and the mexican god says "OCHO MIL, por favor"

Some of them speak (or squeak) to me, I swear.

Anicotti


A sly, sickly green colored mouse with a smooth hairdo. It's emotion's got personality, it's look has personality, even it's name is endowed with some kind of personality. Personally I give it a 4/5

He's mean, he's gruff, he's got the right stuff!

Apollo


Another villager who's actually been in my towns, he's also featured in the movie drinkin' at the bar. His picture doesn't deliver the gruff attitude I see from him in the game, so I can only assume he's trying to save face. I'd call him the all American eagle but he doesn't have brown feathers. 3/5

This game certainly has a bunch more species than I knew about. Why do I never get any of the WEIRD weirdos?!

Astrid


Jumpin' jitterbugs it's a kangaroo and a joey too! This particular specimen features a green sparkle around its eyes, as does its kid. Kinda makes it look like a mexican wrestler. 4/5

Fwa fwa it's penguin time!

Aurora


This one kinda bugs me. It's a penguin with a fitting name, and I want to think it's cute, but it's just too...generic. Some of the animals in AC have a real mess on their face and I wish they'd stop trying to pretty themselves up, but this one's lacking something. Maybe give it a beanie or something. 3/5

Wonder if there's any blatant Mickey Mouse ripoffs in here...

Ava


Ava sports the old time cartoony eyes and I believe used to be in our GCN town. Pretty interesting look actually but I can't shake the fact that she was probably annoying. 3/5

An elephant never forgets and you never forget a grinning elephant. Or so the saying goes.

Axel


Used to be in our GCN town, it's hard to hate a blue elephant. But that grin pierces though me in ways I can't say. He's gonna backstab me one day I know it, but until then... 5/5

They may have different ethnicities, but inside, they're all animals with giant heads.

Aziz


Wasn't that the name of the pizza guy in Spider-Man? Aziz has either a laid-back look or a creeping-I'm-gonna-kill-you look, all depending on whether you're an optimist or a pessimist. In the same way, you get to decide if the blue mane indicates sadness or just looks cool. 4/5

NAME JOKE

Baarbara


haha I get it. 2/5

Bangles and bagels are both round. Surely there is some deeper connection though...

Bangle


You gotta work pretty hard to look dumber than Tony the Tiger, and so I commend Bangle for all of her effort. Good job! 2/5

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The name jokes don't cease

Belle


Ok this one isn't as much of a joke I guess, more just playing off the fact Belle is a cow. While still cartoony, Belle is like Aurora in that they both have generic looks. Wonder if there's an cow called Mooses? 3/5

BIG OL

Bertha


Hippos are fat and Bertha's no exception. Ok that last sentence was pretty bad, it was like saying "Cats meow and Kitty here is no exception!". I'm filled with shame and regret. 2/5

Mmmm ice cream

Bessie


Pretty traditional cow name, Bessie is indeed a blue cow. Which makes me think of blue bell. Which makes me think of ice cream. I'm gonna chillax like Bessie's doin and come back another time. 3/5

thank you for your very valuable input

Betty


Uhhhhhhhh..... I give her a 2/5 because I have nothing to say

Biff


Biff is a guy you wouldn't want to mess with. And he has a big head. HAHAHHAHAH 5/5

Bill


Bill is a happy-go-lucky duck that has big eyes that make all the girls go all over him. Cute and cool is an awesome combination 5/5

you win sir

please have this bag of awesome

it's empty just in case you overflow

this guy is a cool friend ever since gc ac!