The Antagonistic April Ban List

[Trasher]

This is the list of bans for April 2007. Don't do what these jackaninnys did.

[Klobber]

Mr. T Posted a pretty huge spoiler without warning. The spoiler was a screenshot in the original post, and impossible to avoid. Debated about whether this should be warnable or not, but I think he should have known better. 1 day, and a warning was added to the post so more people won't get accidentally spoiled.

[Captain Jeff Silvers]

zantios: With only eight posts, this member has already proven he can't handle an Internet forum. See this topic for proof: he asked a really vague question about Game Maker (a question which was covered in the stickied FAQ--not our fault if you don't read it), then preceded to call another member a "retard" for--are you ready?--having a Pokemon avatar. Then, in one of the greatest shows of irony in modern history, he instructed this same member to "grow up." Whoo boy. In addition, nearly every one of his posts breaks the "no stupidity" rule.

Three day suspension.

[Trasher]

Admiral Delmore: . Perma by request.

[Captain Jeff Silvers]

I'm barely an hour into April 1 right now (CST) and already I have two suspensions.

Delmore - Requested a perma, and I obliged. Officially, he was perma'd for bypassing the swear filter.

EDIT: Beaten by Trasher, grrr.

[Captain Jeff Silvers]

I'm on a roll!

The-Chaotic-Yoshi - Posting a link to a Sonic porn website. Did you even bother to read the rules?

Four days. Please come back with more common sense.

[Jak]

BoomerXJ: Requested a permaban.. Well whatever, your decision. 99999 days

[Jak]

Teh Bunny: Shares an IP with Frostbite. There was no mention of them being siblings in the introduction topic. The art he posted in the arts board all has a very different style. I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume it's a dupe account.

Frostbite: Registered the dupe account "Teh Bunny". 7 days.

[Captain Jeff Silvers]

President_Evil: Ugh. Forget it. I'm permabanning this member. Almost immediately upon his return, President_Evil made these posts:

Flame, flame, flame,
spam, spam.

To be blunt, this user fails to justify his presence here. Nearly all his posts are offensive in some way (whether through his rude comments or a lack of intelligence). Bye.

[ShadowMan]

Diabtus: Come on, he used a Mailinator email and posted tentacle rape everywhere. There's no subtlety in that. Banned.

Every single person coming here from 4chan: I'll just pre-empt it.

[ShadowMan]

Playstation Sucks: Just posting "lol" in the Arts Board. 1 day.

[ShadowMan]

Dann Woolf: Trying to bypass the filter. 1 day.

[FanGuy]

GreenDragonXIII: Inappropriate avatar/signature and flaming. First offense, so I'll give you a chance to read the rules and clean up your act. 1 Day.

[Trasher]

fat cat: Help topic in the PPP. One day.

[Captain Jeff Silvers]

Red40298734052201: Unnecessarily short GC post. Five hours.

[Captain Jeff Silvers]

gamesmonkey: Posting a topic in Fangame Discussion without providing evidence of production (even after given numerous warnings to do so). Not our fault if you don't read the stickies.

This is this member's first offense (and it isn't a super serious one at that), so a light five hour suspension.

(Yeah, I'm gonna start cracking down on this. Not that I'll dish out super harsh punishments since it is a relatively minor offense, but it's becoming common enough to be a nuisance, and hopefully this will serve to discourage people from doing this in the future.)

[Captain Jeff Silvers]

The-Chaotic-Yoshi: Petty flamewar with Zierant. Two days.

Zierant: Petty flamewar with The-Chaotic-Yoshi. One day.

The reason TCY's ban is a day longer is that he has already been banned three times before--which is pretty ridiculous given his short time here. Meanwhile, this is Zierant's first ban.

[Captain Jeff Silvers]

glacko2021: Spamming a thread with that Japanese girl whose face is made of plastic. One day.

[Captain Jeff Silvers]

fat cat: Spamming a GC/Help! topic with "ok" (spammed once while it was in the GC, then again after it was moved to Help!). Fifteen hours.

[Klobber]

Dragonkid Spamming several topics in the arts board just to increase his post count.

Post counts are SILLY

Edit: Actually you know what, this is just blatant stupidity and I've said over and over that I'd be cracking down on it. Maybe a harsher banhammer is what we need to weed out non-contributing people who are only here to ***** themselves out in DRAW ME topics or spam to increase their post count.