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Sweden DJ Elly
Posted: Jul 2 2007, 12:27 PM
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<Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little ****s in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little ****s that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the ****ing skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little ****’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little **** he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “****! ****!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “****! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! ****!.” By now, the kid is scared ****less and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m ****ING HIV POSITIVE.”
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just ****ed up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my **** from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the **** she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.




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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 12:30 PM
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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 12:31 PM
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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 12:32 PM
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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 12:33 PM
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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 12:49 PM
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QUOTE (LuigiFan @ Jul 2 2007, 01:32 PM)
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Couldn't have said it better.

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Pie is not random. I wish people would realize this.
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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 12:52 PM
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Wow. That's the funniest thing that I've read in much longer than a week.


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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 12:58 PM
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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 01:03 PM
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Oh my god...

That is hillarious.


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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 01:08 PM
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owned, yes.
This woman will from now on care for her kid.
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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 01:14 PM
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injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere
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Oh my god.

It hurts.

My chest...

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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 01:16 PM
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Same here. It's not true though, right?
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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 01:17 PM
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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 01:19 PM
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QUOTE (Captain Chicken Soup @ Jul 2 2007, 02:16 PM)
Same here. It's not true though, right?

it's still logical


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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 01:20 PM
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That website is awesome.

also

http://bash.org/?207373

SWEAR WARNING.

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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 01:48 PM
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QUOTE (Captain Chicken Soup @ Jul 2 2007, 02:20 PM)
That website is awesome.

also

http://bash.org/?207373

Swear warning for that.


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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 01:51 PM
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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 01:54 PM
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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 01:55 PM
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haha
thats what I would of said if a kid bit me and his mom was yelling at me for no reason


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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:04 PM
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