and the mexican god says "OCHO MIL, por favor"

This topic FINALY got cool.

Now more importantly, reviewing each and every single possible town neighbor.

Let's start with the duck lad named

Bill


Currently residing in my own town, Bill automatically receives points for being a duck, and not totally weird looking. I give him a 5/5

Unfortunately where there's good there is also evil

Pate


Also currently residing in my town, he does get duck points, but this he and or she is a freak. Go away please. 2/5

Then you have an inbetweener kinda guy

Mallary



Mallary used to be a resident in our GCN AC town, probably long gone by now. Very interesting character because the hairdo and stern eyes make you think "Hitler Duck" and yet the mustache is nowhere to be found. 4/5

Some I just can't feasibly find anything to say about.

Weber


I have never had the pleasure of Weber intruding any towns of mine, but he has a butt ugly haircut and his eyes are beginning to drip off his face. 2/5

Now THIS is more like it

Joey


Yes, Joey! Sadly I've never encountered Joey on the game myself, but his heavy grey eyebrows and dot eyes confirms he'd be a welcome edition. If there were a top tier AC characters list he should be on it. 5/5

Does he ban himself from your town?

EDIT: that may be why he hasn't shown up yet

This post has been edited by Draco Icebane on Aug 23 2007, 04:19 AM

He was one of the first animals I meat in my GCN town. He was of clumsy nature so we became friends easily...



However he was the first to move away. I never saw him again.

UGH

Pompom


Who could love this thing? Used to reside in my AC town, so glad she ain't there no more. Annoying and uglier than a brick wall. 2/5

. . .

Freckles


Why does this thing exist? I'm sorry, it doesn't even deserve the duck points. 0/5

edit: Excuse me I forgot to label the freak

This post has been edited by Startscream on Aug 23 2007, 04:22 AM

Reading 123James post makes me quite sad. Usually you have a couple of Animals that you come to recognize in you town when you first play and they'll always have a place in your heart as "the things that were first there and that I cling unto to recognize where the heck I am". This next one is much like that to me!

Derwin


Derwin is not a looker, however, he was one of the original citizens on our GCN town and was a fan favorite. He and Scoot, the next citizen coming up surprisingly, gave us a true AC experience just as I'm sure the other animals with his cloned personality would have. But he was one of the first for us so YEA. 4/5

START YOUR ENGINES

Scoot


Scoot has come to town! Much like I wonder how anyone could love Pompom, I wonder how ANYONE could hate Scoot! His shady looking eyes coupled with the safety helmet in case he mindlessly wrecks into a tree creates a priceless combo. And, he was one of our first citizens so once again, YEA. 5/5

By the order of animals in the site I'm leeching off of, I'd have to assume this is the last of the duck family. And what a sad note to end on.

Deena


I thought Pompom was bad, this thing wanted to be Scoot and failed. What a waste. 2/5

Yea, Deena was kinda blah...

Aardvark's are such weird creatures. I've never had one visit any of my towns, and I can't decide if it's a blessing or a curse.

Nosegay


Wait what? Did I read this guy's name right? Nosegay?! Is that a legitimate name? Apparently the most normal looking of his...or her kind, this thing just comes out looking pretty average to me. Seriously, Nosegay? 3/5

I don't know, but it is an article of clothing and it is worn by girls at weddings, either that or it's some body part you're more worried about at weddings

This post has been edited by Draco Icebane on Aug 23 2007, 04:37 AM

Well I guess Nintendo will use anything for a name. Kind of weird but at least it's a legitimate...something.

Pango


Apparently going for style points, Pango can be seen making a pose here in what seems to be the latest hobo fashion. Much like Nosegay, pretty average animal by the looks of it. Seriously, Nosegay? 3/5

It's a girl. I've hade her in my town once. I'd give her that score too.

edit: same for Pango

This post has been edited by 123James on Aug 23 2007, 04:42 AM

Yes I mentioned the eyebrows on Joey but did I mention that heavy eyebrows always lead to secret bonus points?!

Cyrano


This is more like it! As I've said I've never actually gone face to face with an aardvark in my towns but it's no mystery that this would be the one to have. He looks like he's just conquered a kingdom, or ate soup or something. 5/5

You occasionally have the animals you don't like but Nintendo did such a good job at making you not like em that they deserve points.

Snooty


What stuck up jerk. All you have to do is look at her and her name. Then you want to punch her in the face. It's amazing! 4/5