This is the funniest thing I've read all week!

<nido> am i on the internet

<Mishmashi> yesterday i got bisexual services

<kolby> learn so grahmar(sp? ;[) and get back to me

<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long

<Wind-X> and ***** butter and jelly make a good sandwich

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm
being an asshole -
<ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK ****s

<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops

Best. Ever.

*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)


hahaha ow wow

<Coyote27> They see me chocoboin'
<Coyote27> they be hatin'
<Coyote27> tryin' to catch me ridin' birdy

<Mike> Kentucky Freud Chicken
<Mike> It's Mother-****in' good.

This post has been edited by El Huesudo II on Jul 3 2007, 06:07 PM

Winner. Thread over.

<Galactic> you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
<Galactic> I mean that is just some ****ED UP ****
<Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example
<Galactic> I dunno man... if I were him I'd be ****ing KILLING some kids
<Galactic> I remember a commercial where the ****in rabbit WENT INTO A ****IN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN ****IN MONEY.
<Galactic> ****in kids came outta NOWHERE and basically ****in mug the poor stupid ***** rabbit
<Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
<Galactic> ****in rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
<Galactic> **** NO that wouldn't fly with me
<Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those ****in *****es
<Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them *****es and THEN beat the **** out of them some more.
<Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a ****in kid?
<Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
<Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
<Galactic> NO.
<Galactic> I'd be thinking
<Galactic> "that's a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the **** was I just smoking?"
<Galactic> another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
<Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
<Galactic> they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a ****in grapefruit... who the **** eats a breakfast that big
<Flaming_Duck> not me
<Flaming Duck> I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
<Flaming_Duck> I mean, I eat when I get up
<Flaming_Duck> but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
<FLaming_Suck> *****, you make my ****ing sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the ****ing money
<Flaming_Duck> don't give me that ****.
<Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots...
<Galactic> Lucky Charms.
<Galactic> ****ING LUCKY CHARMS
<Galactic> Lucky can turn the ****ing MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of ****ing 6 year olds?!?!?
<Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky.
<Galactic> I KNOW your ***** ass has got to have a "Blow the ****ing kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
<Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those *****es.
<Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
<Galactic> ....
<Galactic> KILL THEM, *****!
<Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here
<Galactic> it's just always bothered me."

Ah bash.. Seriously though, you guys only just heard of this?

I live under a rock.

And I suppose beating the guy with a two by four until he bleeds his brains out, rip his balls off and feed each of his limbs to a meat grinder, after which any remains are turned to ash and used as soil for your neighbor's garden would be a better way of teaching someone a lesson?

...

ps http://bash.org/?46598 swear warning~

This post has been edited by Draku on Jul 3 2007, 09:10 PM

Flawless victory.

<Hawkeye> Spiderman reminds me of adolesence. One day a teenage guy wakes up with muscles, hair in new places and the ability to spray white sticky goo around the house.

sdf awesome

SWEAR WARNING AND SEXUAL CONTENT (not major) WARNING

http://www.bash.org/?454203

<M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ?
<p5Ds13a06> you cant buy alcoholics
<p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you home for free

<Zenith> So I was at work today, signing for a package from UPS..
<Zenith> When the FedEx guy walks in with a package of his own.
<Zenith> And at that EXACT moment, a customer changes the channel to TBS and the Mortal Kombat movie is on, right when the fight theme music starts.
<Nigma> Did they break out into a delivery duel to the death?
<Zenith> I was prepared for parcel projectiles and fedex fatalities.
<Zenith> They eyed each other, and I knew something was about to happen...
<Zenith> But then the guy changed the channel to "Trading Spaces" and the fight was over.

Freaking WINNER.

thread over