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Demonic Jello	Posted: Oct 12 2006, 04:42 PM
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well if I tried ****ting lightning like that, I'd probably WANT to die because that would suck

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(5:25:58 PM) Mikau: xgoff
(5:26:00 PM) Mikau: guess what
(5:26:04 PM) Xgoff: chicken butt
(5:26:09 PM) Mikau: **** you

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DJ Yoshiman	Posted: Oct 12 2006, 08:59 PM
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Quicky

Posted: Oct 12 2006, 09:01 PM

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QUOTE (Yoshiman @ Oct 12 2006, 08:59 PM)

The moral of the story: Whenever a lightning storm is happening, wear rubber bathroom shoes, they'll save your life if you're struck.

how about boots with rubber soles, or sneakers, or clogs or... ?

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QUOTE (Yoshiman @ Oct 12 2006, 06:59 PM)

The moral of the story: Whenever a lightning storm is happening, wear rubber bathroom shoes, they'll save your life if you're struck.

Rubber panties would help save your junk

Quicky	Posted: Oct 12 2006, 09:02 PM
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QUOTE (Quicky @ Oct 12 2006, 07:02 PM)

oh but they're so constricting

what's the problem quicky I know you have no balls

MikeL	Posted: Oct 12 2006, 10:11 PM
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Posted: Oct 12 2006, 10:16 PM

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QUOTE (Blab @ Oct 12 2006, 07:31 PM)

News of the year, without a doubt.

I personally preferred the headline to this story =P

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Draco Icebane	Posted: Oct 12 2006, 10:24 PM
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Posted: Oct 12 2006, 10:37 PM

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QUOTE (Draco Icebane @ Oct 12 2006, 09:04 PM)

what's the problem quicky I know you have no balls

i've got plenty and they're huge, pal:

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Xander	Posted: Oct 12 2006, 11:07 PM
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QUOTE (Quicky @ Oct 12 2006, 08:37 PM)

i've got plenty and they're huge, pal:

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*gasp*!

They themselves are rubber!!!

Quicky	Posted: Oct 13 2006, 12:00 AM
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