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STINGRAY LEAPS INTO A BOAT AND STABS AN OLD MAN, HOLY F***ING S***

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Captain Jeff Silvers

Posted: Oct 19 2006, 09:26 AM

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http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/10/19/stingray....tion=cnn_latest

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MIAMI, Florida (Reuters) -- A leaping stingray stabbed an 81-year-old Florida boater in the chest, authorities said Wednesday, leaving its poisonous stinger lodged close to his heart in an incident recalling the one that killed Australian TV naturalist Steve Irwin last month.

Fire Department officials in Lighthouse Point, about 30 miles north of Miami, said James Bertakis was in a small recreational boat with two grandchildren Tuesday when the spotted eagle ray leaped aboard and struck him.

Seriously, I don't know what we're doing to piss off these stingrays, but I say we stop doing it right the f*** now.

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Marigi	Posted: Oct 19 2006, 09:27 AM
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Biddy	Posted: Oct 19 2006, 09:29 AM
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Marigi

Posted: Oct 19 2006, 09:30 AM

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QUOTE (Biddy @ Oct 19 2006, 08:29 AM)

They're taking over.

It's about time.

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Captain Jeff Silvers

Posted: Oct 19 2006, 09:30 AM

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Marigi says:
ATTACK OF THE STINGRAYS!
Marigi says:
WOOT!
Jeff says:
seriously, dude
Marigi says:
lmao
Jeff says:
they're ****in' angry with us
Marigi says:
There were 3 reported deaths up until last month.
Marigi says:
2 in the last month.
Jeff says:
I say we immediately give in to their demands
Marigi says:
I hear they want our shoes.
Marigi says:
But I'm not 100% sure.

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Ultramario	Posted: Oct 19 2006, 09:31 AM
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Nnnkingston	Posted: Oct 19 2006, 09:46 AM
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Tragic	Posted: Oct 19 2006, 09:47 AM
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Nnnkingston

Posted: Oct 19 2006, 09:49 AM

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QUOTE (Tragic @ Oct 19 2006, 09:47 AM)

This was all over the local news last night and this morning. F***ing insane.

i feel so bad for that guy's grandkids... they even saw it happen

As if that wouldn't scar you for life

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Captain Jeff Silvers	Posted: Oct 19 2006, 09:50 AM
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Posted: Oct 19 2006, 09:54 AM

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QUOTE (Captain Jeff Silvers @ Oct 19 2006, 09:50 AM)

I know this kind of joke is tired and worn out by now, but I really wanna hear Samuel L. Jackson say, "I've had it with these motherf***in' stingrays on this motherf***in' beach!"

Yes, that would make my day

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Cutman	Posted: Oct 19 2006, 10:29 AM
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Posted: Oct 19 2006, 10:31 AM

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QUOTE (Cutman @ Oct 19 2006, 09:29 AM)

Wow. At least he didn't die, especially for his age.

Have stringrays EVER been this violent? *checks wiki*

Maybe it's stingray mating season?

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Mr. Aforcer	Posted: Oct 19 2006, 10:36 AM
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Posted: Oct 19 2006, 10:40 AM

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I know why:

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Due to the death of Steve Irwin, many stingrays have been found dead on Australian shores, their barbs cut off.

It's like killing every black person if one of them kills a white guy.

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Posted: Oct 19 2006, 10:47 AM

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QUOTE (Cutman @ Oct 19 2006, 08:40 AM)

I know why:

It's like killing every black person if one of them kills a white guy.

And cutting off their "stingers"?

Watch people kill more now.

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Cutman	Posted: Oct 19 2006, 10:50 AM
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