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Posted: Apr 18 2007, 11:03 PM
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A case of mild autism has made him extremely sensitive to noise. Vincelette, who lives in a spaceship-style house, thinks music, especially top 40, rap and rock 'n' roll, "sounds the same way feces smells."

Vincelette used his genius-level IQ and parts of household microwave ovens to develop a makeshift device that uses electromagnetic waves to temporarily jam the circuitry of his neighbors' stereos.


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In the spring of 1977, when he was a graduate student at the University of Georgia, he got into a confrontation with a woman who was smoking cigarettes nearby.

She blew smoke in his face. He took out a spray can filled with tear gas and fired it at her face. It also hit her boyfriend's face.



This guy is a complete asshole, but holy hell this is probably the funniest and weirdest thing I've read all day. It's like something from a comic book.

He lives in a UFO and uses wacky inventions to harass his neighbors.
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Posted: Apr 18 2007, 11:04 PM
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Posted: Apr 18 2007, 11:04 PM
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Posted: Apr 18 2007, 11:07 PM
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Apologies for the nostalgia.
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Posted: Apr 18 2007, 11:08 PM
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That's ****ing awesome.

Gotta love harassing neighbors.


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Unspecified Roxxorz Your Boxxorz
Posted: Apr 18 2007, 11:09 PM
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Because of the picture and Klobber's comment at bottom, this reminds me of some kind of movie trailer.
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Posted: Apr 18 2007, 11:12 PM
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Posted: Apr 18 2007, 11:15 PM
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Posted: Apr 18 2007, 11:25 PM
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California Penal Code Section 261.5
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Posted: Apr 18 2007, 11:26 PM
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The device -- fashioned from the magnetrons of microwaves, copper sheeting, soldering paste and an electric fan -- probably is illegal, said Delaware State police Cpl. Jeff Whitmarsh.


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Posted: Apr 18 2007, 11:30 PM
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Like I said to Klobber over AIM, it might just be that I'm in a "bleh" sort of mood, but other than this guy's UFO house, I find him very not awesome. He's basically being a dick because he has a condition and he thinks that gives him license to make other people miserable. He shot a neighbor's dog because it was barking. How isn't that f***ed up?


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Posted: Apr 18 2007, 11:30 PM
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Congratulations on the mess you made of things
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That's a pretty cool way to shut up your neighbor's overly loud stereo, huh?

Well, except for the dog part, which I just read about in Jeff's post.

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Posted: Apr 18 2007, 11:38 PM
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It just must be the immense volume of different, weird, and excentric. Definately excentric.


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Posted: Apr 18 2007, 11:40 PM
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You know, I have to salute Klobber for making an excellent topic title.
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Posted: Apr 18 2007, 11:49 PM
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QUOTE (Captain Jeff Silvers @ Apr 19 2007, 12:30 AM)
Like I said to Klobber over AIM, it might just be that I'm in a "bleh" sort of mood, but other than this guy's UFO house, I find him very not awesome. He's basically being a dick because he has a condition and he thinks that gives him license to make other people miserable. He shot a neighbor's dog because it was barking. How isn't that f***ed up?

Why don't you become his arch-nemesis, Soundman
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Posted: Apr 19 2007, 12:14 AM
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I know how he feels.

I'm sensitive to bright light, but I at least can control myself.


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Australia PSI Guy
Posted: Apr 19 2007, 01:12 AM
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I HAVE HAD THIS AVATAR FOR EONS
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Psychopath.


Reminds me of those Selby th Talking Dog books how there is a dude who hates music who's in a comic he reads and Wanda Wonderful or something loves msuic and stuff.


Anyhoo let's go kill him and steal his house. And play overly loud music on our game consoles.


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Posted: Apr 19 2007, 01:29 AM
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Posted: Apr 19 2007, 01:36 AM
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That...that's just weird.
Dr. Seuss called, he wants his wackiness back.


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Posted: Apr 19 2007, 03:21 AM
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QUOTE (Klobber @ Apr 19 2007, 03:49 PM)
Why don't you become his arch-nemesis, Soundman

Speaking of potentual arch-nemesi, I don't think Metallica have been too busy lately...
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