What's your freakiest dream?

Seriously, it doesn't have to be scary or anything.


Mine's the meteorite-styled apocalypse, except everybody got moved to this artificial replica of the earth. It was awesome, but I think god was mad.

When I was serial killer but my parents found out about it and they grounded me, I don't know why it was so freaky but it was.

When I got attacked by mutant traffic signs in a town made of pizza.


...Now that I type it out it sounds even weirder.

One day, i wake up on the bed, (False awekenings :P ) and i go down stairs, open the door, and theirs some creepy-ass dragon marching around, he runs towards me, and flys off RIGHT infront of me. i somehow know how to drive and i drive to school (and im still there WTF?) and i tell everyone, they say they dont know what i mean, i start walking away and the dragon appears behind me, this time, im sick of seeing it, i throw a stick at it, and it explodes, i fly forward, hit the door of a car and WHAM! I wake up and hit my head on the wall.

I've had some really weird dreams before. Recently I had a dream where I "woke up" and suddenly time had gone back three years for everybody. I was in our old house and my brother and dad were sitting in the living room (with all the lights turned off). I asked them what was going on, and my brother said, "it's weird... it's like the last three summers never happened." (Don't know why he put it that way.)

I immediately started freaking out. I ran outside and felt the rain hitting my body. You know how when you "feel" something in your dream, it only convinces you more that it's real? Yeah, well, I felt the rain, so that freaked me out even worse. Then I lied down in a puddle and started essentially throwing a tantrum, splashing the water around and freaking out more when I could feel it around me.

Another dream I had involved me at school (which it seems a lot of dreams have since I graduated). I was sitting in class, and the dream was actually kind of boring until I realized it was, in fact, a dream and that I couldn't get in trouble for anything I did. I stood up and started yelling obscenities at the teacher, flipped my desk over, got naked, and attempted to incite a riot before I woke up.

That sounds like that episode of Pinky and the Brain, when Earth is going to be destroyed by a meteorite, and Brain builds a replica earth.


On-topic: My freakiest dream was when I was 4, I dreamt that I had a load of play-dough, and I stuffed it down the bath's plughole for no apparent reason, and this purely evil voice started roaring at me from the plug hole. Then, for no apparent reason, I went to the local waterworks, and the whole place had been taken over by play-dough, which happened to be alive.

No, I wasn't smoking any weed before I dreamt that.

I have recurring dreams where my teeth fall out. I feel them getting loose, like when you loose teeth as a kid. They they just come out. Usually I am at a sink when it happens. They just all start falling out. I have been told that such a dream may be caused by stress.

Come to think of it, I seem to remember having that dream myself once or twice.

As far as recurring dreams are concerned, I used to have dreams all the time where I would have sex with friends I wasn't even attracted to (all girls, so don't get any ideas). It makes seeing them the next day kinda awkward because it's like, hey, we f***ed last night.

"Puffy the opera singer delivers a deadly aria, only to head backwards through a wall (only in your wildest dreams)." Jackle is a jerk too. I really play that game too much. =( Though I haven't yet had a dream involving the Wizeman.

Two ones in particular:

1. When I was tiny (5-ish), I had my first experience with lucid dreaming. I had a dream that I went to Sesame Street Castle (I seriously have no clue). As I was going through, seeing all the characters, Cookie Monster popped out of a drain and made this horrible, disturbing, satanic laugh. I never looked at Cookie Monster the same way again.

2. There was one dream I had (details are vague) where I walked out onto a stage for some concert at a huge venue and apparently I looked like a skeleton with a beard wearing a diaper. I was a huge news story and a manhunt began for me. I don't remember much besides that.

I've been having dreams lately thats giving me the message of December 5, 2012.

heres one that kinda haunted me:

I had this dream where I was standing outside near the street, meteors were falling and hitting earth. It was showering and the meteors had no impact they just bounced of the ground. Right before me I saw a strange human-like figure that very much resembles the grays. It was holding its arms up like Jesus and was trying to guide me through it, then this music entirely in vocals started playing... like the song that plays when you visit jabu in LoZtWW.

The idea of it being related to 2012 didn't strike me until later that day, and in my dream everything seemed like December. I also read some ancient crap that the world ends on the 5th.

I've had dreams like that before...

Oh, and another strange dream I had was at 10 o'clock this saturday. I woke up in real life and tried to get back to bed but my family was talking and stuff, so I couldn't really fall asleep. Eventually, however I did fall asleep, but then woke back up 1 minute later. This is the part that feaked me out, I wasn't in control of my muscles and therefore couldn't get out of bed. I could speak but my brain was in an odd state I thought my blanket was a blacket of bricks because it felt so heavy. I also felt like I had a fever or something weird like that and even though I knew my eyes were wide open I saw strange images all over the walls. I asked my mom why my blanket was made of bricks but i think I mumbled. I eventually fell back to sleep and woke up at 12 at that point I got out of my bed and had a pretty fun day.

Although this may not qualify as a dream.

This post has been edited by Mariotroid on Sep 28 2006, 03:41 PM

There is a term for that, I believe Sleep Paralysis.
many people in that state can't move their muscles and they often feel like something is putting pressure on them.

What kind of images did you see on the walls?

...Speaking of which, this doesn't actually concern dreams but sleep in itself.

There are some weeks where I just don't happen to get enough sleep. And so on about the third or fourth day of not-well-sleeping (lucky it's almost always a Saturday), my head wakes up but the rest of my body stays asleep. Basically, I can think, open my eyes twist my head round, and mumble parts of words. It's weird because you know that you're awake and you can hear and see the stuff going on around you; yet you can't move, and when you try to move you get that feeling that your body is made of super-thick stainless steel and you can barely move the tip of a finger. Somehow I find that super awesome.

There's also times when I wake up and I am fully aware that I'm awake and after about 10 minutes I go back to bed. 5 or 6 hours later, I wake up and it feels like deja-vu. It's so weird. Oh and when that happens I always wake up in a different bed...It kinda freaks me out.

This post has been edited by Tri on Sep 28 2006, 03:49 PM

Some dreams I have had:

One with the basic Moon crashes into Earth (Thank to the Majora's Mask game >_>)

I was Link and fighting Ganondorf, and I could feel me using Din's Fire. Weird O_o

Some guy trying to run me over with a truck. I've had this dream like 3 times already.

Yet another Majora's Mask Dream. Aleins coming out of the fallen moon.

Scary Blue monster tried to eat me, and all I said was "Boo." and it ran away.

Super Mario Sunshine dream of the Harbor. How the heck did this one get here? O_o

Glover Dream. Haven't played that game in awhile.

I think that's all the ones I can remember. I only know some parts of what happened and the rest is a blur..... >_>;

Occasionally I'll have a really disgusting dream that'll leave me disturbed for the rest of the day. One such dream was when I was eating roast beef at a buffet, and halfway through realized there were cow eyeballs in my food.

This post has been edited by Yoshimaster on Sep 28 2006, 03:56 PM

VERY strange images, stuff that would make Alice in Wonderland seem sane. These images were actually more like animations then pictures. A baby laughing with very grotesque teeth, holding an aple and pointing at me. An inside out bunny with it's body turned on the opposite side of it's head. A few puking telephones, oh, and my lamp looked like it was bleeding too. It was extremly frightening.

Oh, and just talking about sleep in itself, my brother has been vegetarien for a week but he claims that he has insomnia because of it, I've been vegetarien for a year and I can fall asleep very easily.

This post has been edited by Mariotroid on Sep 28 2006, 04:00 PM

Ew.... That is gross.....

sounds like you saw a glimps of hell O_o

Glover is the best game ever.