A hilarious bizzare story, I know, I submit too many of em

[YoshiOverlord#33;]

A new 9 chapter adventure in the ever expanding realm of Funworld Productions.
This story features a huge galaxy filled with crazy creatures, wild adventures, a mad scientist obsessed with rainy weather, airship construction bases, a mass media controlled and infiltrated by floating orange giant eyestalked crystal people from Mars, ruled over by a mysterious power hungry purple draconian, and most of all, a small green antennied guy named Plorshy whose parents are not from the same world as his.


And in order to save his galaxy, he teams up with a familiar hero made out of ice cream…



A LONG TIME AGO…

IN A GALAXY FAR FAR FARRRRRRRRRRRRR
FAR AWAY….



Plorshy ParaGlox and the Power of the Cosmos

Chapter 1: The Beginning, and how things changed

In the very early premature unrecorded years of the universe, no inhabitants of any planet would ever question whether or not life existed outside of their planetary boundaries. A strong overwhelming sagacity of uncontrollable chaos and cosmic brotherhood permeated the entire galaxy, and beyond. Although occasional wars were fought, every planet was equipped with the proper technology that was vital and indispensable in order to defend themselves. There was rarely any doubt that the universe was a good wholesome all around decent clubhouse hangout, and overall everything was pretty smooth and cool. Then one fateful yet somewhat humerous day, things well, changed somewhat, causing many planets to fall under a quarentine. It all happened in the PazalWarp system on the Planet Sneeshel Vector in the year 57983 D.Z.
Sneeshel Vector was a vast glorious sun drenched planet with beautiful illustrious forests, lakes, cities and mountains. But mostly lakes, as it was home exclusively to a race of astral fish people, known ironically as “Space Fish”. The space fish of Sneeshel Vector loved to say “GLUB” and eat sand worms. There was never a dull moment on the Planet Sneeshel Vector. Our heroic story’s main focus point is ironically on the hero of the story, a small young green Sneeshel Vectorian named Plorshy ParaGlox. He was a tiny hilarious looking friendly green antennied creature with two arms, two legs, eyes, etc, you get the picture. When Plorshy was a young lil green laddie, he didn’t have a care in the world. He simply ate, slept, did his homework, went fishing, and drank Inter Stellar sodas. He lived in the small seaside town of Geishal with two Loptopians Larry and Marry Lightspeed from Planet Plinky who had adopted him.
Plorshy never thought about the spooky fact that his last name rhymed with Paradox, or that his real parents weren’t even from his home planet, or that one day the task of saving the universe would fall upon him due to destiny. Yes Plorshy’s parents were airship builders from Zorba. Plorshy’s father was the inventor of the very first airship, what is known today as a spaceship. Plorshy’s father was named Snorshy, and he was a universe reknowned Zorbanian, who had almost single handedly created and patented the invention giving one the ability to travel from one planet to another.
However one day, right before he was about to unveil his most advanced creation to the intergalactic public, he mysteriously vanished. According to a red dragon reporter named Zashlar, who worked for the infiltrated and corrupt Sneeshel Vectorian and Zorbanian media, he had allegedly been sucked into a black hole on his way to a pres conference. Most had suspicions that draconians Zasher and Vale were the ones behind his dissapearance. When Plorshy’s mother Zamorshky Zendisorala heard this, she couldn’t handle the disturbing news about her husband, and left the task of raising Plorshy to her two must trusted friends, Larry and Marry Lightspeed, and decided that the planet Sneeshel Vector was a more hospitable less polluted and less war-torn place for her son to live.
Zorba had recently been the target of many attacks from space bandits, and even before the dissapearance of Plorshy’s father, Zamorshky Zendisorala had considered taking up residence on the planet Sneeshel Vector. So it was then that Plorshy was adopted and taken to Sneeshel Vector, but it wasn’t long before Plorshy realized he wasn’t a true Sneeshel Vectorian at all. Sneeshel Vector was mainly a water planet. Plorshy came from a land planet. So Plorshy was considered a major oddball, because for one thing, he wasn’t a fish, and his parents who had adopted him were very snail-like, had long eyestalks and came from the Plinky Planet. But Plorshy was happy in spite of this. He loved to go surfing, eat sand worms and raw crawdaddies, and most of all, he loved getting suntans. But one day, when Plorshy was 8 light years old, the fact that he didn’t fit in with the fishy fish fellowship came to haunt him in hilarious ways.





Chapter 2: “I’m not a fish, but I still have civil rights”


One day when Plorshy was building sand castles near his mud hut, two young fishies walked up to him.
“Just who exactly are you?” asked one of the fishies, with a bewildered and dumbfounded look. He had never seen a zorbanian immigrant before.
“I’ve really never seen someone who looks like you before. Are you an illegal alien?” asked the other fish.
“No, no, newww, I’m Plorshy, and I’m an authentic purebred full blooded Sneeshel Vectorian, and just becewz I dewn’t look exactly like yew two doesn’t mean I’m not entitled to live here! My pawent’s airship bwoke years ago anyway, there’s no way I could leave!” said Plorshy.
“Say GLUB!” demanded one of the fishies.
“GLEWB!” replied Plorshy. The two fishies were confused.
“Not Glewb, GLUB!” said one of the fishies.
“GLUB!” responded Plorshy.
“Say it like you mean it!” demanded the other fishy.
“GLUB! GLUB GLUB! GLUB!” shouted Plorshy.
“Hmm, not half bad! Maybe your social life isn’t doomed after all!” declared one of the fish children.
“But the most important thing about being a fish is being able to dance!” said the other smaller fishie.
“That’s right. You have to be able to DANCE like a fish to truly BE a fish!” exclaimed the taller fishy.
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[Kyog Wave]

Isinst this supposed to be an art board?

[Frogjester]

That was not in the least bit hilariously bizzare.