What is the worst commercial you have ever seen?, Commercials that make you go "Why"

These "Eagleman" insurance commercials that aired for a few years when I lived in Illinois.

Wow. A guy with a weird voice wearing a friggin' eagle suit that has the ability to projectile shoot giant eggs out of his ass, complete with splatting sound effects and smoke (out of the ass, of course)

Then when the eggs were shot, it would have this really corny slow-motion behind-the-egg view while the target would do all these cheesy regular-speed dodging moves

Said target was usually a woman who was dressed up as a man, complete with facial hair, and she'd hold the eggs in front of her chest like they were giant boobs

Dear god, how could I have forgotten.

YOU SHUT YOUR GODAMNED MOUTH

I'd also like to mention that commercial with the 98 degrees guy and the counter, for Axe. I like Axe, but I hate that commercial.

and all the women who are making love to random metal objects

I stopped buying Fanta because of those commercials.

Orange Fanta will always remain higher than Sunkist. But that's probably because each gulp contains about a half ton of sugar.

The commercials for Sunny Delight at the end say "CONTAINS 5% JUICE" really quickly

That's not cool.

Anything on Disney Channel, because they show them over and over and over and over and over and...

(5 hours later)

...over and over and over again!

I really hate that.

I really didn't like the *gasp* DOA XTREEEEEEEEME beach volleyball commercial. All it did was sell out the franchise for sex and spread the whole needless "I'm so lonely why not play this game to enhance sexual THANG" sterotype to do it. I mean, the camera was ZOOMING XTREMELY CLOSE AT THESE three actors forced to look like desperate nerd sterotypes looking ridiculously at the screen, looking at young women in bikinis, as if they were watching themselves masturbate.

Q-Ray bracelets.


I still have no idea what the hell it does/how it's done.

Are those the things that are supposed to seperate your chi or something?

HAVE A FUN DAY IN A SOUTHWEST HYUNDAI


WTF

Also those commercials with the girls and the cellphones and the calling sex chatrooms for a 'night of fun'... o_O;; HOW DESPERATE CAN WE GET LADIES

I don't know. I'd like to tell you, but they don't ever explain how it works, so I can't really say.

"Quizno's" Commercials and "TOTALLY AWESOME COMPUTERS!" are both some of the freakiest commercials I've seen in my life.

Some guy talking 2 minutes straight explaining how to borrow money easy and cheap from their organization.

I DON'T NEED THE ****ING SAME ECONOMICS LESSON EVERY 30 MINUTES AGAIN >(

'cause they felt like sticking it in every break.

Oh yeah, before I forget.

My whole family (including me) all agreed that the quizno's commercials starring those retarded "sponge monkeys" was horrible at best.

The new subway commercials are pretty bad, too. I can see that they tried to admit that everything was intentionally bad to gain comical value, but the concept shouldn't even exist.

I also hate commercials that CLAIM that they can make you "FLAB TO FAB", but CANT. Useless pills are sold everywhere because people are ignorant. When companies sell their ****ing product, they LIE about everything and you must reside on the fast moving fine text that barely appears on screen. What also bugs me is that when people buy them and they don't work, they tend to not return it and stash them somewhere, and the company keeps getting cheap profit, so we can see more of these scam commercials.



This post has been edited by Ashurasonic on Aug 1 2006, 03:12 AM

Since my post dissapeared...

4KIDS promos, ads, and the ol' "you're watching" stuff.

They re-dub the characters to say different things so they fit the context, and sometimes add their own kind of poor humor.

This post has been edited by SuperSonic Yoshi on Aug 1 2006, 07:16 AM

Sonic's a pedo

Those Red Cartoon Network commercials with bad jokes and crappy character desings.



I can't believe no one mentioned that.