This is the funniest thing I've read all week!

<Bobo> what's wrong with being a homosexual?
<klong> it's gay

<green> We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks.
<Frank> How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the ****ing plants

Freaking amazing

@ first post: Bite or not, that was just a kid. And saying what this $@%!ing ***** did to the kid's mother... not only that but in front of everybody... I'd $@%!ing beat that retarded ****** with a two by four until he bled his brains out, rip his balls off and then feed each of his limbs to a meat grinder. Any remains will then by turned to ash and used as soil for my neighbor's garden.

This post has been edited by SonicProject on Jul 3 2007, 09:43 AM

My, aren't you violent.

Seriously, you're overreacting.

I can be but they're just words (not actions). I don't think I'm overreacting. That was pretty damn cold what he said.

This post has been edited by SonicProject on Jul 3 2007, 10:34 AM

Well it should have taught the parent and hopefully the kid a lesson.

That is no way to teach anyone anything.

If anything it probably caused panic rather than education. And what if that guy really was HIV positive?

The Fishchaser: we should tell the japaneese we found a planet full of giant tentacle monsters and their females are somehow little school girls
The Fishchaser: we'll be going faster than the speed of light in a week

That's the whole point. What if he did?

ASDASF.

<muse06> you ever think god gets stoned?
<humphrey> have you ever seen a platypus?

THEN THE KID IS IN A HEAP OF TROUBLE!

VisionSixTwo: In history class, our history teacher has a somewhat sporadic style of writing on the chalkboard.
VisionSixTwo: for some reason, she wrote "HitlerxMussolini". I forget why.
VisionSixTwo: I have suggested to Allison that wingfic must be written
Arch mage144: "Adolf," moaned Benito softly. "Your moustache. It tickles me so."

<falafel> i'm about done with this sodacan castle around my computer monitor
<falafel> well atleast the right wing
<falafel> i still have the top to defend and get some cover over the left flank
<falafel> and i have to do it quickly before the mentos monsters complete the building of their military base

<Adun|Oblivion> "The ejaculation of a dolphin carries so much force with it, that it could decapitate you."
<ChaosSmurf> You know
<ChaosSmurf> This is why Dolphins are ALWAYS happy
<ChaosSmurf> They're just sitting there going "Yeah, *****es, I can decapitate you with my sperm"

<PetTeacher> If you could fight any celebrity who would it be?
<C0pp4F33l> michael flatly
<Protegemoi> ugh... Paris Hilton definitely
<Exostetic> Stephen Hawking.

ffffff

This post has been edited by juliocesarf on Jul 3 2007, 01:32 PM

Has the Tampax one been posted yet?

The ones you jam in, or the ones you hammer in?

WHAT ABOUT THE ONE WITH THE BLOODY GUY BUYING A TAMPON

Which would, effectively, teach him a lesson.

I don't get that one. Did you miss copying/pasteing something before it or something?

Oh yeah and

<glasnost> i was pasting it for everyone else -[
<glasnost> err
<glasnost> =]
<glasnost> ****ing sad cyclops instead of happy 2-eyes