlink.
]

SVH - jumping elbow thrust!

[Now Littlink standing.
Icefire hits a flying karate chop right to Littlink's neck.
Icefire on the turnbuckleLittlink rising from the mat,Icefire leaps from the top rope with a bodypress.
Icefire stands up.
Littlink moves back to his feet.
Icefire gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Littlink elbows Icefire in the stomach, trying to even the match.
Flying somersault drop kick by Icefire puts him back in the match.
]

Duckboy - Littlink takes a flying somersault dropkick.

[Icefire is back on his feet.
Littlink moves back to his feet.
Littlink jumps from the top and nails Icefire with a flying axhandle smash.
Icefire gets up.
Littlink drags Icefire to the floor.
]

SVH - Maybe Littlink can get his hands on a weapon at ringside.

[Bacteriophage starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Littlink gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Icefire.
(...3)
Icefire holds his head after recieving an earringer from Littlink.
(....4)
Littlink gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
(.....5)
Littlink takes Icefire into the ring.
Icefire gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Icefire gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Littlink.
]

Duckboy - Icefire with a jumping neck snap.

[A flying shoulder block send Littlink to the mat.
Icefire is up again.
Littlink attempts to kick Icefire, but Icefire catches his leg. Littlink flips around and kicks Icefire.
Littlink flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop.
Icefire gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Littlink.
Littlink gets up.
Littlink puts Icefire on the turnbuckle and executes the top-rope DDT.
Icefire is back on his feet.
]

SVH - Ha!

[Icefire places Littlink on the top turnbuckle and executes the German suplex, that has to hurt!
]

SVH - Is this a great match or what?

Duckboy - Yeah, you know it.

[Icefire jumps and elbow smashes the lying Littlink.
Icefire gets back to his feet.
Icefire hits Littlink with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Icefire stands up.
Icefire hits Littlink with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Icefire is up again.
Icefire grabs Littlink's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine.
Icefire jumps and elbow smashes the lying Littlink.
Now Icefire standing.
Now Littlink standing.
A forearm choke by Icefire nearly gets him disqualified.
Littlink off the top rope with a somersault legdrop onto Icefire's chest.
Littlink chants start.
]

SVH - Nice somersault legdrop by Littlink.

[Littlink is back on his feet.
Littlink goes for a pin.
Bacteriophage counts.
...1 ...2
Icefire escapes.
]

Duckboy - Littlink was so close!!

[Icefire climbs to his feet.
Littlink drags Icefire to the floor.
Bacteriophage starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Flying somersault drop kick by Littlink puts him back in the match.
Littlink stands up.
(...3)
Littlink hits Icefire with an elbowdrop.
]

SVH - elbowdrop by Littlink.

[Icefire stands up.
(....4)
Icefire executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Littlink.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Littlink and Icefire move back to ringside.
Littlink takes Icefire into the ring.
Littlink hits a flying karate chop right to Icefire's neck.
Littlink hits a jumping elbow hrust on Icefire.
Icefire gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Littlink.
Icefire trys for a top-rope Death Valley Driver but Littlink avoids it.
]

SVH - Are you enjoying this match?

Duckboy - Yeah, you know it.

[Littlink dazed in the ring, Icefire on the top rope. Icefire jumps and grabs Littlink's head,bulldogging him
Littlink goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Icefire.
]

SVH - Follows up with a flying double foot stomp.

[Littlink stands up.
Littlink gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Icefire.
A side kick by Littlink turns the match around by knocking Icefire to the mat.
Littlink hits Icefire with an elbowdrop.
]

Duckboy - elbowdrop!

[Littlink moves back to his feet.
Littlink hits Icefire with an elbowdrop.
]

SVH - elbow drop by Littlink.

[Littlink is holding his head after a tomahawk chop from Icefire.
Icefire picks Littlink up with a bearhug, squeezing the breath out of him.
Bacteriophage asks Littlink if he quits.
... ... Littlink trys to escape. ... Icefire breaks the hold.
Icefire sends Littlink to ringside.
]

Duckboy - Littlink will have to watch out for weapons at ringside.

[Bacteriophage starts the count (.1)
Littlink gets set on top the turnbuckle then Littlink hits Icefire with a splash.
]

SVH - Icefire really felt that splash!

[They head back into the ring.
]

Duckboy - If Littlink can get a pinfall in the ring his momma would be prowd!

[Littlink gets up off the ground and Icefire hits him with a flying dropkick.
Icefire sends Littlink to ringside.
Bacteriophage starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Icefire hits Littlink with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
(...3)
Icefire hits Littlink with an elbowdrop.
]

SVH - Littlink takes a elbow drop.

[Icefire is back on his feet.
(....4)
Icefire grabs Littlink's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine.
Littlink climbs to his feet.
(.....5)
Littlink takes Icefire into the ring.
A flying bodypress by Littlink takes Icefire to the mat with authority.
Icefire stands up.
Littlink gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Out of desperation, Littlink dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Icefire.
Littlink is back on his feet.
Icefire gets back to his feet.
Littlink hits a flying karate chop right to Icefire's neck.
]

Duckboy - Icefire takes a flying karate chop.

[Littlink gets elbowed to his midsection by Littlink.
Littlink gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Icefire.
Flying somersault drop kick by Littlink puts him back in the match.
]

SVH - flying somersault dropkick!

[Littlink gets back to his feet.
Icefire gets up.
Littlink on the turnbuckleIcefire rising from the mat,Littlink leaps from the top rope with a bodypress.
Littlink moves back to his feet.
Littlink goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Icefire.
Now Littlink standing.
Littlink covers Icefire hooking the leg.
Bacteriophage counts.
...1
Icefire escapes.
]

Duckboy - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Icefire.

[Littlink whips Icefire's feet from under him with a side kick.
Littlink gets up.
Littlink places Icefire over by the turnbuckle. Littlink jumps off with a flying somersault neckbreaker.
]

SVH - What a flying somersault neckbreaker!!

[Now Littlink standing.
Littlink hits Icefire with an elbowdrop.
Littlink gets up.
Littlink hits Icefire with an elbowdrop.
Littlink is back on his feet.
Littlink jumps off of the turnbuckle with a 450 splash on Icefire.
Littlink gets up.
Littlink hits the flying legdrop across Icefire's neck.
Littlink stands up.
Littlink climbs to the top and hits Icefire with the 5 Star Frog Splash.
Littlink covers Icefire.
Bacteriophage counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Duckboy - Littlink has defeated Icefire!

The Face - The winner of this match, Littlink!!!


Captain Jeff Silvers vs. Stinkoman (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 180 pounds, from The High Seas he holds the MFGG Internet title belt, Captain Jeff Silvers!!! (crowd boos *****)

[The lights go out and a mist fills the arena as "In Bloom" by Nirvana hits the speakers. A pirate ship sails to the ring, with Captain Jeff Silvers onboard.
]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Free Country, USA, Stinkoman!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[His space ship, the Stinkowing, flys down, launces some sparkes and fireworks, lifts Stinkoman into the air and plays his theme song.
Captain Jeff Silvers tests out the ropes.
Stinkoman places Silvers on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
(the bell rings) Flying somersault drop kick by Jeff Silvers puts him back in the match.
Jeff Silvers climbs to his feet.
Stinkoman stands up.
Stinkoman puts Captain Jeff Silvers on the top rope and executes a superplex.
Stinkoman gets back to his feet.
Captain Jeff Silvers moves back to his feet.
Stinkoman with an illegal chokehold on Silvers.
Jeff Silvers gets hit with the shooting star press from Stinkoman.
Referee Bacteriophage makes the count.
...1 ...2
Jeff Silvers kicks out.
]

SVH - Stinkoman should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[ Jeff Silvers attempts to kick Stinkoman, but Stinkoman catches his leg. Jeff Silvers flips around and kicks Stinkoman.
Jeff Silvers gets up.
Stinkoman gets up.
Stinkoman hits him with a back fist.
Out of desperation, Captain Jeff Silvers dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Stinkoman.
Captain Jeff Silvers gets up.
Stinkoman hits Captain Jeff Silvers with the crotch slam.
Now Captain Jeff Silvers standing.
]

SVH - Is that the greatest move ever or what?

Duckboy -

[Stinkoman hits a spinning leg lariat on Jeff Silvers sending him to the mat.
Jeff Silvers is up again.
Silvers hits a flying karate chop right to Stinkoman's neck.
Silvers goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Stinkoman.
Silvers stands up.
Stinkoman moves back to his feet.
A flying shoulder block send Captain Jeff Silvers to the mat.
Stinkoman is back on his feet.
Silvers is back on his feet.
Stinkoman gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Jeff Silvers.
Jeff Silvers whips Stinkoman's feet from under him with a side kick.
]

SVH - flying side kick!

[Captain Jeff Silvers gets back to his feet.
Now Stinkoman standing.
Captain Jeff Silvers executes the brain buster on Stinkoman.
Jeff Silvers puts the chicken wing on Stinkoman.
Referee Bacteriophage is checking for a tap out.
... Stinkoman is fighting the hold. ... ... ... (AHHHH!) Silvers breaks the hold.
Silvers sends Stinkoman to ringside.
Bacteriophage starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Silvers hits Stinkoman with an elbowdrop.
Captain Jeff Silvers gets up.
(...3)
Silvers grabs Stinkoman's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine.
Stinkoman is back on his feet.
(....4)
A flying bodypress by Captain Jeff Silvers takes Stinkoman to the floor with authority.
Captain Jeff Silvers is back on his feet.
Now Stinkoman standing.
Jeff Silvers gets up off the ground and Stinkoman hits him with a flying dropkick.
Stinkoman chants start.
]

SVH - What a flyind dropkick!!

[Stinkoman is up again.
(.....5)
]

Duckboy - This is madness!

[Stinkoman goes off the turnbuckle with a flying sommersault splash.
Stinkoman is back on his feet.
(......6)
(.......7)
Stinkoman takes Captain Jeff Silvers into the ring.
Stinkoman executes a corkscrew legdrop on Jeff Silvers.
]

SVH - corkscrew legdrop by Stinkoman.

[Now Stinkoman standing.
Stinkoman rolls onto Jeff Silvers connecting with a knee.
Stinkoman puts Captain Jeff Silvers in an arm grapevine submission.
Captain Jeff Silvers is back on his feet.
Stinkoman gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
]

Duckboy - elbowsmash!

[Flying kick by Stinkoman takes Captain Jeff Silvers down.
Captain Jeff Silvers moves back to his feet.
A lucha-libre style hiptoss by Jeff Silvers flings Stinkoman to the mat.
Captain Jeff Silvers sucks chants start in the crowd.
Stinkoman gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jeff Silvers.
Silvers hits Stinkoman with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Jeff Silvers climbs to his feet.
Stinkoman gets up.
Stinkoman executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Captain Jeff Silvers.
Jeff Silvers gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Stinkoman.
]

SVH - Follows up with a diving elbow smash.

[Stinkoman gets back to his feet.
Stinkoman gets elbowed to his midsection by Stinkoman.
]

Duckboy - Stinkoman takes a elbow to midsection.

[Stinkoman throws Silvers off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block.
]

SVH - Follows up with a diving shoulder block.

[ Silvers holds Stinkoman in the corner, choking him with his forearm.
Stinkoman gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Jeff Silvers gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Stinkoman.
Stinkoman holds his head after recieving an earringer from Silvers.
Captain Jeff Silvers executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Stinkoman.
Captain Jeff Silvers covers Stinkoman.
Bacteriophage counts.
...1
Stinkoman kicks out.
]

Duckboy - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Now Stinkoman standing.
Captain Jeff Silvers hits a jumping elbow hrust on Stinkoman.
Captain Jeff Silvers goes for a pin.
Bacteriophage counts the pin.
...1
Stinkoman kicks out.
]

SVH - HA! What a pathetic move by Jeff Silvers!

[Stinkoman is up again.
Stinkoman uses a running lariat to take Jeff Silvers down.
]

Duckboy - Nice running lariat by Stinkoman.

[Captain Jeff Silvers stands up.
Captain Jeff Silvers hits a flying karate chop right to Stinkoman's neck.
Stinkoman hits Captain Jeff Silvers with a headbutt to the mid-section.
Stinkoman takes Jeff Silvers down with a knee.
Stinkoman shoulder tackles Captain Jeff Silvers.
Stinkoman moves back to his feet.
Captain Jeff Silvers is up again.
Stinkoman delivers a low blow to Captain Jeff Silvers.
Stinkoman chants start.
Stinkoman with the Flying Elbowdrop on Jeff Silvers!
Jeff Silvers gets hit with the shooting star press from Stinkoman.
Bacteriophage counts the pin.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

SVH - We've got ourselves a winner!

The Face - The winner of this match, Stinkoman!!!


Press Start vs. Suigi vs. Julio Cesar F (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

The Face - This match is a Standard Match. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 175 pounds, from Start, Louisiana he holds the Undisputed World title belt, Press Start!!!

[Press Start rides to the ring in a kickass lowrider.
]

The Face - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada he holds the MFGG SoVeryHardcore title belt, Suigi!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Massive pyrotechnics to the tune of Queen's "The Hero" from Flash Gordon as Suigi makes his way to the ring.
]

The Face - And third, weighing in at 196 pounds, from Caracas, Venezuela, Julio Cesar F!!! (crowd cheers *****)

["Rock 'n' Roll is B****in'" by Reel Big Fish plays as Julio makes his way to the arena, shaking fans' hands along the way.
Bacteriophage checks Press Start's boots and knee pads.
Suigi drops Julio Cesar F with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
Julio checks his boots.
(ding, ding, ding) Suigi uses a snap mare takeover on Press Start.
Suigi puts Press Start in an arm grapevine submission.
]

Duckboy - Suigi with a arm grapevine.

[Press Start stands up.
Press Start elbows Suigi in the stomach, trying to even the match.
Press Start gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Flying somersault drop kick by Press Start puts him back in the match.
]

SVH - flying somersault dropkick by Press Start.

[Press Start hits Suigi with an elbowdrop.
Suigi gouges Press Start's eyes out.
]

Duckboy - Suigi executes a eye gouge.

[Suigi punches Press Start in the head.
]

SVH - Follows up with a punch.

[Press Start knocks Suigi out with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam.
Suigi is back on his feet.
Suigi gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Press Start is hooked in a full nelson.
]

Duckboy - Press Start takes a full nelson.

[Press Start executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Suigi.
]

SVH - Follows up with a ropeflip hiptoss.

[Now Suigi standing.
Press Start gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Suigi.
Press Start goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Suigi.
Now Press Start standing.
Press Start jumps and elbow smashes the lying Suigi.
Press Start moves back to his feet.
Suigi goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Press Start.
]

Duckboy - Suigi with a flying double foot stomp.

[Suigi is back on his feet.
Suigi rolls onto Press Start connecting with a knee.
Press Start stands up.
Press Start hits a flying karate chop right to Suigi's neck.
Suigi holds his mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face.
Press Start jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Suigi.
Press Start stands up.
Press Start hits Suigi with an elbowdrop.
Press Start gets up.
Suigi is back on his feet.
Julio Cesar F picks up Press Start and drops him neck first on the ropes.
]

Duckboy - If Julio keeps using moves like that hotshot he could win the match!

SVH - This is quality sports entertainment!

[Julio Cesar F executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Press Start.
Press Start gets hit with the shooting star press from Julio.
Referee Bacteriophage makes the count.
...1 ...2
Press Start escapes.
]

Duckboy - Julio should have known better than to try for a shooting star press at this point in the match.

[Press Start moves back to his feet.
Press Start gets tiger suplexed by Julio Cesar F.
Press Start climbs to his feet.
Press Start hits a jumping elbow hrust on Julio Cesar F.
Press Start hits Julio Cesar F with an elbowdrop.
Julio Cesar F short clothslines Press Start.
Press Start gets knocked on the ground and Julio flips onto him.
Julio is up again.
Press Start trys for a somersault legdrop but Julio Cesar F avoids it.
An elbow submission by Press Start brings Julio down to the mat.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... Julio Cesar F is fighting the hold. ... Press Start tightens the hold. ... Press Start breaks the hold.
Press Start gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Julio Cesar F.
Julio knifehand chops Press Start.
]

SVH - Press Start takes a knifehand chop.

[Press Start kicks Julio's head out of desperation because Julio Cesar F blocked Press Start's first kick.
Now Press Start standing.
Out of desperation, Press Start dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Julio Cesar F.
Press Start is back on his feet.
Julio Cesar F gets back to his feet.
Julio puts Press Start in the double underhook position and gives him a doubl underhook backbreaker.
Julio Cesar F chants start.
Press Start gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Julio.
Julio climbs to his feet.
A side kick by Press Start turns the match around by knocking Julio Cesar F to the mat.
]

Duckboy - Julio takes a flying side kick.

[Press Start stands up.
Julio Cesar F stands up.
Julio Cesar F kicks Press Start in the groin.
Press Start hits Julio Cesar F with an earringer.
]

SVH - Follows up with a earringer.

[Press Start hits a jumping elbow hrust on Julio.
Flying side kick by Press Start takes Julio Cesar F off his feet.
Press Start covers Julio Cesar F.
Bacteriophage counts the pin.
...1
Julio Cesar F escapes.
]

Duckboy - Not even close!

[Julio Cesar F gets up.
Julio hits a running sommersault legdrop on Press Start.
Julio Cesar F chants start.
Julio puts Press Start in an arm grapevine submission.
]

SVH - arm grapevine by Julio.

[Julio rolls onto Press Start connecting with a knee.
Julio Cesar F executes a corkscrew legdrop on Press Start.
Now Julio standing.
Press Start gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Julio.
Julio Cesar F holds his head after recieving an earringer from Press Start.
Julio Cesar F hits a jumping elbow hrust on Press Start.
Julio grabs Press Start and applies an arm wrench.
Press Start stands up.
Suigi uses a running lariat to take Julio Cesar F down.
]

SVH - Nice running lariat by Suigi.

[Julio Cesar F takes a slap to the face from Suigi.
Suigi with an illegal chokehold on Julio Cesar F.
Julio Cesar F climbs to his feet.
Suigi get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Julio Cesar F.
Suigi is up again.
Suigi executes a jawbreakeron Julio Cesar F.
Suigi gets up.
Julio hits Suigi with a headbutt to the mid-section.
Julio gouges Suigi's eyes out.
Suigi is hit with a backward kick.
Suigi is up again.
Suigi executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Julio Cesar F.
Julio Cesar F moves back to his feet.
Suigi gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Julio.
]

Duckboy - jumping neck snap!

[Suigi bites Julio Cesar F's arm out of desparation.
Running neckbreaker drop executed by Julio takes Suigi down hard.
Julio jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Suigi.
Julio Cesar F measures Suigi up and drops a closed fist.
Julio Cesar F gets back to his feet.
Suigi is up again.
Julio Cesar F strikes Suigi in the chest.
Julio hits Suigi with the back of his elbow.
Suigi picks up Julio and hits him with a Back Suplex.
Suigi chants start.
]

SVH - Julio Cesar F is getting the crap kicked out of him!

[Suigi leg drops the throat of Julio.
Julio climbs to his feet.
Suigi with execites a bearhug on Julio.
Referee Bacteriophage is checking for a tap out.
... Julio trys to escape. ... Suigi breaks the hold.
Press Start executes a flying somersault bodyblock on Julio Cesar F from off the top rope.
Press Start gets back to his feet.
Now Julio Cesar F standing.
An elbow submission by Press Start brings Julio Cesar F down to the mat.
Bacteriophage is checking for a tap out.
... (AHHHH!) ... ... ... Julio is fighting the hold. Suigi attacks Press Start breaking the hold.
Suigi with a powerful choke lift on Press Start.
]

Duckboy - You'll only see this kind of action at MFGG, folks!

[Suigi runs and tackles Julio Cesar F. Suigi punches him in the head.
Suigi slingshot elbow drops Julio Cesar F.
Julio Cesar F grabs a chair and hits Suigi in the head. ring, ring, ring! Bacteriophage calls for the bell. The match is thrown out. ]

SVH - Wow! The match is a no-contest due to Julio Cesar F's use of a chair!

The Face - The referee has ruled this match a no-contest!


Quick results

• Littlink defeats Icefire by pinfall.
• Stinkoman defeats MFGG Internet Champion Captain Jeff Silvers by pinfall in a non-title match.
• Triple Threat Match: Julio Cesar F vs Undisputed World Champion Press Start vs MFGG SoVeryHardcore Champion Suigi ends in a no-contest when Cesar F uses a steal chair on Suigi.

Oh man, I never check the PPP.

I mean, Doc Wario has been a wrestler since day one. And I didn't even get a memo!

Well, I'll enter and try to make a note to be active if someone can explain the ninny grinny to me.

NAME: Dr. Edward P. Wario (Doc Wario, Doctor, The Doc)

WEIGHT: 250 lbs

HEIGHT: 5 ft

HOMETOWN: Lemme think that one over for a while. It's... disputed.

AFFILIATION: Heel

RING INTRO: I kill everyone! No... a warped, evil deathmetal version of the Dr. Mario theme plays, green gas spews from the entranceway, I either somehow drive in in a car or, more likely, come in via jetpack. Throw off my coat and helmet, play to the crowd who doesn't much care for me. With such a big mouth I'm sure to make plenty of ill-natured faces. Maybe I throw random pills at the audience but that's iffy.

STR - 16
SPD - 2
VIT - 7
CHA - 5

Big Man for sure. I watch wrestling on occasion but don't remember moves specifically. Being a wario-based character, definately a good sum of moves that involve lifting... and arms. Legs are puny so less involving them. I guess...

Finisher... well, seeing as how forced suicide is somewhat unacceptable, let's say... well, can an outside influence be used? Like... a jetpack? If so, Doc Wario would, while his opponent is quite dazed, put his jetpack back on, then airlift the other fighter and slam them down center ring. If not, then the doc just throws his opponent upwards, swings his arms back, and slams his opponent down AS he's falling, greatly amplifying the pain of the fall.

If I remember correctly, submission moves are, like, choking and holding until their down, right? Just checking up on my facts. The doc doesn't do submission.

Well, that's about it. It's about time MFGG's original wrestler stepped onto the scene and taught these slap-fighters how it's really done.

(crowd boos)

Dr. Wario

This post has been edited by Doc Wario on Dec 3 2006, 12:39 AM

Welcome aboard. The only problem with your form is that each stat has a maximum of ten points, so you'll have to do something about strength.

As far as explaining how everything works, go to the MFGG Wrestling site and click on "About".

My strength goes above and beyond your filthy limits. My Midichlorians are off the f****** charts, man. I'm the darth vader, man.

Ok fine

STR - 10 more like 11 :P
SPD - 5
VIT - 10
CHA - 5

How lame. I totally wanted to be a one-sided personality.

Dr. Wario

Added you to the roster. The jetpack-assisted slam you described for your finisher is fine.

You're in luck, Doc; I don't have an opponent for tomorrow's supershow, MFGG Bleak December, so I'm giving you a match against me for my Internet Championship. Sound good?

The Good Doc has given our fed a much needed defibb!
We may not close after all!

And Julio, AGAIN you come after me.
I can't stand this any more. Our feud ends FOR GOOD on Sunday.
I'm changing our match to a Hell in the Cell, if you don't mind.
With one twist: leaving the cell results in a loss.

So while I was on Wikipedia, I found this: the eWrestling Encyclopedia. It's a wiki that allows people to create articles based on their e-feds. So far I've created the following (all of which are stubs):

• MFGG Wrestling (the main article)
• Undisputed World Championship
• MFGG Internet Championship
• MFGG SoVeryHardcore Championship
• MFGG Tag Team Championship
• MFGG World Heavyweight Championship
• XD Championship

I'm planning on formatting the title pages like most of the championship articles on Wikipedia (i.e., with a brief history of the title and tables providing interesting stats). Of course, it's a wiki, so anybody who can is encouraged to contribute.