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Posted: Dec 21 2006, 09:39 PM
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Fox News reported last night that a couple from Chicago gave their 12-year-old daughter a Zune media player as a Christmas present but the device came with a whole lot more than an instruction manual...

When Derrick Woods and Chanell Martin decided to surprise their 12-year-old daughter with a Microsoft Zune media player, they had no idea how big of a surprise they were in for. The gadget, they said, came preloaded with more than an hour of raunchy pornography.

Considering the type of content that was pre-loaded with the device, it wasn't interesting at all for the little girl:

"It was a homosexual orgy that they had video taped for an hour and 44 minutes," Chanell Martin told Fox News affiliate WFLD reporter Michelle Gielan.

The couple said the Zune package appeared to have been "tampered with" and the Zune charger was missing. When they went to complain to the Wal-Mart store where they purchased the gift, the store manager blamed the situation on Microsoft.

Now, Wal-Mart has issued a statement informing they are investigating the incident and will give a full refund plus a a $25 gift card. But the parents believe the damage has been caused already.

"What do you tell a 12-year-old child that you have five men having sex with each other? That's not a conversation that I want to have," Martin said.


Wow, that's pretty horrible, but still, asgasashg


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Posted: Dec 21 2006, 09:41 PM
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... That's horrendous.


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Posted: Dec 21 2006, 09:42 PM
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well she's corrupted now but who would do that?!?!?!


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Posted: Dec 21 2006, 09:42 PM
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So it's Microsoft's fault, eh?

Honestly, this is why I never buy anything that looks "tampered with"


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Posted: Dec 21 2006, 09:43 PM
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That's kind of really gross. Funy as hell though.


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Posted: Dec 21 2006, 09:48 PM
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QUOTE (AppleQueso @ Dec 22 2006, 02:42 AM)
So it's Microsoft's fault, eh?

No, it's some idiots fault. Nintendo isn't the only good company you know...


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Posted: Dec 21 2006, 09:51 PM
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No, it's some idiots fault. Nintendo isn't the only good company you know...

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The couple said the Zune package appeared to have been "tampered with" and the Zune charger was missing. When they went to complain to the Wal-Mart store where they purchased the gift, the store manager blamed the situation on Microsoft.




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Posted: Dec 21 2006, 09:54 PM
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Well, that's not very good.

Wait, what the hell is a "Zune"?


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Posted: Dec 21 2006, 10:08 PM
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The store manager=God?


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Posted: Dec 21 2006, 10:08 PM
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I guess the joke's on them!


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Posted: Dec 21 2006, 10:08 PM
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QUOTE (MegaTailzChao @ Dec 21 2006, 09:54 PM)
Well, that's not very good.

Wait, what the hell is a "Zune"?

Microsoft's crappy version of the Ipod


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Posted: Dec 21 2006, 10:10 PM
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QUOTE (Nnnk @ Dec 21 2006, 10:08 PM)
Microsoft's crappy version of the Ipod

Oh, I see.
Took them long enough.


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Posted: Dec 21 2006, 10:10 PM
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She sat there for two hours and then said COME LOOK!
HELP!


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Posted: Dec 21 2006, 10:12 PM
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QUOTE (TFGD @ Dec 21 2006, 10:10 PM)
She sat there for two hours and then said COME LOOK!
HELP!

It didn't say she watched the entire thing. It just said it was 1 hour and 45 minutes.


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Posted: Dec 21 2006, 10:34 PM
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parents did it as a hoax to sue

case closed.



Well... I dont know. This has happened before with digital cameras


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Posted: Dec 21 2006, 10:37 PM
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Posted: Dec 21 2006, 11:01 PM
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Sucks for her. o_O


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Posted: Dec 21 2006, 11:45 PM
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it could have at least not gay guy porn
Thats just wrong!


EDIT Im not kidding that just wrong!

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Posted: Dec 21 2006, 11:49 PM
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it could have at least not gay guy porn
Thats just wrong!


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Posted: Dec 21 2006, 11:56 PM
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I'm never purchasing a Microsoft thing until i'm 18+ now.


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