What's your freakiest dream?

When one of my old summer friends transforms into a Conan wannabe and tries to smash me with a club and the help of a bald guy dressed like Agent Smith.

Then Bald Smith turns into a giant ghost head and tries to posses me, but instead I push him into possesing Conan-guy, who then becomes gay and tries to make babies with me

I run from him, and then my medium brother mutates into a half-human, half-motorcicle being to help me escape, then we blow up Gay Conan with a bazooka.

In the end, to return to the real world I had to find a girl that went to my class two grades ago, force myself down her throat and go through the portal located in her stomach

This post has been edited by Demonic Jello on Sep 28 2006, 04:22 PM

What the ****?

There were more things before those events, but these are the coolest parts



This post has been edited by Demonic Jello on Sep 28 2006, 04:30 PM

Also freakiest?

Nope, just meh

And did I mention Conan Guy was SINGING A SONG the whole time?

Me too. And the walls were closing in on me. Then all of a sudden I feel this crushing at my face, so much until I scream, and my parents came in were I could finally move. It was the scariest feeling not being able to move

Skeleton Rock Stars are somewhat common imagery, well they were in the 80s. Heh.

This post has been edited by Xander on Sep 28 2006, 04:43 PM

Old and sad dream, my father died when we were in a foriegn country in the dream.

Effing WIN O;

Ah... mine. Freakiest is probably the one with the headcrab zombie sex.

mine involves a girl and marriage and stuff, long story short she leaves me at the alter and moves in next door to me, chases me out of her house and shoots me in the head

Oh yeah, in this one dream I fell in love and got married to some girl who's name I didn't even know ;-;

Is she okay?
Oh, and, bump for awesomeness.

This one time, I got ready for school.

Then I woke up.

Well, I remember this one where i'm walking up to some shrine thing (japense type shrine, with a picture of Pikachu on the front) and a genies comes out of it. A creepy genie.

Also, there are a few where ducks and hawks just do evil things to me.

one time i was in a girls' boarding school and i was a chick

When I was just chilling with some other people on this big grass-filled plain dome thing and suddenly a black hole ripped open in the sky and slurped everyone into it, trapping me and everyone else forever. Actually, this was a recurring night terror I used to have. I don't have any idea why it scared me that much.

This post has been edited by Transformer Guy on Sep 29 2006, 09:39 PM

I once dreamed I was in a mini van that had the gas pedal taped to the floor with no one in the drivers seet and me in the passengers seat, but bonded to it with cement,duck tape and super glue, I was crashing into everything and just couldn't reach anything to stop the van from going.

I had a similar dream once, but I drove off a cliff and woke up when I was an inch from the water.

The one where I stabbed Medaforcer in the neck with glass

I once had a dream in which Mugen was in an alien saucer and started shooting concrete squares on a sidewalk, which manifested the items in my eBay watch list.

This post has been edited by CloakBass on Sep 29 2006, 09:30 PM