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| QUOTE (ZeldaFreak108 @ Dec 21 2006, 01:09 PM) | | and I was like "shoot me now" |
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Aww, I was looking forward to it, but if it's not as good as it's cracked up to be then I might not go, least not for a week or so.
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Ok, well, I definitely won't go tomorrow, my girlfriend and I were going to see a movie, and it came down to Pursuit of Happyness or Eragon, so we'll probably see the first one. I am looking forward to it though.
This sounds a lot like Chronicles of Narnia for some strange reason.
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I saw it, unfortunately. Here's a list of what's wrong with it;
1. for the first half of the movie I thought I was watching Star Wars. A farm boy lives with his uncle, who is killed, then meets the village loner who everything thinks is crazy. The old man turns out to be a member of a group of warriors who flourished until one of their own turned on them and killed them all. The old man teaches the farm boy how to be a warrior as they go off to save a girl and the old man is killed by a villain who can kill people by moving his hands. Sound familiar? 2. We know the evil king is evil, but only because the movie tells us that. We never learn what he did or why everyone hates him. They just say "he's not good." 3. if the king has so much power, why does he live in an unfurnished, poorly-lit, cavelike dwelling? Because it's a stereotypical evil setting? Oh, okay. 4. None of the characters interact with each other enough to believe that they any kind of relationship at all. 5. The elf girl is dying from a poison given to her by the bad guy, so they cure her... somehow. They just take her to a town and within minutes she is fine. 6. Black-haired kid shows up near the end of the film and has a whopping 3 lines of dialogue, but we're supposed to care about him for some reason. 7. Speech between characters is clunky and unnatural at best, laughable at worst. ("This wound weakens me." As opposed to empowering you? No ****.) 8. Eragon is whiny and angsty. In fact, he's Anakin Skywalker. It's hard to identify or root for a kid who is a prick. He's also inconsistent. In one scene he commands the dragon to do something because he's the rider and he says so, and in the next, he's crying, asking "why me?" 9. Durza's makeup changes 2 or 3 times through the movie with no explanation. 10. Magic is used to solve everything. Write yourself into a corner? Use your trusty deus ex machina.
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