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Posted: Oct 9 2006, 10:56 AM
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Did he think a first aid kit work work like in an FPS ? biggrin.gif

Good thing nobody got hurt... (is that right?)

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Posted: Oct 9 2006, 10:59 AM
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Posted: Oct 9 2006, 11:02 AM
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QUOTE (Citrus @ Oct 9 2006, 10:56 AM)
Did he think a first aid kit work work like in an FPS ? biggrin.gif

*gets shot*

Damn! Good thing I brought this.

*keeps touching first aid kit, becomes frustrated when his wounds don't heal as a result*


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Posted: Oct 9 2006, 11:03 AM
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QUOTE (Captain Jeff Silvers @ Oct 9 2006, 09:02 AM)
*gets shot*

Damn! Good thing I brought this.

*keeps touching first aid kit, becomes frustrated when his wounds don't heal as a result*

****! I forgot about the first shot aid-clipping glitch!
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Posted: Oct 9 2006, 11:13 AM
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QUOTE (Draco Icebane @ Oct 9 2006, 11:03 AM)
****! I forgot about the first shot aid-clipping glitch!

He'd shoot at a box in the hallway and become frustrated when it doesn't explode.

EDIT: C'mon, Draco, that wasn't that big of a typo. Took me forever to even notice.


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Posted: Oct 9 2006, 11:15 AM
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Wow Jeff, you should be a reporter.


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Posted: Oct 9 2006, 11:15 AM
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QUOTE (Captain Jeff Silvers @ Oct 9 2006, 09:13 AM)
He'd shot at a box in the hallway and become frustrated when it doesn't explode.

JEFF are really getting into that spirit with him oldschool game bad grammer!

sdhfhds he hops in a truck to hide from the cops

UH OH !! THE TRUCK ARE STARTING TO MOVE !!
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Posted: Oct 9 2006, 11:18 AM
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QUOTE (Draco Icebane @ Oct 9 2006, 11:15 AM)
JEFF are really getting into that spirit with him oldschool game bad grammer!

sdhfhds he hops in a truck to hide from the cops

UH OH !! THE TRUCK ARE STARTING TO MOVE !!

Fixed my post. tongue.gif

If he actually did think this would be like an FPS, he wouldn't have taken the extra magazines; he would've just used the boxes of ambiguous ammunition lying around.


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Posted: Oct 9 2006, 11:19 AM
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QUOTE (Captain Jeff Silvers @ Oct 9 2006, 09:18 AM)
If he actually did think this would be like an FPS, he wouldn't have taken the extra magazines; he would've just used the boxes of ambiguous ammunition lying around.

Make sure to pick up the rocket launcher in the library!
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Posted: Oct 9 2006, 11:21 AM
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QUOTE (Draco Icebane @ Oct 9 2006, 11:19 AM)
Make sure to pick up the rocket launcher in the library!

Which will be locked, and for some reason only a certain administrator has the key.


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Posted: Oct 9 2006, 11:28 AM
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QUOTE (Captain Jeff Silvers @ Oct 9 2006, 09:21 AM)
Which will be locked, and for some reason only a certain administrator has the key.

He can only be killed with six shots from the shotgun

they all have to hit dead on
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Posted: Oct 9 2006, 03:04 PM
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QUOTE (Draco Icebane @ Oct 9 2006, 11:15 AM)
JEFF are really getting into that spirit with him oldschool game bad grammer!

Grammer? Do you mean grammar?
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Posted: Oct 9 2006, 03:37 PM
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QUOTE (Admiral Delmore @ Oct 9 2006, 04:33 PM)
Grammer? Do you mean grammar?

that was the joke


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QUOTE (Ryo @ Oct 9 2006, 03:37 PM)
that was the joke

It really seemed like a joke.
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Posted: Oct 9 2006, 04:54 PM
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QUOTE (Captain Jeff Silvers @ Oct 9 2006, 08:39 AM)
3. The possibility of explosives being inside the school was gathered from notebooks found in his backpack. The school is being searched by bomb dogs now.

4. The gunman was a 13-year-old male student at Memorial.

if he had bomb plans somewhere, I'd laugh my ass off if they were the ones by Jolly Roger

The thing would probably end up blowing up in his face if he tried making it

plus he's 13 wtf

13 year olds making bombs lol


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he's an idiot, sure some people at my school tick me off, but I would never go off, get a gun and have a rampage.


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QUOTE (Admiral Delmore @ Oct 9 2006, 01:33 PM)
Grammer? Do you mean grammar?

Do you mean to tell me that you did not notice the five other errors in that sentence?
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QUOTE (Draco Icebane @ Oct 9 2006, 04:21 PM)
Do you mean to tell me that you did not notice the five other errors in that sentence?

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