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Unfortunately, the Doc Wario vs Suigi/DY handicap match will have to wait; Doc's best of seven series begins tonight (plus I'm just too tired to do the handicap thing tonight... takes a lot of editing). As a consolation, though, I'm going to book Suigi and Dark Yoshi against me and Press Start tonight with the stipulation that if they can beat us, they'll receive a shot at the MFGG Tag Team Championship.

But they will losels

Results for
MFGG Daily Damage #126
(See bottom of post for quick results.)

Chad vs. Littlink (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 175 pounds, from Kokiri Village, Hyrule, Littlink!!! (crowd cheers )

[The arena goes black before a green spotlight shines on the stage. Littlink makes his way to the ring.
]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 245 pounds, from Bugers, Chad!!! (crowd cheers **)

[Chad walks to the ring eating a hamburger.
Littlink walks around the ring.
Littlink gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Chad.
(the bell rings) Littlink executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Chad.
Littlink hits Chad with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Littlink gets back to his feet.
Chad gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Littlink.
]

SVH - diving elbow smash by Littlink.

[Now Littlink standing.
Littlink hits Chad with an elbowdrop.
]

Duckboy - elbow drop!

[Chad shoulder tackles Littlink.
Chad moves back to his feet.
Chad puts Littlink in an arm grapevine submission.
Littlink gets up.
Chad catches Littlink's leg, but Littlink reverses it with an enzuigiri to Chad's head.
]

Duckboy - Littlink executes a enzuigiri.

[Littlink climbs to his feet.
Chad stands up.
Littlink gets up off the ground and Chad hits him with a flying dropkick.
]

SVH - What a flyind dropkick!!

[Chad and Littlink go to the floor
]

Duckboy - Littlink is much safer at ringside. Chad can't get a pin there.

[Bacteriophage starts the count (.1)
Chad trys for a asai moonsault but Littlink avoids it.
(..2)
]

SVH - This is how wrestling should be!

[Chad with a falling splash on Littlink.
(...3)
(....4)
Chad rolls onto Littlink connecting with a knee.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Chad and Littlink move back to ringside.
They head back into the ring.
Chad measures Littlink up and drops a closed fist.
Chad goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Littlink.
Chad is back on his feet.
Chad holds his mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face.
Chad legsweeps Littlink.
]

SVH - legsweep by Chad.

[Chad stomps Littlink.
Chad does a cartwheel and kicks Littlink in the face.
Chad hits Littlink with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Chad climbs to his feet.
Littlink is up again.
Chad takes Littlink down with an Arabian Facebuster.
]

Duckboy - Good Arabian Facebuster by Chad.

[Chad climbs to his feet.
Littlink gets back to his feet.
Chad sends Littlink to ringside.
]

SVH - Those idiots will be counted out!

[Bacteriophage starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Chad pokes Littlink in the eyes.
]

Duckboy - Littlink takes a eye poke.

[(...3)
Chad tackles Littlink and pummels his head.
(....4)
Chad jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Littlink.
Chad gets up.
Littlink gets back to his feet.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Chad gets elbowed to his midsection by Chad.
Chad kicks Littlink in the groin.
Littlink executes a split legged moonsault on to Chad.
]

SVH - What a split legged moonsault!!

[Littlink hits Chad with an elbowdrop.
]

Duckboy - elbowdrop!

[Littlink is up again.
Chad gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Littlink.
Chad climbs to his feet.
Littlink slaps both sides of Chad's head out of desperation.
Chad with a high crossbody on Littlink.
Now Littlink standing.
Littlink on the turnbuckleChad rising from the mat,Littlink leaps from the top rope with a bodypress.
Littlink is back on his feet.
Chad gets up.
Chad knifehand chops Littlink.
]

SVH - knifehand chop by Chad.

[Littlink gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Chad.
Littlink gets bounced off of the ropes and hit with a backdrop diver by Chad.
Chad gets up.
Chad executes a snap mare on Littlink and locks him into the sleeper.
Bacteriophage asks Littlink if he quits.
... Chad tightens the hold. ... ... Chad tightens the hold. ... Chad tightens the hold. Littlink escapes.
Chad head butts Littlink.
Littlink gets up.
Chad with a powerful choke lift on Littlink.
Chad chants start.
Chad executes the flying head scissors on Littlink.
Chad hits the flying legdrop across Littlink's neck.
Chad gets up.
Chad hits an electrifying flying sommersault headbutt on Littlink.
Chad stands up.
Littlink gets back to his feet.
Chad sits on Littlink's chest and eats a burger.
Chad pins him with a backward bridge.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Duckboy - We've got ourselves a winner!

The Face - The winner of this match, Chad!!!


Dark Yoshi and Suigi vs. Captain Jeff Silvers and Press Start (Non-Title Match)

The Face - This match is a Standard Match tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, Dark Yoshi and Suigi!!!

[Dark Yoshi and Suigi come to the ring. ]

The Face - and their opponents, the team of Captain Jeff Silvers and Press Start.

[Captain Jeff Silvers and Press Start walk to the ring. Bacteriophage is the referee for this match. Press Start tests out the ropes.
Bacteriophage checks Dark Yoshi's boots and knee pads.
(ding, ding, ding) Press Start punches Dark Yoshi repeatedly.
Dark Yoshi does a cartwheel and kicks Press Start in the face.
Dark Yoshi brings in Suigi for Dark Yoshi and Suigi.
Dark Yoshi has the advantage, and he grabs Press Start with an arm wrench.
Suigi sets Press Start up DDTs him into the mat.
Suigi puts Press Start in the achilles tendon hold.
]

SVH - That's strategy right there! Double Team Press Start.

[Suigi gets back to his feet.
Suigi stomps Press Start.
]

Duckboy - stomp!

[Dark Yoshi tagged in by Suigi.
Dark Yoshi fist drops Press Start on the mat.
Dark Yoshi stands up.
Captain Jeff Silvers tagged in by Press Start.
Silvers's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by Dark Yoshi.
Press Start tagged in by Jeff Silvers.
Dark Yoshi executes a corkscrew legdrop on Press Start.
Press Start moves back to his feet.
Suigi tagged in by Dark Yoshi.
Suigi pins Press Start against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm.
Press Start picks up Suigi and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Press Start moves back to his feet.
Now Suigi standing.
Press Start drags Suigi to the floor.
]

SVH - Now we can get some real action!!

[Bacteriophage starts the count (.1)
]

SVH - Do you think you could ever find a match like these anywhere except MFGG?

Duckboy - Not in this life time.

[(..2)
Press Start attempts to kick Suigi, but Suigi catches his leg. Press Start flips around and kicks Suigi.
Press Start is up again.
Suigi is back on his feet.
(...3)
Suigi delivers a low blow to Press Start.
(....4)
Suigi strikes Press Start in the chest.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Press Start and Suigi move back to ringside.
They head back into the ring.
Press Start gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Suigi.
Press Start slaps both sides of Suigi's head out of desperation.
]

SVH - earringer!

[Press Start hits a jumping elbow hrust on Suigi.
Suigi is up again.
Suigi with a high crossbody on Press Start.
Press Start is back on his feet.
Press Start goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Suigi.
Press Start gets back to his feet.
Suigi tags Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi pins Press Start against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm.
Dark Yoshi uppercuts Press Start.
Dark Yoshi brings in Suigi for Dark Yoshi and Suigi.
Suigi hits a jumping elbow hrust on Press Start.
Suigi picks up Press Start and hits him with the Death Valley Driver.
]

SVH - Are you enjoying this match?

Duckboy - Oh yeah!

[Suigi brings in Dark Yoshi for Dark Yoshi and Suigi.
Press Start clotheslines Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi tags Suigi.
Suigi tackles and begins punching Press Start.
]

SVH - The double team is the key to Tag team wrestling!

[Press Start executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Suigi.
]

Duckboy - Press Start executes a ropeflip hiptoss.

[Press Start brings in Jeff Silvers for Captain Jeff Silvers and Press Start.
Jeff Silvers gets up.
Silvers hits Suigi with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Silvers climbs to his feet.
Suigi gets up.
Japanese armdrag take down from Suigi send Jeff Silvers to the mat.
]

SVH - MFGG is the only place to find matches like this!

[Captain Jeff Silvers puts Suigi on the turnbuckle and delivers a huge powerbomb on to the mat.
Suigi stands up.
Jeff Silvers and Suigi go to the floor
]

Duckboy - Silvers and Suigi had better get back to the ring; they're bound to get counted out at ringside!

[Bacteriophage starts the count (.1)
Suigi grabs Jeff Silvers's head and DDT's him on the floor.
Suigi climbs to his feet.
(..2)
Captain Jeff Silvers moves back to his feet.
(...3)
Jeff Silvers slaps both sides of Suigi's head out of desperation.
]

SVH - Suigi takes a earringer.

[(....4)
Suigi gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Captain Jeff Silvers.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Suigi bites Captain Jeff Silvers's arm out of desparation.
Dark Yoshi tagged in by Suigi.
Jeff Silvers executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi is back on his feet.
Dark Yoshi hits a koppo kick on Silvers.
]

Duckboy - Dark Yoshi with a koppo kick.

[Dark Yoshi covers Captain Jeff Silvers hooking the leg.
The ref starts the count.
...1
Captain Jeff Silvers kicks out.
]

SVH - Dark Yoshi should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[Captain Jeff Silvers is back on his feet.
Dark Yoshi makes the tag to Suigi.
Mexican hiptoss executed by Suigi.
Dark Yoshi hits Captain Jeff Silvers with the Pedigree.
]

Duckboy - Come on ref! Do something!! Silvers is being double teamed!

[Dark Yoshi hits Silvers with the back of his elbow.
Jeff Silvers is hit with a backward kick.
Dark Yoshi rolls onto Jeff Silvers connecting with a knee.
Jeff Silvers is up again.
Suigi tags Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi executes the jumping sidekick on Captain Jeff Silvers.
]

SVH - jumping sidekick!

[ Silvers gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dark Yoshi.
]

Duckboy - Dark Yoshi executes a diving elbow smash.

[Dark Yoshi makes the tag to Suigi.
Suigi executes a corkscrew legdrop on Captain Jeff Silvers.
Captain Jeff Silvers makes the tag to Press Start.
Press Start gets tiger suplexed by Suigi.
Suigi is up again.
Now Press Start standing.
A flying bodypress by Press Start takes Suigi to the mat with authority.
Suigi gets up.
Suigi tags Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi kicks Press Start in the stomach.
Dark Yoshi tags Suigi.
Suigi hits Press Start with an elbowdrop.
Press Start gets hit with the shooting star press from Suigi.
Bacteriophage counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Press Start escapes.
]

Duckboy - Not even close!

[Suigi does a cartwheel and kicks Press Start in the face.
]

SVH - Follows up with a cartwheel kick.

[Suigi fist drops Press Start on the mat.
Press Start stands up.
Flying sommersault drop kick by Suigi puts him back in the match.
Suigi gets back to his feet.
Press Start gets hit with the shooting star press from Suigi.
Bacteriophage counts the pin.
...1
Press Start kicks out.
]

Duckboy - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Press Start.

[Press Start is back on his feet.
Press Start puts Suigi on the turnbuckle and delivers a huge powerbomb on to the mat.
Suigi is locked in an elbow submission by Press Start.
Bacteriophage asks Suigi if he quits.
... ... ... Press Start tightens the hold. Suigi escapes.
Press Start tags Captain Jeff Silvers.
They lockup. Jeff Silvers sends Suigi to the corner of the ring.
Silvers suplexes Suigi.
Silvers suplexes Suigi.
]

SVH - Suigi is being double teamed! I LOVE it!!

[Suigi knees Silvers and rolls back to his feet.
Silvers gets back to his feet.
Suigi brings in Dark Yoshi for Dark Yoshi and Suigi.
Silvers hits a jumping elbow hrust on Dark Yoshi.
]

Duckboy - Dark Yoshi takes a jumping elbow thrust.

[ Jeff Silvers goes for a pin.
Bacteriophage counts.
...1 ...2
Dark Yoshi kicks out.
]

SVH - Captain Jeff Silvers should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Dark Yoshi climbs to his feet.
Dark Yoshi brings in Suigi for Dark Yoshi and Suigi.
Suigi slaps Captain Jeff Silvers.
Captain Jeff Silvers brings in Press Start for Captain Jeff Silvers and Press Start.
Press Start gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
]

Duckboy - Press Start takes a corkscrew armdrag.

[Suigi makes the tag to Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi rolls onto Press Start connecting with a knee.
Dark Yoshi puts Press Start in an arm grapevine submission.
]

Duckboy - Dark Yoshi with a arm grapevine.

[Now Press Start standing.
Dark Yoshi tags in Suigi.
Dark Yoshi leg lariats Press Start, sending him to the mat.
Dark Yoshi with a headscissors takeover on Press Start.
]

SVH - That's it cheat!! It's the only way to win!

[Dark Yoshi goes for a neck scissors but Press Start dodges the attack.
Dark Yoshi grabs Press Start with a grapevine submission hold on his leg.
Referee Bacteriophage is checking for a tap out.
... ... Dark Yoshi tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) Dark Yoshi breaks the hold.
Dark Yoshi kicks Press Start in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat.
Press Start is on the mat. Dark Yoshi applies a figure-four sleeper hold to Press Start.
Bacteriophage asks Press Start if he quits.
... Dark Yoshi tightens the hold. ... Press Start trys to escape. ... Dark Yoshi breaks the hold.
Dark Yoshi and Press Start go to the floor
]

Duckboy - Dark Yoshi can get a weapn at ringside.

[Bacteriophage starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Press Start gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi gets up.
Press Start stands up.
(...3)
Dark Yoshi gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
(....4)
Press Start gets hit with a back heel kick.
Press Start is back on his feet.
(.....5)
Dark Yoshi and Press Start move back into the ring.
Dark Yoshi executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Press Start.
Dark Yoshi executes a corkscrew legdrop on Press Start.
Dark Yoshi measures Press Start up and drops a closed fist.
Dark Yoshi moves back to his feet.
Press Start tags Captain Jeff Silvers.
Suigi hits Captain Jeff Silvers with a Baba chop.
Press Start tagged in by Captain Jeff Silvers.
Suigi goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Press Start.
Now Suigi standing.
Press Start bounces Suigi off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline.
Press Start leg drops Suigi.
Press Start hits the flying legdrop across Suigi's neck.
Press Start climbs to his feet.
Press Start goes off the turnbuckle with a flying somersault splash.
Now Press Start standing.
Press Start climbs to the top and hits Suigi with the 5 Star Frog Splash.
Press Start covers Suigi.
Referee Bacteriophage makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

The Face - The winners of this match, Captain Jeff Silvers and Press Start!!!


Dr. Edward P. Wario vs. Julio Cesar F (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Extreme Rules Match)

The Face - This match is an Extreme Rules Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 196 pounds, from Caracas, Venezuela, Julio Cesar F!!! (crowd cheers *****)

["Rock 'n' Roll is B****in'" by Reel Big Fish plays as Julio makes his way to the arena, shaking fans' hands along the way.
]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 250 pounds, he holds the MFGG SoVeryHardcore title belt, Dr. Edward P. Wario!!! (crowd boos **)

[A deathmetal remix of the Dr. Mario theme plays and green gas spews from the entrance as Doc Wario enters the ring via jetpack. He throws some pills at the booing audience.
Julio Cesar F checks his boots.
Julio Cesar F gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Dr. Edward P. Wario.
(ding, ding, ding) Julio discus punches Doc Wario.
Doc Wario gets up.
Doc Wario hits Julio Cesar F with a heart punch.
Now Julio Cesar F standing.
Julio Cesar F throws Dr. Edward P. Wario off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block.
]

Duckboy - diving shoulder block!

[Julio Cesar F applies an arm wrench to Dr. Edward P. Wario.
]

SVH - arm wrench by Julio Cesar F.

[Dr. Edward P. Wario moves back to his feet.
The Doc pulls Julio Cesar F's hair.
Doc Wario executes a huge gutbuster on Julio Cesar F.
Julio Cesar F is up again.
Julio Cesar F nails The Doc with a huge slingshot sommersault splash.
]

Duckboy - That slingshot sommersault splash was very good.

[Julio puts Dr. Edward P. Wario in the double reverse chinlock.
Bacteriophage asks Dr. Edward P. Wario if he quits.
... ... Dr. Edward P. Wario is fighting the hold. ... Julio breaks the hold.
Julio slams Dr. Edward P. Wario on to a pile of thumbtacks.
Dr. Edward P. Wario is bleeding as a result.
Doc Wario gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Julio.
Julio is up again.
The Doc hits a flying karate chop right to Julio Cesar F's neck.
Doc Wario punches Julio Cesar F in the head.
Julio Cesar F gives Dr. Edward P. Wario a reverse neckbreaker.
The Doc gets hit with the shooting star press from Julio Cesar F.
The ref starts the count.
...1
Doc Wario escapes.
]

SVH - HA! What a pathetic move by Julio Cesar F!

[Dr. Edward P. Wario stands up.
Dr. Edward P. Wario applies the clawhold on Julio.
Doc Wario is t-bone suplexed by Julio.
]

Duckboy - Good t-bone suplex by Julio.

[Julio is up again.
Doc Wario gets hit with the shooting star press from Julio.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
The Doc kicks out.
]

SVH - OHHHHHHH So close!!!

[The Doc moves back to his feet.
Julio sends Doc Wario to ringside.
The Doc trys for a fisherman buster but Julio avoids it.
The match has spilled over into the crowd! This is chaos!
The Doc throws a lightbulb at Julio.
Julio is bleeding as a result.
Doc Wario short lariats Julio.
]

Duckboy - Julio Cesar F takes a short lariat.

[Doc Wario gouges Julio's eyes out.
Dr. Edward P. Wario short clothslines Julio.
Julio is back on his feet.
Dr. Edward P. Wario picks up Julio and delivers a bone crunching shoulderbreaker.
Julio gets up.
Doc Wario puts Julio in the double armbar submission.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... Julio escapes.
Doc Wario swings a steel chair and hits Julio.
Julio is bleeding as a result.
Doc Wario kicks Julio in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the arena floor.
Dr. Edward P. Wario executes a leg hammerlock on Julio.
Referee Bacteriophage is checking for a tap out.
... (AHHHH!) ... Dr. Edward P. Wario tightens the hold. ... ... Julio escapes.
Looks like Dr. Edward P. Wario and Julio are moving this match back to the ringside area.
Doc Wario rolls onto Julio Cesar F connecting with a knee.
Doc Wario grabs Julio Cesar F and applies an arm wrench.
The Doc jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Julio Cesar F.
Dr. Edward P. Wario fist drops Julio Cesar F on the floor.
Dr. Edward P. Wario is up again.
Julio gets back to his feet.
Julio spins aroround The Doc's back and DDT's him into the floor.
Julio Cesar F chants start.
]

Duckboy - That backspin DDT was very good.

[Julio Cesar F moves back to his feet.
Julio locks the figure-four Leglock on Dr. Edward P. Wario.
Referee Bacteriophage is checking for a tap out.
... ... Dr. Edward P. Wario is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Dr. Edward P. Wario trys to escape. Dr. Edward P. Wario escapes.
]

SVH - Julio Cesar F almost won the match!

[Julio Cesar F takes Doc Wario into the ring.
Julio measures Doc Wario up and drops a closed fist.
Julio Cesar F is up again.
Julio Cesar F goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on The Doc.
Julio Cesar F is back on his feet.
The Doc gets hit with the shooting star press from Julio Cesar F.
Bacteriophage counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Doc Wario kicks out.
]

SVH - Julio should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Julio Cesar F chops The Doc.
]

Duckboy - chop!

[Julio pulls Doc Wario's hair.
Julio neck snaps The Doc.
Julio Cesar F is t-bone suplexed by The Doc.
Doc Wario sucks chants start in the crowd.
Doc Wario climbs to his feet.
Julio gets locked in the double chicken wing.
Referee Bacteriophage is checking for a tap out.
... Julio is fighting the hold. ... Doc Wario tightens the hold. ... ... Julio escapes.
Doc Wario with a falling splash on Julio Cesar F.
The Doc sucks chants start in the crowd.
The Doc gets back to his feet.
The Doc goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Julio Cesar F.
Doc Wario is up again.
The Doc and Julio Cesar F move from the ring to crowd
Julio gets knocked on the ground and Doc Wario flips onto him.
Doc Wario is back on his feet.
Dr. Edward P. Wario leg drops the throat of Julio.
Julio stands up.
Doc Wario tombstones Julio Cesar F onto the arena floor. Julio Cesar F is out cold!
Dr. Edward P. Wario pins him with a backward bridge.
Referee Bacteriophage makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

SVH - We've got ourselves a winner!

The Face - The winner of this match, Dr. Edward P. Wario!!!


Quick results

• Chad defeats Littlink by pinfall.
• MFGG Tag Team Champions Captain Jeff Silvers and Press Start defeat Dark Yoshi and Suigi in a non-title match when Start pins Suigi. As a result of their lose, Dark Yoshi and Suigi will not receive an MFGG Tag Team Championship shot.
• MFGG SoVeryHardcore Championship Best of Seven Series (Match 1: Extreme Rules): Doc Wario © defeats Julio Cesar F by pinfall in the crowd. Score - Doc Wario: 1; Julio Cesar F: 0.

Ohoho it was a last second call but a call nonetheless

Totally not being arrogant!

Well, Doc Wario has the upper-hand in the best of seven series! Let's see if he can continue the momentum tomorrow: Match 2 will be an Inferno Match!

OOh, I'm excited.

How about if I win the 7 I can have a clone. Pretty pretty PLEASE!?

Dr. Wario

This post has been edited by Doc Wario on Dec 12 2006, 03:44 PM

What exactly are you talking about when you say a "clone?"

I'm about to run the event. On top of the Inferno Match between Doc and Julio, I'm also booking a Battle Royal to determine who will face Dark Yoshi tomorrow for the Internet Championship. There is one thing that separates this Battle Royal from most, however; Dark Yoshi will be involved, and if he wins, he will be free and clear of defending his title at tomorrow's show.

they're gonna gang up on me. 0 n0.

This post has been edited by Dark Yoshi on Dec 12 2006, 11:27 PM

Results for
MFGG Daily Damage #128
(See bottom of post for quick results).

Littlink vs. Stinkoman (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 175 pounds, from Kokiri Village, Hyrule, Littlink!!! (crowd cheers )

[The arena goes black before a green spotlight shines on the stage. Littlink makes his way to the ring.
]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Free Country, USA, Stinkoman!!! (crowd cheers *****)

[His space ship, the Stinkowing, flys down, launces some sparkes and fireworks, lifts Stinkoman into the air and plays his theme song.
Littlink walks around the ring.
Littlink gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Stinkoman.
(ding, ding, ding) Flying somersault drop kick by Littlink puts him back in the match.
Stinkoman gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Littlink.
Stinkoman forearm smashes Littlink.
Littlink goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Stinkoman.
Stinkoman climbs to his feet.
Littlink hits a flying karate chop right to Stinkoman's neck.
Littlink gets bounced off of the ropes and hit with a backdrop diver by Stinkoman.
Stinkoman chants start.
Stinkoman gets back to his feet.
]

SVH - Stinkoman is taking it to Littlink.

[Stinkoman goes for a flying sommersault headbutt but Littlink dodges the attack.
Stinkoman with a somersault splash on Littlink.
Stinkoman climbs to his feet.
Stinkoman is trying to put Littlink away with a choke sleeper.
Hurricane asks Littlink if he quits.
... ... Littlink trys to escape. Littlink escapes.
Stinkoman executes a corkscrew legdrop on Littlink.
]

Duckboy - Littlink takes a corkscrew legdrop.

[Littlink is back on his feet.
Stinkoman bends over as Littlink elbows him in the midsection.
Littlink whips Stinkoman's feet from under him with a side kick.
]

SVH - Stinkoman takes a flying side kick.

[Littlink gets up.
Stinkoman throws Littlink off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block.
Stinkoman hits Littlink with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Now Stinkoman standing.
Littlink gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Stinkoman.
Stinkoman gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
A flying shoulder block send Stinkoman to the mat.
Now Littlink standing.
Stinkoman gets up.
Stinkoman with a huge fisherman buster on Littlink.
Stinkoman chants start.
Stinkoman gets up.
Littlink moves back to his feet.
Stinkoman knifehand chops Littlink.
Stinkoman punches Littlink in the gut.
Stinkoman puts Littlink on the top rope and executes a superplex.
Stinkoman is up again.
Stinkoman flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop.
Stinkoman gets back to his feet.
Littlink is up again.
Littlink executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Stinkoman.
Stinkoman moves back to his feet.
Littlink hits a jumping elbow hrust on Stinkoman.
Stinkoman with an illegal chokehold on Littlink.
Stinkoman kicks Littlink on the mat.
Littlink trys for a flying dropkick but Stinkoman avoids it.
Littlink sends Stinkoman to ringside.
]

Duckboy - Weapons are everywhere all over ringside.

[Hurricane starts the count (.1)
(..2)
A flying bodypress by Littlink takes Stinkoman to the floor with authority.
Littlink is up again.
Stinkoman is up again.
(...3)
Littlink is hooked in a full nelson.
]

SVH - Littlink takes a full nelson.

[(....4)
Stinkoman with an Aztecan suplex on Littlink sends him to the floor.
Stinkoman gets back to his feet.
(.....5)
Stinkoman and Littlink move back into the ring.
Littlink gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Stinkoman.
Now Stinkoman standing.
Littlink stands up.
Littlink hits Stinkoman with an earringer.
]

Duckboy - Littlink executes a earringer.

[Stinkoman hits Littlink with a heart punch.
Now Littlink standing.
Stinkoman places Littlink over by the turnbuckle. Stinkoman jumps off with a flying sommersault neckbreaker.
]

SVH - Nice flying sommersault neckbreaker by Stinkoman.

[Stinkoman is up again.
]

Duckboy - This is quality sports entertainment!

[Stinkoman fist drops Littlink on the mat.
]

SVH - fist drop by Stinkoman.

[Littlink climbs to his feet.
Stinkoman catches Littlink's leg, but Littlink reverses it with an enzuigiri to Stinkoman's head.
Littlink stands up.
Stinkoman is back on his feet.
Stinkoman short clothslines Littlink.
Stinkoman gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Littlink goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Stinkoman.
Littlink hits Stinkoman with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Now Littlink standing.
Stinkoman gets back to his feet.
Littlink bounces Stinkoman off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline.
Littlink chants start.
Stinkoman is back on his feet.
Littlink gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Stinkoman comes over and smashes Littlink's head into it.
Flying somersault drop kick by Littlink puts him back in the match.
Littlink moves back to his feet.
Stinkoman climbs to his feet.
Stinkoman gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Stinkoman brings Littlink down with a Mexican armdrag takedown.
Littlink stands up.
Stinkoman bends over as Littlink elbows him in the midsection.
Littlink hits a flying karate chop right to Stinkoman's neck.
Littlink hits a jumping elbow hrust on Stinkoman.
Littlink hits Stinkoman with an elbowdrop.
Stinkoman is up again.
Stinkoman goes for a flying head scissors but Littlink dodges the attack.
Stinkoman jumps from the top and nails Littlink with a flying axhandle smash.
Stinkoman puts Littlink in an arm grapevine submission.
]

Duckboy - Stinkoman with a arm grapevine.

[Stinkoman rolls onto Littlink connecting with a knee.
Stinkoman executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Littlink.
Stinkoman gets back to his feet.
Littlink stands up.
Stinkoman hits Littlink with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
]

SVH - Littlink takes a rolling elbow smash.

[Littlink gets hit with the shooting star press from Stinkoman.
Hurricane counts.
...1 ...2
Littlink kicks out.
]

Duckboy - Stinkoman should have known better than to try for a shooting star press at this point in the match.

[Littlink is back on his feet.
Flying somersault drop kick by Stinkoman puts him back in the match.
]

SVH - flying somersault dropkick by Stinkoman.

[Now Stinkoman standing.
Littlink climbs to his feet.
Littlink hits the mat.
Stinkoman chants start.
Stinkoman moves back to his feet.
Stinkoman puts Littlink in the double reverse chinlock.
Referee Hurricane is checking for a tap out.
... (AHHHH!) ... Stinkoman tightens the hold. ... Littlink escapes.
Littlink gets back to his feet.
Littlink gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Stinkoman.
Stinkoman holds his mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face.
]

Duckboy - Littlink executes a elbow smash.

[A flying shoulder block send Stinkoman to the mat.
Now Stinkoman standing.
Stinkoman lifts Littlink up and drops him on his knee.
Stinkoman knee drops Littlink.
Stinkoman stands up.
Stinkoman grabs Littlink and applies an arm wrench.
Stinkoman chokes Littlink.
Littlink stands up.
Stinkoman Choke Slams Littlink. Littlink looks to be out cold!
Stinkoman hits a screwdriver on Littlink. Littlink is pinned.
Referee Hurricane makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

SVH - Stinkoman has won the match!

The Face - The winner of this match, Stinkoman!!!


4 Man Battle Royal (Over The Top Battle Royal) (Non-Title Match)

The Face - The following is a 4 man Over The Top Battle Royal battle royal.



[All 4 men are at the ring. (ding, ding, ding) Dark Yoshi and Press Start are rolling on the ground, then Dark Yoshi grabs Press Start's neck in a guillotine choke.
Dark Yoshi gets up.
Dark Yoshi hits Press Start with a heart punch.
Dark Yoshi grabs Press Start's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine.
Press Start gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi is up again.
Press Start stands up.
Dark Yoshi does a cartwheel and kicks Press Start in the face.
After getadvantage m->wnum = 4 Press Start trys for a lucha-libre hiptoss but is not strong enough to lift Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi chokes Jeff Silvers.
Dark Yoshi chants start.
Dark Yoshi fist drops Captain Jeff Silvers on the mat.
Dark Yoshi moves back to his feet.
Silvers moves back to his feet.
Captain Jeff Silvers is hit with a backward kick.
Now Captain Jeff Silvers standing.
Silvers hits a flying karate chop right to Dark Yoshi's neck.
]

Duckboy - flying karate chop!

[Dark Yoshi hiptosses Captain Jeff Silvers.
A forearm choke by Silvers nearly gets him disqualified.
Dark Yoshi gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Silvers.
Dark Yoshi kicks Jeff Silvers in the back of the leg.
Dark Yoshi gets up off the ground and Captain Jeff Silvers hits him with a flying dropkick.
Captain Jeff Silvers moves back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi moves back to his feet.
Jeff Silvers jumps from the second turnbuckle, kicking Dark Yoshi in the head, taking him down.
]

SVH - Follows up with a flying kick.

[Dark Yoshi moves back to his feet.
Press Start pulls out a sitdown faceslam from his back pocket, taking Jeff Silvers face first into the mat.
Press Start hits Jeff Silvers with an elbowdrop.
Jeff Silvers gets back to his feet.
Jeff Silvers whips Press Start's feet from under him with a side kick.
Silvers stands up.
Press Start stands up.
Press Start elbows Captain Jeff Silvers in the stomach, trying to even the match.
Silvers holds his head after recieving an earringer from Press Start.
Flying somersault drop kick by Silvers puts him back in the match.
Press Start climbs to his feet.
Press Start hits a jumping elbow hrust on Captain Jeff Silvers.
]

Duckboy - Press Start executes a jumping elbow thrust.

[Press Start hits Captain Jeff Silvers with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Press Start gets back to his feet.
Jeff Silvers gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Press Start.
Press Start moves back to his feet.
Press Start hits Silvers with an elbowdrop.
Press Start gets back to his feet.
Now Silvers standing.
Jeff Silvers gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Press Start gets tiger suplexed by Captain Jeff Silvers.
Jeff Silvers gets back to his feet.
Silvers goes for a flying somersault headbutt but Press Start dodges the attack.
Jeff Silvers flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop.
Jeff Silvers is up again.
Press Start is back on his feet.
Press Start bends over as Captain Jeff Silvers elbows him in the midsection.
Jeff Silvers kicks Press Start's head out of desperation because Press Start blocked Silvers's first kick.
Silvers gets up.
Press Start stands up.
Press Start gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Silvers.
]

SVH - Silvers takes a jumping neck snap.

[Press Start hits a flying karate chop right to Silvers's neck.
Press Start kicks Captain Jeff Silvers's head out of desperation because Silvers blocked Press Start's first kick.
Press Start gets back to his feet.
Now Captain Jeff Silvers standing.
Out of desperation, Press Start dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Captain Jeff Silvers.
Press Start gets back to his feet.
Captain Jeff Silvers stands up.
Dark Yoshi knee drops Chad.
]

Duckboy - Chad takes a knee drop.

[A flying hip attack by Silvers takes Press Start down.
Press Start gets back to his feet.
Jeff Silvers trys for a flying spinning leg lariat but Press Start avoids it.
Press Start leaps up, swings around Chad and DDT's him onto the mat.
Chad holds his mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face.
A flying bodypress by Press Start takes Chad to the mat with authority.
Press Start gets up.
Chad with an illegal chokehold on Press Start.
]

Duckboy - Chad with a choke hold.

[Flying somersault drop kick by Press Start puts him back in the match.
Press Start stands up.
Chad hits Press Start with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
Press Start gets up.
Press Start executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Chad.
Press Start hits Chad with an elbowdrop.
Press Start is back on his feet.
Chad goes for a Arabian Facebuster but Press Start dodges the attack.
Chad jumps from the top and nails Press Start with a flying axhandle smash.
Press Start moves back to his feet.
Press Start gets elbowed to his midsection by Press Start.
Chad puts Press Start on the top rope and executes a superplex.
Chad stands up.
Now Press Start standing.
Chad tackles and begins punching Press Start.
Chad hits Press Start with an elbowdrop.
Press Start moves back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi dropkicks Silvers.
Dark Yoshi stands up.
Silvers stands up.
Dark Yoshi jabs Silvers.
]

Duckboy - Silvers takes a jab.

[Captain Jeff Silvers gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Captain Jeff Silvers.
Dark Yoshi knees Silvers and rolls back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi executes a corkscrew legdrop on Captain Jeff Silvers.
Dark Yoshi stands up.
Dark Yoshi fist drops Captain Jeff Silvers on the mat.
Silvers gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi executes a corkscrew legdrop on Captain Jeff Silvers.
Dark Yoshi is up again.
Captain Jeff Silvers is back on his feet.
A forearm choke by Dark Yoshi nearly gets him disqualified.
]

SVH - forearm choke by Dark Yoshi.

[ Silvers climbs the turnbuckle and nails Dark Yoshi with a flying bulldog.
Silvers sucks chants start in the crowd.
]

Duckboy - That flying bulldog was very good.

[ Silvers moves back to his feet.
Captain Jeff Silvers hits Dark Yoshi with an elbowdrop.
Silvers is back on his feet.
Dark Yoshi stands up.
Dark Yoshi uppercuts Captain Jeff Silvers.
Jeff Silvers executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi grabs Captain Jeff Silvers by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder.
Captain Jeff Silvers gets hit with a back heel kick.
Dark Yoshi rolls onto Jeff Silvers connecting with a knee.
Jeff Silvers moves back to his feet.
Silvers gets tiger suplexed by Press Start.
Press Start gets up.
]

SVH - Damn!

[Flying side kick by Press Start takes Silvers off his feet.
Press Start stands up.
Silvers is back on his feet.
Jeff Silvers goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Press Start.
]

Duckboy - Press Start takes a flying double foot stomp.

[ Silvers moves back to his feet.
Press Start moves back to his feet.
Press Start goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Captain Jeff Silvers.
Captain Jeff Silvers gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Press Start.
Press Start is back on his feet.
Press Start hits Jeff Silvers with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Press Start gets up.
Jeff Silvers gets back to his feet.
Captain Jeff Silvers bounces Press Start off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline.
]

SVH - What a jumping clothesline!!

[Press Start is back on his feet.
Press Start takes Chad to the mat with a spinning leg lariat.
Press Start gets back to his feet.
Chad gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Press Start.
Press Start is back on his feet.
Chad with an Aztecan suplex on Press Start sends him to the mat.
Press Start gets up.
Press Start executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Chad.
Chad gets back to his feet.
Chad holds his head after recieving an earringer from Press Start.
Press Start hits a flying karate chop right to Chad's neck.
]

SVH - flying karate chop by Press Start.

[Chad throws Press Start off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block.
Now Press Start standing.
Flying somersault drop kick by Press Start puts him back in the match.
]

Duckboy - Chad takes a flying somersault dropkick.

[Press Start moves back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi kicks Press Start in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat.
]

SVH - What an outstanding match!

[Dark Yoshi puts Press Start in an arm grapevine submission.
Press Start climbs to his feet.
Dark Yoshi hits a spinning leg lariat on Press Start sending him to the mat.
Press Start gets up.
Dark Yoshi takes Press Start down with a knee.
Press Start gets back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi punches Press Start in the gut.
Press Start gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi hits Press Start with the back of his elbow.
Dark Yoshi superkicks Press Start.
Dark Yoshi puts Press Start in an arm grapevine submission.
Press Start is up again.
Silvers connects with a somersault slam on Press Start.
Jeff Silvers is back on his feet.
]

Duckboy - My God!! What a match!

[Press Start gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Silvers.
After fight Jeff Silvers executes a neck scissors on Press Start.
Jeff Silvers gets back to his feet.
Jeff Silvers hits Press Start with a moonsault after springboarding off of the second rope.
Jeff Silvers gets up.
Dark Yoshi holds his mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face.
Jeff Silvers gets set on top the turnbuckle then Captain Jeff Silvers hits Dark Yoshi with a splash.
Jeff Silvers throws Dark Yoshi to the floor.
Dark Yoshi was elimintated by Captain Jeff Silvers. ]

SVH - Dark Yoshi has been eliminated!!

[Chad climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Press Start.
Chad chants start.
Now Chad standing.
Crotch chop from Chad.
Jeff Silvers with an Air Sabu, and he hits it!!
Silvers grabs Press Start's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine.
Press Start gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Captain Jeff Silvers.
Captain Jeff Silvers moves back to his feet.
Press Start's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by Silvers.
Press Start gets back to his feet.
Press Start gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Captain Jeff Silvers catches Press Start's leg, but Press Start reverses it with an enzuigiri to Silvers's head.
]

Duckboy - Captain Jeff Silvers takes a enzuigiri.

[Press Start climbs to his feet.
Press Start hits Silvers with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Press Start moves back to his feet.
Captain Jeff Silvers on the turnbucklePress Start rising from the mat, Jeff Silvers leaps from the top rope with a bodypress.
Press Start gets back to his feet.
Chad executes a neck scissors on Jeff Silvers.
]

SVH - Silvers really felt that neck scissors!

[Chad is up again.
After fight Silvers tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block.
Captain Jeff Silvers gets up.
Press Start is on the ground, OH!!! Captain Jeff Silvers just pulled off a 450 splash. That's gotta hurt!
Silvers sucks chants start in the crowd.
Captain Jeff Silvers picks up Chad and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Now Captain Jeff Silvers standing.
Captain Jeff Silvers hits Chad with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Silvers gets back to his feet.
Silvers throws Chad to the floor.
Chad was elimintated by Captain Jeff Silvers. ]

Duckboy - That will do it for Chad. He's been eliminated! After fight

[Captain Jeff Silvers hits a jumping elbow hrust on Press Start.
Captain Jeff Silvers hits Press Start with an earringer.
Jeff Silvers is holding his head after a tomahawk chop from Press Start.
Press Start tears Silvers down with a flying clothesline from the top turnbuckle.
Press Start is up again.
Press Start throws Captain Jeff Silvers over the ropes.
Captain Jeff Silvers was elimintated by Press Start. ]

SVH - Jeff Silvers has been eliminated!!

Duckboy - We've got ourselves a winner!

The Face - The winner of the battle royal, Press Start!!!


Dr. Edward P. Wario vs. Julio Cesar F (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Inferno Match)

The Face - This match is an Inferno Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 196 pounds, from Caracas, Venezuela, Julio Cesar F!!! (crowd cheers ***********)

["Rock 'n' Roll is B****in'" by Reel Big Fish plays as Julio makes his way to the arena, shaking fans' hands along the way.
]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 250 pounds, he holds the MFGG SoVeryHardcore title belt, Dr. Edward P. Wario!!! (crowd boos *****)

[A deathmetal remix of the Dr. Mario theme plays and green gas spews from the entrance as Doc Wario enters the ring via jetpack. He throws some pills at the booing audience.
Julio drops Dr. Edward P. Wario with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
The Doc executes a pumphandle suplex on Julio Cesar F.
(the bell rings) Julio Cesar F superkicks The Doc.
Dr. Edward P. Wario gets knocked on the ground and Julio flips onto him.
Julio gets up.
Julio Cesar F puts The Doc in an arm grapevine submission.
The Doc gets up.
Doc Wario gets tiger suplexed by Julio Cesar F.
Now Doc Wario standing.
Dr. Edward P. Wario grabs Julio Cesar F's head and arm and delivers a head and arm suplex.
]

SVH - Nice head and arm suplex by The Doc.

[The Doc climbs to his feet.
Julio Cesar F gets back to his feet.
]

Duckboy - What an outstanding match!

[Julio Cesar F get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Dr. Edward P. Wario.
]

SVH - double axhandle chop by Dr. Edward P. Wario.

[The Doc gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Julio Cesar F.
Doc Wario does a cartwheel and kicks Julio in the face.
Dr. Edward P. Wario measures Julio up and drops a closed fist.
]

Duckboy - The Doc executes a fist drop.

[Julio Cesar F gets back to his feet.
Dr. Edward P. Wario bounces Julio off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline.
Dr. Edward P. Wario sucks chants start in the crowd.
Julio stands up.
Doc Wario sends Julio to ringside.
Doc Wario pump handle slams Julio to the floor.
Dr. Edward P. Wario takes Julio Cesar F into the ring.
Doc Wario climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with an Air Sabu on Julio.
]

SVH - Julio Cesar F takes a Air Sabu.

[Dr. Edward P. Wario goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Julio Cesar F.
Dr. Edward P. Wario gets up.
Dr. Edward P. Wario applies an arm wrench to Julio Cesar F.
Doc Wario pours kerosene on Julio Cesar F's arm. He lights him on fire!
]

Duckboy - We've got ourselves a winner!

The Face - The winner of this match, Dr. Edward P. Wario!!!


Quick results

• Stinkoman defeats Littlink by pinfall.
• Battle Royal: Press Start wins. As a result of his victory, he will face Dark Yoshi for the MFGG Internet Championship at Daily Damage #128. If Dark Yoshi had won, he would've been excused from defending his title at the event.
  Order of elimination:
  Dark Yoshi is eliminated by Captain Jeff Silvers.
  Chad is eliminated by Captain Jeff Silvers.
  Captain Jeff Silvers is eliminated by Press Start.
• MFGG SoVeryHardcore Championship Best of Seven Series (Match 2: Inferno): Doc Wario © defeats Julio Ceasr F. Score - Doc Wario: 2; Julio Cesar F: 0.

I think that's the first time I've won one of those! (although it was a very short one, where Jeff took out everyone else )

p.s. Way to go Doc! Still on a rollll

This post has been edited by Press Start on Dec 13 2006, 12:21 AM

Thankee Pressee

@Jeff: By clone, I mean a secondary character who, if in the event that I am ganged-up upon by an unreasonable number of other wrestlers, I can call to my aid.

Seeing as how Dr. implies scientist of sorts, a clone or very convincing look-alike would seem most appropriate (very similar name, stats, etc.) It's not like this character would run his own throughout the series - he'd just show up when I needed a hand, if that's even remotely possible.

That's whatforto I drew the DW image on the previous page. It would be an interesting gimmic with a storyline twist I think would seem most fitting for giving everyone a reason to hate me (if, for whatever reason, you'd like to know this crazy twist, if you watch anyone's personal substories, let me know).

Dr. Wario

This post has been edited by Doc Wario on Dec 13 2006, 12:27 AM

Just posting to let people know that the sketch has failed.
My drawing skills are still garbage. Shoot.

About to run tonight's event. The thrid match in the best of seven series will be a Barbed Wire Match! Plus, in the main event, Press Start will take on Dark Yoshi for the MFGG Internet Championship.

Retribution is upon us 8>

Results for
MFGG Daily Damage #128
(See bottom of post for quick results.)

Suigi vs. Chad (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada he holds the Undisputed World title belt, Suigi!!! (crowd cheers *******)

[Massive pyrotechnics to the tune of Queen's "The Hero" from Flash Gordon as Suigi makes his way to the ring.
]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 245 pounds, from Bugers, Chad!!! (crowd cheers *)

[Chad walks to the ring eating a hamburger.
Suigi drops Chad with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
Chad drops Suigi with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
(the bell rings) Suigi applies the clawhold on Chad.
Suigi is hooked in a full nelson.
Suigi delivers a low blow to Chad.
Chad pulls Suigi's hair.
Suigi hits a jumping elbow hrust on Chad.
Suigi jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Chad.
Suigi stands up.
Chad stands up.
Chad gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Suigi.
Suigi nails Chad with a belly-to-back suplex.
Suigi gets back to his feet.
Chad climbs to his feet.
Chad executes the flying head scissors on Suigi.
Chad is back on his feet.
]

SVH - I wish every match could be like this!

[Chad applies an arm wrench to Suigi.
Suigi gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Chad.
Suigi gets back to his feet.
Chad executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Suigi.
]

Duckboy - Chad executes a ropeflip hiptoss.

[Suigi executes a huge gutbuster on Chad.
Chad gets hit with the shooting star press from Suigi.
Samuel Dreamer counts.
...1 ...2
Chad kicks out.
]

SVH - Suigi should have known better than to try for a shooting star press at this point in the match.

[Now Chad standing.
Suigi gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Chad comes over and smashes Suigi's head into it.
Suigi is hit with a backward kick.
Suigi climbs to his feet.
Chad bounces Suigi off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Suigi gets knocked on the ground and Chad flips onto him.
Chad stands up.
Suigi gets up.
Suigi trys for a ropeflip moonsault but Chad avoids it.
Suigi puts the chicken wing on Chad.
Samuel Dreamer is checking for a tap out.
... Chad trys to escape. ... ... Suigi breaks the hold.
Suigi and Chad go to the floor
]

Duckboy - Suigi can't get a pin at ringside.

[Samuel Dreamer starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Chad is hit with a backward kick.
(...3)
Suigi executes a corkscrew legdrop on Chad.
Suigi gets back to his feet.
Chad climbs to his feet.
(....4)
Suigi hits Chad with a heart punch.
Chad moves back to his feet.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Chad and Suigi move back to ringside.
They head back into the ring.
Chad hits Suigi with a headbutt to the mid-section.
Suigi jumps from the top and nails Chad with a flying axhandle smash.
Chad stands up.
Suigi gets hit with a running powerslam by Chad
Chad apllies the camel clutch on Suigi.
The referee is checking the situation.
... (AHHHH!) ... ... Suigi is fighting the hold. Suigi escapes.
Chad drags Suigi to the floor.
]

Duckboy - Chad and Suigi had better get back to the ring; they're bound to get counted out at ringside!

[Samuel Dreamer starts the count (.1)
]

SVH - Suigi is getting the crap kicked out of him!

[Now Suigi standing.
(..2)
Suigi neck snaps Chad.
(...3)
Suigi takes a slap to the face from Chad.
Chad is up again.
(....4)
Chad superkicks Suigi.
(.....5)
Chad takes Suigi into the ring.
Suigi gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Chad.
]

SVH - fireman's carry!

[Chad executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Suigi.
Chad moves back to his feet.
Suigi gets hit with the shooting star press from Chad.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Suigi kicks out.
]

Duckboy - Not even close!

[Suigi moves back to his feet.
Suigi lifts Chad up and drops him on the mat.
Suigi fist drops Chad on the mat.
Suigi moves back to his feet.
Chad goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Suigi.
]

SVH - flying double foot stomp by Chad.

[Chad executes a corkscrew legdrop on Suigi.
]

Duckboy - corkscrew legdrop!

[Chad gets back to his feet.
Chad measures Suigi up and drops a closed fist.
Chad moves back to his feet.
Chad hits Suigi with an elbowdrop.
Chad rolls onto Suigi connecting with a knee.
Suigi gets up.
Suigi goes for a sidewalk slam but Chad dodges the attack.
Suigi executes an airplane spin on Chad.
Kneelock submission applied by Suigi.
Referee Samuel Dreamer is checking for a tap out.
... ... (AHHHH!) ... Suigi breaks the hold.
Chad stands up.
Flying kick by Chad takes Suigi down.
Chad gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Chad catches Suigi leg, but Suigi reverses it with an enzuigiri to Chad's head.
]

SVH - Follows up with a enzuigiri.

[Suigi hits Chad with an elbowdrop.
Suigi is up again.
Chad shoulder tackles Suigi.
Suigi gets hit with the shooting star press from Chad.
Samuel Dreamer counts the pin.
...1
Suigi kicks out.
]

Duckboy - Chad should have known better than to try for a shooting star press at this point in the match.

[Suigi gets up.
Suigi uses a closed fist on Chad.
Suigi tackles Chad to the mat.
Suigi is up again.
Chad gets knocked on the ground and Suigi flips onto him.
]

SVH - flip!

[Suigi is back on his feet.
Suigi executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Chad.
Suigi stands up.
Chad is back on his feet.
Chad trys for a rocker dropper but Suigi avoids it.
Chad and Suigi go to the floor
Samuel Dreamer starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Chad grabs Suigi's head and hites him in the face.
]

SVH - face bite!

[(...3)
Suigi gets hit with a dragon scerw from Chad.
]

Duckboy - dragon screw!

[Chad stands up.
(....4)
Chad grabs Suigi's leg and takes him down.
(.....5)
Suigi takes Chad into the ring.
Suigi superkicks Chad.
Suigi applies an arm wrench to Chad.
Chad hits a jumping elbow hrust on Suigi.
]

Duckboy - Suigi takes a jumping elbow thrust.

[Now Suigi standing.
Chad gets hit with a dragon scerw from Suigi.
]

SVH - Follows up with a dragon screw.

[Suigi goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Chad.
Suigi gets up.
Chad gets up.
Suigi executes the jumping sidekick on Chad.
Chad with a Russian legsweep on Suigi.
Chad stands up.
Chad sends Suigi to ringside.
Samuel Dreamer starts the count (.1)
Now Suigi standing.
(..2)
Suigi brings Chad down with a Mexican armdrag takedown.
(...3)
Suigi stomps Chad's head.
(....4)
Chad executes a huge gutbuster on Suigi.
Suigi is up again.
(.....5)
Chad and Suigi move back into the ring.
Chad uses a lariat on Suigi.
Suigi knifehand chops Chad.
]

Duckboy - Suigi with a knifehand chop.

[Suigi hits Chad with an earringer.
Chad does a cartwheel and kicks Suigi in the face.
]

SVH - cartwheel kick!

[Now Suigi standing.
Suigi hiptosses Chad.
]

Duckboy - Chad takes a hiptoss.

[Chad climbs to his feet.
Chad hits him with a back fist.
Chad gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Suigi comes over and smashes Chad's head into it.
Chad kicks Suigi in the stomach and executes the sitdown face slam.
Now Chad standing.
Chad drags Suigi to the floor.
Samuel Dreamer starts the count (.1)
]

SVH - This is quality sports entertainment!

[Chad trys for a flying legdrop but Suigi avoids it.
(..2)
(...3)
Chad stomps Suigi.
]

Duckboy - stomp!

[(....4)
Suigi grabs Chad's arm and strkes his chest.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Chad rakes the face of Suigi in attempt to make a come back.
]

Duckboy - Chad executes a face rake.

[Suigi uses a lariat on Chad.
Chad gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Suigi.
Suigi climbs to his feet.
Chad is up again.
Chad tackles Suigi.
Suigi hits Chad with a headbutt to the mid-section.
]

SVH - headbutt by Suigi.

[Chad with a gut-wrench suplex on Suigi.
Chad chants start.
]

Duckboy - That gut-wrench suplex was very good.

[Chad moves back to his feet.
Chad locks Suigi in the kneebar.
Samuel Dreamer is checking for a tap out.
... (AHHHH!) ... ... ... Chad tightens the hold. Suigi escapes.
Chad jumps off of the turnbuckle nailing Suigi with an Asai Moonsault.
Chad chants start.
Now Chad standing.
Chad jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Suigi.
Chad is back on his feet.
Suigi is back on his feet.
Chad punches Suigi in the gut.
Chad hits Suigi with a slingshot bodyblock.
Chad chants start.
Chad with the Flying Elbowdrop on Suigi!
Suigi gets hit with the shooting star press from Chad.
Samuel Dreamer counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

SVH - We've got ourselves a winner!

The Face - The winner of this match, Chad!!!


Julio Cesar F vs. Dr. Edward P. Wario (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Barbed-Wire Match)

The Face - This match is a Barbed-Wire Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 196 pounds, from Caracas, Venezuela, Julio Cesar F!!! (crowd cheers **********)

["Rock 'n' Roll is B****in'" by Reel Big Fish plays as Julio makes his way to the arena, shaking fans' hands along the way.
]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 250 pounds, he holds the MFGG SoVeryHardcore title belt, Dr. Edward P. Wario!!! (crowd boos *****)

[A deathmetal remix of the Dr. Mario theme plays and green gas spews from the entrance as Doc Wario enters the ring via jetpack. He throws some pills at the booing audience.
Julio places Doc Wario on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
Doc Wario drops Julio with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
(ding, ding, ding) Julio with an impressive flying spinning leg lariat on Doc Wario.
Doc Wario gets back to his feet.
Dr. Edward P. Wario pokes Julio in the eyes.
Julio Cesar F gouges The Doc's eyes out.
]

Duckboy - eye gouge!

[Doc Wario gouges Julio Cesar F's eyes out.
]

SVH - Julio takes a eye gouge.

[Dr. Edward P. Wario catches Julio Cesar F leg, but Julio Cesar F reverses it with an enzuigiri to Dr. Edward P. Wario's head.
]

Duckboy - Julio Cesar F executes a enzuigiri.

[Now Dr. Edward P. Wario standing.
Doc Wario tackles and begins punching Julio Cesar F.
Dr. Edward P. Wario jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Julio Cesar F.
Julio Cesar F is up again.
Julio Cesar F executes the front-layout suplex on The Doc.
Julio is up again.
The Doc gets back to his feet.
The Doc gets hit with a running powerslam by Julio Cesar F
Julio chants start.
]

SVH - Dr. Edward P. Wario really felt that running powerslam!

[Doc Wario gets hit with the shooting star press from Julio.
Referee Samuel Dreamer makes the count.
...1 ...2
The Doc kicks out.
]

Duckboy - That was almost the end of the match right there!

[The Doc is back on his feet.
Julio Cesar F rakes Doc Wario s head across the barbed-wire!
Doc Wario is busted open after the face rake over the barbed-wire by Julio
Dr. Edward P. Wario goes for a scissor kick but Julio Cesar F dodges the attack.
Dr. Edward P. Wario nails Julio Cesar F with an inverted DDT.
The Doc is up again.
The Doc covers Julio.
Referee Samuel Dreamer makes the count.
...1 ...2
Julio kicks out.
]

SVH - Doc Wario almost won the match!

[The Doc throws Julio over the barbed-wire, and out to ringside!
Doc Wario swings a barbed-wire bat and hits Julio.
Julio is bleeding as a result.
]

Duckboy - the ringside area is covered with blood from these fighters.

[Dr. Edward P. Wario executes the brain buster on Julio.
Dr. Edward P. Wario sucks chants start in the crowd.
Dr. Edward P. Wario is back on his feet.
The Doc locks the figure-four Leglock on Julio Cesar F.
Samuel Dreamer is checking for a tap out.
... Julio Cesar F is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... (AHHHH!) Julio Cesar F escapes.
The Doc swings a bucket and hits Julio Cesar F.
]

SVH - These two are shaking up Mario Fan Games Galaxy!

[Julio gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dr. Edward P. Wario.
Dr. Edward P. Wario gets back to his feet.
Doc Wario fist drops Julio on the concrete.
The Doc stands up.
Dr. Edward P. Wario applies an arm wrench to Julio Cesar F.
]

Duckboy - The Doc with a arm wrench.

[Doc Wario hits Julio Cesar F with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Now The Doc standing.
The Doc executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Julio.
Now The Doc standing.
Dr. Edward P. Wario rolls onto Julio Cesar F connecting with a knee.
Julio get whipped into the corner and Doc Wario follows himin with an avalanche.
Dr. Edward P. Wario swings a bucket and hits Julio Cesar F.
]

Duckboy - Dr. Edward P. Wario is really taking it to Julio Cesar F.

[Dr. Edward P. Wario executes a neck scissors on Julio.
]

SVH - What a neck scissors!!

[The Doc moves back to his feet.
The Doc swings a chair and hits Julio Cesar F.
Julio Cesar F gets knocked on the ground and Dr. Edward P. Wario flips onto him.
Dr. Edward P. Wario gets up.
Julio Cesar F climbs to his feet.
Dr. Edward P. Wario gets taken down with an armdrag takedown.
Dr. Edward P. Wario gets up.
Julio Cesar F gets hit with a dragon scerw from Doc Wario.
Doc Wario goes for a pin.
Samuel Dreamer counts.
...1 ...2
Julio kicks out.
]

Duckboy - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Julio Cesar F.

[Now Julio Cesar F standing.
The Doc with a high crossbody on Julio Cesar F.
Now Dr. Edward P. Wario standing.
Julio Cesar F climbs to his feet.
Dr. Edward P. Wario trys for a double underhook piledriver but Julio avoids it.
Doc Wario puts Julio in the double armbar submission.
Referee Samuel Dreamer is checking for a tap out.
... Julio is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... Julio is fighting the hold. The Doc breaks the hold.
Doc Wario and Julio both head back into the ring.
Julio Cesar F trys for a Scorpion Death Drop but The Doc avoids it.
Julio locks The Doc in that boston crab.
Referee Samuel Dreamer is checking for a tap out.
... The Doc is fighting the hold. ... Julio Cesar F tightens the hold. ... ... (AHHHH!) Julio Cesar F breaks the hold.
Julio leg lariats Dr. Edward P. Wario, sending him to the mat.
Julio Cesar F grabs Doc Wario s forehead and he rakes it across the barbed-wire ropes!
Doc Wario is busted open after the face rake over the barbed-wire by Julio
Julio goes off the top nailing Dr. Edward P. Wario with a flying elbow drop to the gut.
]

SVH - Follows up with a flying elbow drop (regular).

[Julio Cesar F climbs to his feet.
Julio hits The Doc with a flying senton.
Julio Cesar F climbs to his feet.
Doc Wario is thrown out to the ringside area and over the barbed-wire ropes!
]

Duckboy - If The Doc or Julio Cesar F could get a weapon it would change the course of this match.

[Julio Cesar F swings a nightstick and hits Doc Wario.
Doc Wario stands up.
Doc Wario gives Julio a reverse neckbreaker.
Dr. Edward P. Wario moves back to his feet.
Doc Wario gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Julio.
]

Duckboy - The Doc takes a fireman's carry.

[Julio jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Dr. Edward P. Wario.
Julio moves back to his feet.
Dr. Edward P. Wario gets back to his feet.
Doc Wario slaps the face of Julio.
The Doc gets back to his feet.
Julio Cesar F grabs Dr. Edward P. Wario by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder.
Julio Cesar F get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Dr. Edward P. Wario.
]

SVH - double axhandle chop by The Doc.

[Dr. Edward P. Wario executes a corkscrew legdrop on Julio Cesar F.
]

Duckboy - Julio takes a corkscrew legdrop.

[Dr. Edward P. Wario goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Julio Cesar F.
]

SVH - Julio Cesar F takes a flying sitdown splash.

[Doc Wario climbs to his feet.
Now Julio Cesar F standing.
Julio Cesar F puts The Doc on the turnbuckle and executes a belly-to-belly superplex.
Julio Cesar F and The Doc both head back into the ring.
]

Duckboy - This is how wrestling should be!

[Julio climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Dr. Edward P. Wario.
]

SVH - What a diving headbutt!!

[Julio throws The Doc into the barbed-wire! Julio Cesar F is caught in the barbed-wire!
Julio beats on Dr. Edward P. Wario while he is stuck!! Doc Wario finally breaks free of the barbed-wire ropes!
Julio swings a chair and hits Doc Wario.
]

Duckboy - The concrete is covered with blood from that injury.

[Julio Cesar F grabs Doc Wario and applies an arm wrench.
Julio Cesar F puts The Doc on the top rope and executes a superplex.
Julio stands up.
Julio executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of The Doc.
Julio goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Dr. Edward P. Wario.
Julio Cesar F gets back to his feet.
Dr. Edward P. Wario gets hit with the shooting star press from Julio.
Referee Samuel Dreamer makes the count.
...1 ...2
The Doc escapes.
]

Duckboy - Julio should have known better than to try for a shooting star press at this point in the match.

[The Doc is up again.
Dr. Edward P. Wario gives Julio Cesar F the cobra clutch suplex onto the concrete.
]

SVH - What a cobra clutch suplex!!

[Dr. Edward P. Wario swings a chair and hits Julio.
]

Duckboy - Doc Wario is really taking it to Julio Cesar F.

[Julio Cesar F climbs to his feet.
Julio Cesar F goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps The Doc.
Julio moves back to his feet.
Doc Wario drives a forearm into Julio.
Doc Wario gets tiger suplexed by Julio.
Julio stands up.
Doc Wario gets knocked on the ground and Julio Cesar F flips onto him.
Julio Cesar F is up again.
Doc Wario is back on his feet.
The Doc discus punches Julio Cesar F.
Julio Cesar F moves back to his feet.
Julio Cesar F superkicks The Doc.
The Doc is up again.
The Doc hits the Samoan drop on Julio Cesar F.
]

SVH - Nice Samoan drop by Doc Wario.

[Doc Wario goes for a pin.
Samuel Dreamer counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Julio Cesar F kicks out.
]

Duckboy - That was almost the end of the match right there!

[Now Julio Cesar F standing.
Doc Wario grabs Julio's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... ... Dr. Edward P. Wario tightens the hold. Julio escapes.
Both men are heading back into the ring.
]

SVH - It was a smart move to the ring. Julio no longer has to watch out for weapons.

[Dr. Edward P. Wario hits Julio with the crotch slam.
The Doc stomps Julio's head.
The Doc dives head first into Julio.
Running neckbreaker drop executed by The Doc takes Julio Cesar F down hard.
Dr. Edward P. Wario choke slams Julio. Julio looks to be out cold!
The Doc covers Julio.
Referee Samuel Dreamer makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Duckboy - Doc Wario has won the match!

The Face - The winner of this match, Dr. Edward P. Wario!!!


Press Start vs. Dark Yoshi (MFGG Internet) gimmick (Standard Match)

The Face - This match is a Standard Match for the MFGG Internet title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Earth Island he holds the MFGG Internet title belt, Dark Yoshi!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[*GONG* The lights go out and thunder strikes. DY comes out from behind the curtain and slowly makes his way to the ring. Upon arrival to the ring, he stares down his opponent(s).
]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 175 pounds, from Start, Louisiana, Press Start!!!

[Press Start rides to the ring in a kickass lowrider.
Samuel Dreamer checks Dark Yoshi's boots and knee pads.
Samuel Dreamer checks Press Start's boots and knee pads.
(ring, ring, ring) Dark Yoshi hits Press Start with the back of his elbow.
]

SVH - back elbow by Dark Yoshi.

[Dark Yoshi kicks Press Start in the groin.
Press Start tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block.
Press Start gets up.
Dark Yoshi climbs to his feet.
Dark Yoshi hits a koppo kick on Press Start.
Dark Yoshi puts Press Start in an arm grapevine submission.
]

Duckboy - Press Start takes a arm grapevine.

[Press Start goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Dark Yoshi.
]

SVH - flying double foot stomp by Press Start.

[Press Start is up again.
Press Start hits Dark Yoshi with an elbowdrop.
]

Duckboy - elbow drop!

[Press Start is back on his feet.
Press Start gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi jabs Press Start.
A forearm choke by Dark Yoshi nearly gets him disqualified.
Dark Yoshi grabs Press Start by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder.
Dark Yoshi takes Press Start down with a knee.
Press Start goes for a flying bulldog but Dark Yoshi dodges the attack.
Dark Yoshi is locked in an elbow submission by Press Start.
Samuel Dreamer asks Dark Yoshi if he quits.
... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) ... Dark Yoshi trys to escape. Dark Yoshi escapes.
Press Start drags Dark Yoshi to the floor.
]

SVH - Maybe Press Start can get his hands on a weapon at ringside.

[Samuel Dreamer starts the count (.1)
]

Duckboy - Blood is all over ringside.

[Dark Yoshi dropkicks Press Start to the face.
Dark Yoshi chants start.
Dark Yoshi gets up.
Dark Yoshi takes Press Start into the ring.
]

SVH - I wish every match could be like this!

[Press Start gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi is up again.
Dark Yoshi rolls onto Press Start connecting with a knee.
Press Start gets up.
Dark Yoshi gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
]

SVH - elbowsmash by Press Start.

[Dark Yoshi punches Press Start in the gut.
]

Duckboy - fist to midsection!

[Press Start gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Dark Yoshi.
Press Start hits a jumping elbow hrust on Dark Yoshi.
Press Start jumps and elbow smashes the lying Dark Yoshi.
]

SVH - diving elbow smash by Press Start.

[Press Start stands up.
Dark Yoshi mule kicks Press Start.
Dark Yoshi goes for a pin.
Samuel Dreamer counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Press Start kicks out.
]

Duckboy - Dark Yoshi should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Press Start stands up.
Flying side kick by Press Start takes Dark Yoshi off his feet.
]

SVH - Follows up with a flying side kick.

[Dark Yoshi is back on his feet.
Press Start trys for a tiger suplex but is not strong enough to lift Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi goes for a scissor kick but Press Start dodges the attack.
Kneelock submission applied by Dark Yoshi.
Samuel Dreamer asks Press Start if he quits.
... ... (AHHHH!) Press Start escapes.
Dark Yoshi spinning mule kicks Press Start.
Press Start is up again.
Dark Yoshi holds his head after recieving an earringer from Press Start.
Dark Yoshi catches Press Start's leg, but Press Start reverses it with an enzuigiri to Dark Yoshi's head.
Press Start climbs to his feet.
Now Dark Yoshi standing.
Dark Yoshi does a cartwheel and kicks Press Start in the face.
Dark Yoshi executes a corkscrew legdrop on Press Start.
Dark Yoshi is back on his feet.
Press Start climbs to his feet.
Press Start jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Dark Yoshi.
Now Press Start standing.
Press Start hits Dark Yoshi with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Press Start is up again.
Press Start hits a flying karate chop right to Dark Yoshi's neck.
Press Start executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Dark Yoshi.
Press Start covers Dark Yoshi hooking the leg.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Dark Yoshi kicks out.
]

Duckboy - Press Start should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[Press Start elbow smashes Dark Yoshi in the nose.
]

SVH - Follows up with a elbow smash.

[Dark Yoshi's head is smashed into the mat with a springboard DDT by Press Start.
Press Start is back on his feet.
Now Dark Yoshi standing.
Dark Yoshi executes the brain buster on Press Start.
Dark Yoshi gets back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi drags Press Start to the floor.
Samuel Dreamer starts the count (.1)
]

SVH - Is this a great match or what?

Duckboy - Oh yeah!

[(..2)
Dark Yoshi fist drops Press Start on the floor.
Press Start stands up.
(...3)
Flying somersault drop kick by Press Start puts him back in the match.
]

SVH - Dark Yoshi takes a flying somersault dropkick.

[Press Start gets back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi gets up.
(....4)
Dark Yoshi bends over as Press Start elbows him in the midsection.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Press Start goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Dark Yoshi.
Press Start is up again.
Press Start hits Dark Yoshi with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Dark Yoshi is driven further into the mat by Press Start with a diving elbow smash.
Press Start gets back to his feet.
Press Start flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop.
Press Start gets back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi gets back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi with a headscissors takeover on Press Start.
Dark Yoshi is up again.
Dark Yoshi trys for a leg drop but Press Start avoids it.
Now Press Start standing.
Press Start whinces from the pain of Dark Yoshi's nerve hold.
Samuel Dreamer asks Press Start if he quits.
... Press Start trys to escape. ... ... ... Press Start trys to escape. Press Start escapes.
Dark Yoshi drags Press Start to the floor.
Samuel Dreamer starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Dark Yoshi hits Press Start with a heart punch.
(...3)
Press Start gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Dark Yoshi.
(....4)
A flying bodypress by Press Start takes Dark Yoshi to the floor with authority.
Press Start is up again.
(.....5)
Press Start takes Dark Yoshi into the ring.
Press Start flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop.
Dark Yoshi stands up.
Press Start gets hit with a back heel kick.
]

Duckboy - Press Start takes a back heel kick.

[Press Start moves back to his feet.
Press Start hits a jumping elbow hrust on Dark Yoshi.
Out of desperation, Press Start dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Dark Yoshi.
Press Start is back on his feet.
Press Start covers Dark Yoshi hooking the leg.
Samuel Dreamer counts.
...1
Dark Yoshi escapes.
]

SVH - HA! What a pathetic move by Press Start!

[Dark Yoshi gets up.
A somersault neckbreaker from Press Start nearly hospitalizes Dark Yoshi.
Now Press Start standing.
Press Start applies an elbow submission hold onto Dark Yoshi.
Samuel Dreamer asks Dark Yoshi if he quits.
... Dark Yoshi trys to escape. ... Dark Yoshi trys to escape. ... Press Start tightens the hold. Dark Yoshi escapes.
Press Start jumps and elbow smashes the lying Dark Yoshi.
Press Start gets back to his feet.
Press Start hits Dark Yoshi with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Press Start gets back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Press Start.
Press Start is back on his feet.
Press Start covers Dark Yoshi hooking the leg.
Referee Samuel Dreamer makes the count.
...1
Dark Yoshi kicks out.
]

Duckboy - Not even close!

[Dark Yoshi kicks Press Start in the stomach.
Press Start gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dark Yoshi.
Press Start gets up.
Dark Yoshi delivers a kick to the head of Press Start.
Press Start climbs to his feet.
Dark Yoshi holds his head after recieving an earringer from Press Start.
Dark Yoshi uses a closed fist on Press Start.
Press Start leaps up, swings around Dark Yoshi and DDT's him onto the mat.
An elbow submission by Press Start brings Dark Yoshi down to the mat.
Samuel Dreamer asks Dark Yoshi if he quits.
... Dark Yoshi trys to escape. ... Dark Yoshi trys to escape. ... Press Start breaks the hold.
Press Start is hit with a backward kick.
Press Start executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Dark Yoshi.
Press Start flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop.
Press Start gets up.
Press Start hits Dark Yoshi with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Press Start is up again.
Press Start hits Dark Yoshi with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Dark Yoshi gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Press Start hits a flying karate chop right to Dark Yoshi's neck.
Dark Yoshi bends over as Press Start elbows him in the midsection.
Dark Yoshi hits Press Start with the Pedigree.
Dark Yoshi is up again.
Dark Yoshi and Press Start go to the floor
Samuel Dreamer starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Dark Yoshi executes a corkscrew legdrop on Press Start.
Dark Yoshi gets up.
(...3)
Dark Yoshi rolls onto Press Start connecting with a knee.
(....4)
Press Start's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by Dark Yoshi.
]

Duckboy - Press Start takes a arm grapevine.

[Press Start is up again.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Dark Yoshi hits a spinning leg lariat on Press Start sending him to the mat.
Now Press Start standing.
Dark Yoshi goes for a leg lariat but Press Start dodges the attack.
Press Start trys for a tilt-a-whirl suplex but is not strong enough to lift Dark Yoshi.
A side kick by Press Start turns the match around by knocking Dark Yoshi to the mat.
Press Start climbs to his feet.
Dark Yoshi executes the jumping sidekick on Press Start.
Press Start moves back to his feet.
Flying somersault drop kick by Press Start puts him back in the match.
Press Start hits Dark Yoshi with an elbowdrop.
Press Start goes for a pin.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Dark Yoshi kicks out.
]

Duckboy - Press Start should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[Dark Yoshi gets back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Press Start.
Press Start moves back to his feet.
Press Start attempts to kick Dark Yoshi, but Dark Yoshi catches his leg. Press Start flips around and kicks Dark Yoshi.
Dark Yoshi gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Press Start.
Press Start gets back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi climbs to his feet.
Dark Yoshi trys for a dragon suplex but Press Start avoids it.
Press Start runs towards the ropes, springboards off, and splashes Dark Yoshi.
Press Start applies an elbow submission hold onto Dark Yoshi.
Samuel Dreamer is checking for a tap out.
... Dark Yoshi trys to escape. ... Press Start tightens the hold. ... ... (AHHHH!) Dark Yoshi escapes.
Press Start drags Dark Yoshi to the floor.
]

SVH - Press Start can't get a pin at ringside.

[Samuel Dreamer starts the count (.1)
]

Duckboy - I wish every match could be like this!

[Dark Yoshi gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Press Start.
Press Start moves back to his feet.
Dark Yoshi is up again.
Dark Yoshi gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Press Start and Dark Yoshi move back into the ring.
Press Start gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Dark Yoshi.
Press Start dropkicks Dark Yoshi to the knee.
Press Start moves back to his feet.
Press Start climbs to the top and hits Dark Yoshi with the 5 Star Frog Splash.
Press Start covers Dark Yoshi.
Referee Samuel Dreamer makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

SVH - We've got ourselves a winner!

The Face - The winner of this match, and new MFGG Internet champion, Press Start!!!


Quick results

• Chad defeats Undisputed World Champion Suigi by pinfall in a non-title match.
• MFGG SoVeryHardcore Championship Best of Seven Series (Match 3: Barbed Wire Match): Doc Wario © defeats Julio Cesar F by pinfall. Score - Doc Wario: 3; Julio Cesar F: 0.
• MFGG Internet Championship: Press Start defeats Dark Yoshi © by pinfall to win the title.

Interesting night; we have a new Internet Champion, and Doc Wario looks poised to sweep the series.

oifjds everytime I read commentary by Duckboy I felt a sting...I thought I was gonna lose =XX

Erm I mean YEA DID IT KNEW I WOULD YIPEE KALOOKALYAYAY yea :>

And Doc is still unstoppable!

Argh.
My non-title losing streak continues.
Dammit!

Hey, Wha Happen? We building suspense to the match where I totally win it? Cause' it's cool if it's that.

If it's not that tho then I have some questions. I'll just pretend that's the answer for now, so I won't have to worry about it.

Dr. Wario