I fell onto a nail and it went through my kneecap when I was 5 or something. I couldn't walk for like 2 or 3 weeks after!
Got my the stop of my left hand fried by a one of this guns used to melt metal wires on a TV set to mould them together. The HUGE scab that came a few days after was gruesome! ( and made it difficult to get to sleep as it hurt my hand )
Fell off a moving Merry - go - round ( nothing serious, I was OK )
Got knocked down by a car, although there was more damage done to the car then there was to me!
I once almost drowned in a swiming pool. Stupid me jumped into the deep end knowing he couldn't swim! I *STILL* get slagged off over it!