The Antagonistic April Ban List

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Pipo Stanley: Requested a permaban for personal reasons. I don't support your decision, but it really is up to you.

Dann Woolf: Calling somebody a "dumbass" because they didn't know HAL was responsible for creating the Smash Bros. games. Two days.

Excrement Into Marmalade: Posting a ridiculous joke topic in the GC and continuing his shtick even though people told him to stop (and after he acknowledged it was a joke). All his other posts have also had the pretentious gimmick to them, and there's no way this can't be a joke account.

Dimentio: Three day suspension for posting a Help! topic in the PPP. The reason this suspension is so harsh:

1. user tried to cover up the offense by editing his posts.
2. user has a horrible history with suspensions in a very short time span.

Geek Lord: Spamming this:

in a thread about the PPP no longer increasing post count.

Ten days for anti-stupidity due to long track record of stupidity.. DON'T COME BACK IF YOU CAN'T BE AN IDIOT.

luigi jr:

Permabanned.

Kenny: Telling someone to get out. One day.

Citizen #1704:

One day.

Dann Woolf: Continuing a locked topic, probably intending to piss off Capt Olimar. 2 days.

EDIT: Apparently Dann's topic was created after the topic in question was locked, but the ban still stands for the harassment issue. Reduced to one day.

T-man:: Telling somebody to "go away" because they don't like the Wii (or, more specifically, that they have only one "positive comment" about the system). Somebody disliking your favorite video game console doesn't give you license to be a jerk. Twelve hours.

Spoon: Posting a Goatse topic. It actually wouldn't have been a big deal since most of the pictures weren't graphic, but there was one that was pretty explicit (albeit cartoony). I'm giving this user three days because c'mon, why the hell would you even do that?

Kritter: Losing his s*** over a temporary PPP Javascript joke. The ban was originally for one day, but after going over the topic a bit more and considering his past history, I bumped it to three days.

EDIT BY SHADOWMAN: Permabanned at request.

Shivo: All signs point to MechaBowser.

Dimentio: Goddamnit. A week suspension for telling Ravan to "GTFO" and "go back to Pixeltendo."

Due to this user's ridiculous suspension history, I'm placing him on probation when he returns. The most minor of infractions may result in a permban after that. He's been here for about three weeks and already he has a warn log that rivals most veterans'.

fat cat: After a member posted a link to his website:

One day.

Dann Woolf: Flaming Blinky for talking about his dreams. 2 days.

MFGG Fails: Preemptive strike against an obvious troll account.

Cloakbass: Bumping a 3-month-old Delmore topic just to say "Delmore's great legacy shall never be forgotten." User has been banned repeatedly in the past for similar bumps, so he can't claim ignorance. One day.

Cloakbass: Whoops; Cloakbass wasn't the individual who bumped the aforementioned topic. Ban revoked with apologies.

PsiGuy: Bumping a 3-month-old topic for no legitimate reason. Six hour ban.