Powered by Invision Power Board

 
    Reply to this topicStart new topicStart Poll

> Neighborhood Eggings going on..., Of course, we are prepared...
Track this topic | Email this topic | Print this topic
United States Zero Kirby
Posted: Dec 18 2006, 09:24 PM
Quote Post


Well, your local psychic is off to visit your mother!
[*][*][*][*]

Group Icon
Group: Members
Posts: 6252
Member No.: 2501
Joined: 15-August 06

Status: (0d) [--]
We're stting up cameras (even though it's obvious those brats across the street are doing it) and we're gonna get paintball guns! Unlike real guns, you can legally shoot people with Paintballs, so it's legal, and if they try to sue us, we've got video footage of them egging our house, which is ILLEGAL! MAUAHAHAHAHA!

But then, there's the paintballing footage... but it's legal in "self-defense of property" or something like that...

What do you think? Try it out if you have TP, Egging, Lincoln Locks and other annoying pranksters.


--------------------
Falcon Punch is the result of the Sun heating fists. It drives the Blue Falcon. Heating causes destruction of water into the pain, where it then hurts, creating rain. Rain creates flowing water in tears, which can then be converted into other forms through more pain.

My Ref - Full Body Ref (minus the badass hat)

Visit Just Another Just Another Day - The Webcomic!

Super Mario Zero: Game Status (RAZZ Y U STEALING MAH FORMAT BRO)
Mario Object: Pretty much finished!
Enemy Objects: [||||||||--] Just gonna add Spinies, Bullet Bills and Cheep Cheeps!
Boss Fights: None in progress.
General Engine: [|||||||||-] Ranking System Complete! Gonna add pipes!
Levels Complete: [|---------] Haven't even finished the tutorial!
PMUsers WebsiteAOLMSN
Top
United States `nemo
Posted: Dec 18 2006, 09:27 PM
Quote Post


baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka
[*][*]

Group Icon
Group: Members
Posts: 5966
Member No.: 1508
Joined: 8-October 05

Status: (0d) [--]
...
my i went with my friends on a house egging once at once in the pitch black friggin morning xD; it was. fuuun. and freaky. but the girl deserved it, and it was just two eggs at the window. nothing broken, damaged or stained. so poo. :P

"you can legally shoot people with Paintballs, so it's legal, "
uh yeah, repetative much?

but yeah.
that's cooool.
>:[ random eggings are *not* good.


--------------------
user posted imagehikari for real this time guys

QUOTE (my profile)
Most active in   The Vault
900 posts in this forum
( 41% of this member's active posts )

...hahaha
PMEmail Poster
Top
United States Xgoff
Posted: Dec 18 2006, 09:28 PM
Quote Post


<):|
[*][*][*][*][*]
[*][*]

Group Icon
Group: Members
Posts: 52341
Member No.: 24
Joined: 13-October 03

Status: (0d) [--]
they can still counter-sue you for injuries

hell you could possibly get the death sentence for killing a guy who was about to break into your house to kill YOU


--------------------

This post may contain original research or unverified claims.
Please disregard the above information and contact an administrator.

DISCLAIMER: by sending me (xgoff) a private message, you agree to the directives and their terms specified henceforth:
DIRECTIVE 1 (APPLE): i may or may not reply promptly or at all; and there are no guarantees to the usefulness of the reply. i may not acknowledge whether i have even received your private message
DIRECTIVE 2 (CHILE CON CARNE): as per my view, "private" applies only to the initial transaction, and the material of your message may or may not be made public at my discretion; as this will more than likely be a post in the CCC or IRC, you may not be able to view it
DIRECTIVE 3 (FEATHER DUSTER): you must address me (xgoff) as "Sir Master Xgofficus his Highest and Most Awesome the Third"; failure to comply with this term may invoke one or both of the above directives, and i will leave a burning bag of **** on your doorstep
DIRECTIVE 4 (BOOTSTRAP): if you have read this disclaimer, please private message me promptly, in compliance with the above terms, so i can ensure you are capable of following directions you idiot
this concludes the test of the emergency disclaimer system, your scheduled programming will now continue. satisfaction guaranteed, and 100% cash back available under certain circumstances; restrictions may or may not apply within your place of residence
NOTICE: these directives and their terms may change at any time, without notice; as a private message transaction to myself assumes an understanding and full compliance of the above, you should ensure you are fully aware of the above terms at any point before sending a private message; any message received is assumed to have been sent in compliance with the above
QUOTE
(5:25:58 PM) Mikau: xgoff
(5:26:00 PM) Mikau: guess what
(5:26:04 PM) Xgoff: chicken butt
(5:26:09 PM) Mikau: **** you
PMEmail PosterUsers WebsiteAOLMSN
Top
Unspecified Hatman
Posted: Dec 18 2006, 09:28 PM
Quote Post


The astro craaag
[*][*][*][*][*]
[*][*][*][*][*]
[*]

Group Icon
Group: Members
Posts: 10223
Member No.: 2510
Joined: 16-August 06

Status: (0d) [--]
We live in a very roudy town, and pranksters are the least of our problems.

It's the gangs, boy.

They tried throwing stones at my brother. Lucky for us... they have crap aim. wink.gif
PMEmail PosterUsers WebsiteIntegrity Messenger IMAOLYahooMSN
Top
Canada LuigiFan
Posted: Dec 18 2006, 09:28 PM
Quote Post


Substandard Member
[*][*][*][*][*]


Group Icon
Group: Members
Posts: 29944
Member No.: 592
Joined: 6-September 04

Status: (0d) [--]
I wish I could do that sad.gif


--------------------
user posted image
...`zhe Kirby!! <3
PMEmail PosterAOLMSN
Top
Unspecified Leon Magnus
Posted: Dec 18 2006, 11:18 PM
Quote Post


Hah keeds
[*]

Group Icon
Group: Members
Posts: 10172
Member No.: 851
Joined: 26-February 05

Status: (0d) [--]
QUOTE (Xgoff @ Dec 18 2006, 09:28 PM)
hell you could possibly get the death sentence for killing a guy who was about to break into your house to kill YOU

That's not very fair in my opinion.


--------------------
user posted image

QUOTE (Marigi)
Oh God, you must run the most unsuccessful Gamestop in the history of all things Funco.

LOL WELCOME TO GAMESTOP BUY WII STUFF THANKS DONT BUY PS3 STUFF IT SUX CAN I TAKE UR ORDER?!


Peoples who have drawn/sprited me (use these as refs):
Pucifur NO Body Robbydude Hikari Toodles Jay Red Vandom Stixdude Hatman AppleQueso Hatman (colored by Soup) Hatman (In Halloween costume)
PM
Top
United States Xgoff
Posted: Dec 18 2006, 11:20 PM
Quote Post


<):|
[*][*][*][*][*]
[*][*]

Group Icon
Group: Members
Posts: 52341
Member No.: 24
Joined: 13-October 03

Status: (0d) [--]
QUOTE (Leon Magnus @ Dec 18 2006, 09:18 PM)
That's not very fair in my opinion.

welcome to the US

about the only country where people sue others just because they can


--------------------

This post may contain original research or unverified claims.
Please disregard the above information and contact an administrator.

DISCLAIMER: by sending me (xgoff) a private message, you agree to the directives and their terms specified henceforth:
DIRECTIVE 1 (APPLE): i may or may not reply promptly or at all; and there are no guarantees to the usefulness of the reply. i may not acknowledge whether i have even received your private message
DIRECTIVE 2 (CHILE CON CARNE): as per my view, "private" applies only to the initial transaction, and the material of your message may or may not be made public at my discretion; as this will more than likely be a post in the CCC or IRC, you may not be able to view it
DIRECTIVE 3 (FEATHER DUSTER): you must address me (xgoff) as "Sir Master Xgofficus his Highest and Most Awesome the Third"; failure to comply with this term may invoke one or both of the above directives, and i will leave a burning bag of **** on your doorstep
DIRECTIVE 4 (BOOTSTRAP): if you have read this disclaimer, please private message me promptly, in compliance with the above terms, so i can ensure you are capable of following directions you idiot
this concludes the test of the emergency disclaimer system, your scheduled programming will now continue. satisfaction guaranteed, and 100% cash back available under certain circumstances; restrictions may or may not apply within your place of residence
NOTICE: these directives and their terms may change at any time, without notice; as a private message transaction to myself assumes an understanding and full compliance of the above, you should ensure you are fully aware of the above terms at any point before sending a private message; any message received is assumed to have been sent in compliance with the above
QUOTE
(5:25:58 PM) Mikau: xgoff
(5:26:00 PM) Mikau: guess what
(5:26:04 PM) Xgoff: chicken butt
(5:26:09 PM) Mikau: **** you
PMEmail PosterUsers WebsiteAOLMSN
Top
Unspecified Sage
Posted: Dec 19 2006, 12:04 AM
Quote Post


NO THANKS, BRAT
[*]

Group Icon
Group: Members
Posts: 5506
Member No.: 320
Joined: 9-March 04

Status: (0d) [--]
user posted image
PMEmail PosterAOLYahooMSN
Top
Canada MegaTailzChao
Posted: Dec 19 2006, 12:50 AM
Quote Post


So long, and thanks for all the fish.
[S][*][*][*][*]
[*][*]

Group Icon
Group: Site Staff
Posts: 15788
Member No.: 2267
Joined: 2-July 06

Status: (0d) [--]
QUOTE (Sage @ Dec 19 2006, 12:04 AM)
Eggman picture

This isn't the PPP.


--------------------
user posted image
user posted imageuser posted image
PMEmail PosterMSN
Top
United States Josiah
Posted: Dec 19 2006, 12:54 AM
Quote Post


Standard Member
[*][*][*]

Group Icon
Group: Members
Posts: 4982
Member No.: 2871
Joined: 29-October 06

Status: (0d) [--]
QUOTE (Hatman @ Dec 18 2006, 09:28 PM)
We live in a very roudy town, and pranksters are the least of our problems.

It's the gangs, boy.

They tried throwing stones at my brother. Lucky for us... they have crap aim. wink.gif

DAMN man you need to buy mace, or a tazer


--------------------
user posted imageuser posted imageuser posted imageuser posted image

This is Josiah from 2013 here to say wassaaap worrrld, boy have things changed and now I'm making saweeet bread gettin *****es'
PMEmail Poster
Top
United States Xgoff
Posted: Dec 19 2006, 12:56 AM
Quote Post


<):|
[*][*][*][*][*]
[*][*]

Group Icon
Group: Members
Posts: 52341
Member No.: 24
Joined: 13-October 03

Status: (0d) [--]
QUOTE (Sage @ Dec 18 2006, 10:04 PM)
user posted image

okay why am i laughing from this


--------------------

This post may contain original research or unverified claims.
Please disregard the above information and contact an administrator.

DISCLAIMER: by sending me (xgoff) a private message, you agree to the directives and their terms specified henceforth:
DIRECTIVE 1 (APPLE): i may or may not reply promptly or at all; and there are no guarantees to the usefulness of the reply. i may not acknowledge whether i have even received your private message
DIRECTIVE 2 (CHILE CON CARNE): as per my view, "private" applies only to the initial transaction, and the material of your message may or may not be made public at my discretion; as this will more than likely be a post in the CCC or IRC, you may not be able to view it
DIRECTIVE 3 (FEATHER DUSTER): you must address me (xgoff) as "Sir Master Xgofficus his Highest and Most Awesome the Third"; failure to comply with this term may invoke one or both of the above directives, and i will leave a burning bag of **** on your doorstep
DIRECTIVE 4 (BOOTSTRAP): if you have read this disclaimer, please private message me promptly, in compliance with the above terms, so i can ensure you are capable of following directions you idiot
this concludes the test of the emergency disclaimer system, your scheduled programming will now continue. satisfaction guaranteed, and 100% cash back available under certain circumstances; restrictions may or may not apply within your place of residence
NOTICE: these directives and their terms may change at any time, without notice; as a private message transaction to myself assumes an understanding and full compliance of the above, you should ensure you are fully aware of the above terms at any point before sending a private message; any message received is assumed to have been sent in compliance with the above
QUOTE
(5:25:58 PM) Mikau: xgoff
(5:26:00 PM) Mikau: guess what
(5:26:04 PM) Xgoff: chicken butt
(5:26:09 PM) Mikau: **** you
PMEmail PosterUsers WebsiteAOLMSN
Top
Paraguay CrashMan
Posted: Dec 19 2006, 08:30 AM
Quote Post


monarchs are kings
[*]

Group Icon
Group: Members
Posts: 9302
Member No.: 1899
Joined: 22-February 06

Status: (0d) [--]
Yeah, they COULD sue you for injuries.

A burgler who tripped in your house while stealing goods can sue you.

This post has been edited by Draku on Dec 19 2006, 08:30 AM


--------------------
user posted image
PMEmail PosterAOLMSN
Top
United States ZeldaFreak108
Posted: Dec 19 2006, 08:46 AM
Quote Post


if at first you dont succeed redefine success
[*]

Group Icon
Group: Members
Posts: 7000
Member No.: 39
Joined: 13-October 03

Status: (0d) [--]
just spray your house with cooking oil so the egg slides right off ;D




well...


I say give them hell

you could set up a tripod near a window to catch them in the act


--------------------
Gamertag:
Nickshorts

Wii Code
4638354374090569

Animal Crossing City Folk:
Name: Nick
Town: Pocky
Code: 4554-4070-9159

Get ready for pokemon black!! ...Eventually!
user posted image
http://mfgg.taloncrosssmurfing.com/index.p...howtopic=167562
PMUsers WebsiteAOL
Top
United States OSM
Posted: Dec 19 2006, 08:52 AM
Quote Post


R.I.P. old MFGG
[*][*]

Group Icon
Group: Banned
Posts: 13037
Member No.: 357
Joined: 30-March 04

Status: (71582621m) [XX]
egging is fun, specially on christmas eve
PMEmail PosterMSN
Top
Finland Raccoon Sam
Posted: Dec 19 2006, 08:58 AM
Quote Post


You need to get off your high horse.
[*][*][*][*][*]
[*][*][*][*]

Group Icon
Group: Members
Posts: 9707
Member No.: 1422
Joined: 6-September 05

Status: (0d) [--]
The best thing ever to do is light up a dynamite and ploot it up from the neighbor's chimney.


--------------------

user posted image
read it yo
PMEmail PosterUsers WebsiteAOLMSN
Top
Unspecified Elena
Posted: Dec 19 2006, 09:12 AM
Quote Post


Two steps ahead, one step forth!


Group Icon
Group: Banned
Posts: 158
Member No.: 2661
Joined: 13-September 06

Status: (0d) [--]
Whenever children does damage to our house, I usually get someone to beat them up.

Only children, though :P
PMEmail Poster
Top
1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:
« Next Oldest | General Chat | Next Newest »

  Topic Options Topic Options Reply to this topicStart new topicStart Poll

 




[ Script Execution time: 0.0810 ]   [ 14 queries used ]   [ GZIP Enabled ]   [ Server Load: 0.19 ]


Powered by Invision Power Board(U) v1.3 Final © 2003  IPS, Inc.