and the mexican god says "OCHO MIL, por favor"

Skip this post if you haven't watched the Yellow Submarine.

Zoe


What the heck?! Is she wearing a mask or is that an additional face or what. All that comes to mind is the Nowhere Man. I won't understand him and I certainly won't understand her. 0/5

What a sad life. I've never owned a dog ;_; I'd want a cat anyway but whatever. I'll put it on my todo list. That being said, I'm forewarning anyone with real "top dog" knowledge that I have no idea what species the following contenders are supposed to be representing, so bare with me.

Daisy


Almost seems like Daisy came to town one day. Although I'm sure I would've remembered something with blue eyebrows. Mostly everything else about Daisy's mediocre though, so maybe not. 3/5

Behold as I amaze you with my limited knowledge I DO possess about dogs! For I know that this next one must be a golden retriever, for it's name is none other than...

Goldie


It's kinda cute but it loses major puntos for it's mouth hanging so low. I suppose it's better than some things, but I can be picky if I want to. 3/5

I never owned a dog but that didn't stop me from the possession of the highly loveable toy craze Pound Puppies! Actually, I'm kinda wondering if anyone knows about Pound Puppies anymore.

Bea


The Pound Puppies reference was brought up because that's all this thing reminds me of. If anything, you gotta love it for it's smug look. 4/5

Sometimes I think these pics don't do the animal's justice. Especially since I'm so lazily uploading them and guys like Bea lose the whites of their eyes.

Bones


Finally, another animal I have had as a citizen. I think he looked better in game. Poor Bones, I'll always remember you as a victim of circumstance. 2/5

Ok this guy confirms that these promo pics don't do justice all the time.

Butch


What's supposed to be a tough dog with a mean face is shattered by a horrible looking outfit. No manly man wears white with gray-ninja-star things plastered all over it. Actually I've never met Butch, which no starts me thinking...is this a male or a female dog?! Perhaps I was wrong, the picture does do justice and the name Butch is more fitting than I could've ever known! 5/5

And now to rant more about names. With Snooty you could've looked at her and probably come up with the name Snooty off of your head. But sometimes, the name makes the character.

Lucky


Look at him Try real quickly to forget the name. The guy's a mummy dog! How cool is that, an un-dead dog in your town! I've never had him in my town but you bet your boots he sure is welcome any time! Now remember the name. Lucky. It's probably just me but Lucky starts to get me thinking about those "miracle movies" where little Timmy's gonna die but he doesn't. Now I look at Lucky here and I stop thinking "mummy" and start thinking "bandaged dog". Did he have a close encounter with a lawn mower or something?! Poor Lucky! 5/5

Bleh.

Cookie


More mediocrity in my opinion. Maybe Animal Crossing has just made me desensitized to pink dogs and rainbow colored elephants but I just see nothing special in Cookie. Used to have a residence in one of our towns, forgot which one. Sorry Cookie. 3/5

It's on the tip of my tongue.

Maddie


I totally know what type of dog this is, but I don't know the exact name. I almost wanna look it up. Whatever, Maddie gives me a pompous vibe and she has the same stupid smile as Cookie, so less points for her. 2/5

The crap kind of name is Cookie?

AND OUT OF THE DEPTHS OF MEDIOCRITY COMES

Biskit


Oh yea! Biskit! Another dude I've never had the pleasure of having in my town but would make a fine addition. Made up of bright orange and what appear to be green striped ears, this dude's key feature (if you haven't noticed) is his soul-less eyes. Stare into them and accept Biskit as your king. 5/5

I've met him.

A sweet name :>>>>

Portia


I'm taking a break after this one, it's been 25 animals and it's wayyyy past bedtime. To be brief, Portia has creepy yellow eyes and nobody loves her. 2/5

Should I continue this?

Meh whatever


Ace

This guy is cool cause he's all like "whatever". 5/5

Totally agree 8) Also, I'm gonna follow your alphabetical listing from now on rather than the "By Animal" list I was doin before.

Admiral


Check out them eyes! Admiral kind of has a contradicting cute/mean look to him, which ends up producing a weird character, but he ain't all that bad. 3/5

Movie stars ahead!

Alfonso


If you haven't watched any of the clips from the AC movie, let me forewarn you that this guy's featured in it. I don't think I've ever had a crocodile in my town, but this is surely not one of the cooler ones. Whatta dope 2/5

This post has been edited by Startscream on Aug 25 2007, 02:39 AM

Croc's with lipstick?!

Alli


Apparently the prostitute crocodile (or alligator, I honestly don't know), Alli wears eye shadow, blush, lipstick, and has bumps all over her face. Oh and can't forget the creepy yellow eyes. 2/5

VERY vaguely resembles Necky...

Amelia


Actually never mind, Amelia reminds me more of those bird things from Super Mario Bros. 2. The point is they all look abnormal, but not in the cute kind of way. Maybe her personality makes up for it. Maybe not. 2/5

This topic still exists?


Wow.

I've never eaten anchovies on my pizza, but if the turtles hate it then hey.

Anchovy


Well, he's a bird, he's got those thick eyebrows, and he's staring into your soul. Giving him anything less than a 4 would be against the law (some sort of strange, crazy law). 4/5