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  Posted: Dec 8 2006, 10:49 AM
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So yesterday I, like normal, was up during recess because I was "distracting the class," but I managed to finish my work and get outside as our class was lining up, and apparenly, some crap went down.

Mark, Brian, Jordan and Collin are Sportmaniacs, and get pretty competitive. Well, as they were lining up, Mark apparently punched Colling to which Collin responded "What the F**K MARK!?"

At that point, our Principal, Sister Merry Ellen, walked by.

Now, I have to point out I go to a cathloc school, so our Principal is a nun. But not the kind of nun who dresses like a nun, she dresses in this ugly red sweater and wears occasionally a crusifix around her neck. She's probably going to hell for gluttony too, because she weighs like, 400 lbs. and always has Dunkin' Doughnuts or twinkie wrappers in her office. nod.gif

Anyways, hearing a 12 year old boy *gasp* swear! Mrs. Merry Ellen friggin BUGS OUT. She starts screaming and yelling, and telling Collin he has to go to confession or he's going to burn in hell. Collin tries to tell Sister that mark had punched him, but she dosent listen, and tells him to see her in her office after school.

So, the class is going upstairs, and before we can get to our floor, Sister appears at the top of the stairs (probably after taking the quicker route that she dosent let us take), Blocks us from going upstairs, and begins yelling again.

Collin had apparently had enough. He exclaims to sister "Please, let us go up! You allready said I had detention, and the rest of the class didn't even do anything!" I actually found it shocking that he didn't blame Mark, but that's just me. Anyways, I'd like to point out that colling was holding the Football him, Mark, Jordan, and Brian where using.

Sister blows her damn top. She takes the Football from him, and yells "Now you can go cry to your parents!" and chucks the football.

Collin is hit in the face. He falls backwards down the stairs, and breaks his arm.


We were dismissed from school early, but some craze **** is going on at the school now. I hear the parents are filing a lawsuit against Sister. The question now is: What's going to happen next?
First the lesbian porno with the Computer teacher, now this. It's. A. cathloc. School, dammit.

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Posted: Dec 8 2006, 10:57 AM
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Posted: Dec 8 2006, 11:03 AM
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Posted: Dec 8 2006, 11:06 AM
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Posted: Dec 8 2006, 12:30 PM
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RIGHT IN THE FACE!

Wow, keep us posted on this. Also, is it in the news?


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QUOTE (Duckboy @ Dec 8 2006, 10:57 AM)
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QUOTE (Greliz @ Dec 8 2006, 11:24 AM)
***** done needs her ass fired.

Get it?

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Posted: Dec 8 2006, 01:30 PM
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I recently read a topic from the newspaper where some teacher from a nearby school (not mine though) threw a knife at a student in the food & nutrients class or something.

The pupil apparently kept asking do you need to slice meat, where teacher responded negatively. The boy kept asking it again and again just to piss her off, and eventually the teacher snapped and threw the knife at him and was all like "SLICE YOUR DAMN MEAT".
Good thing it hit the boy the other way around, you know.


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Posted: Dec 8 2006, 02:46 PM
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Posted: Dec 8 2006, 02:56 PM
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QUOTE (Raccoon Sam @ Dec 8 2006, 08:30 PM)
I recently read a topic from the newspaper where some teacher from a nearby school (not mine though) threw a knife at a student in the food & nutrients class or something.

The pupil apparently kept asking do you need to slice meat, where teacher responded negatively. The boy kept asking it again and again just to piss her off, and eventually the teacher snapped and threw the knife at him and was all like "SLICE YOUR DAMN MEAT".
Good thing it hit the boy the other way around, you know.

Talk about idiocy!


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Posted: Dec 8 2006, 03:09 PM
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QUOTE (Kitsune Yamato @ Dec 8 2006, 11:03 AM)
Any school where the teachers are allowed to hit the students is a school I wouldn't even be caught dead at.

But she isn't allowed seeing as she is being sued.
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QUOTE (Soup @ Dec 8 2006, 03:09 PM)
But she isn't allowed seeing as she is being sued.

She's being sued because the other kid sustained injury when he wasn't even the one being punished. Catholic schools have a history of assigning corporate punishment, in case you didn't know.


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Posted: Dec 8 2006, 04:04 PM
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QUOTE (Big Boo Fan @ Dec 8 2006, 10:49 AM)
So yesterday I, like normal, was up during recess because I was "distracting the class," but I managed to finish my work and get outside as our class was lining up, and apparenly, some crap went down.

Mark, Brian, Jordan and Collin are Sportmaniacs, and get pretty competitive. Well, as they were lining up, Mark apparently punched Colling to which Collin responded "What the F**K MARK!?"

At that point, our Principal, Sister Merry Ellen, walked by.

Now, I have to point out I go to a cathloc school, so our Principal is a nun. But not the kind of nun who dresses like a nun, she dresses in this ugly red sweater and wears occasionally a crusifix around her neck. She's probably going to hell for gluttony too, because she weighs like, 400 lbs. and always has Dunkin' Doughnuts or twinkie wrappers in her office. nod.gif

Anyways, hearing a 12 year old boy *gasp* swear! Mrs. Merry Ellen friggin BUGS OUT. She starts screaming and yelling, and telling Collin he has to go to confession or he's going to burn in hell. Collin tries to tell Sister that mark had punched him, but she dosent listen, and tells him to see her in her office after school.

So, the class is going upstairs, and before we can get to our floor, Sister appears at the top of the stairs (probably after taking the quicker route that she dosent let us take), Blocks us from going upstairs, and begins yelling again.

Collin had apparently had enough. He exclaims to sister "Please, let us go up! You allready said I had detention, and the rest of the class didn't even do anything!" I actually found it shocking that he didn't blame Mark, but that's just me. Anyways, I'd like to point out that colling was holding the Football him, Mark, Jordan, and Brian where using.

Sister blows her damn top. She takes the Football from him, and yells "Now you can go cry to your parents!" and chucks the football.

Collin is hit in the face. He falls backwards down the stairs, and breaks his arm.


We were dismissed from school early, but some craze **** is going on at the school now. I hear the parents are filing a lawsuit against Sister. The question now is: What's going to happen next?
First the lesbian porno with the Computer teacher, now this. It's. A. cathloc. School, dammit.

After seeing that, I think she need to go to court!


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Posted: Dec 9 2006, 12:48 PM
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UPDATE:

Noone is suing anyone.
The parents decided that it was Colin's fault he argued with sister, and she had all the right to throw a fooltball at him, and breaking his arm is gonna teach him respect twards adults.

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Posted: Dec 9 2006, 12:56 PM
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QUOTE (Big Boo Fan @ Dec 9 2006, 11:48 AM)
UPDATE:

Noone is suing anyone.
The parents decided that it was Colin's fault he argued with sister, and she had all the right to throw a fooltball at him, and breaking his arm is gonna teach him respect twards adults.

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...That's ****ing rediculous.

Doesn't anyone have a brain anymore? That principal deserved some time.


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