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This is the funniest thing I've read all week!

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Lemmy

Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:12 PM

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okay I officially love bash.org

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<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some ****** named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother ****er

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<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

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<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

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<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a ****en impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally

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Raccoon Sam

Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:12 PM

You need to get off your high horse.
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QUOTE (Dann Woolf @ Jul 2 2007, 01:54 PM)

<Mac> Hi I'm a mac
<PC> And I'm a PC
<Mac> So what you doing PC?
<PC> Upgrading my Graphics card, RAM and Processor.
<Mac> Oh.... Ummmm
<PC> Don't you just love a good upgrade!
<Mac> Well actually, I can't. If you want to upgrade you'll have to buy a new system.......

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read it yo

Lemmy

Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:13 PM

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<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

hshdfhg I'm laughing really hard right now

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DJ Elly	Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:13 PM
Take off every 'Zan' Group: Members Posts: 23364 Member No.: 1675 Joined: 28-November 05 Status: (0d)	<Percy> No wonder this place is empty. <Percy> Who uses windows 95? <Percy> No one. <Percy> It's like seeing a mac gamer. <Percy> Doesn't happen. -------------------- Hey

Lemmy

Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:14 PM

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<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> *****.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> *****.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> *****.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> *****.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> *******

seriously these are astonishing

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LuigiFan

Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:17 PM

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QUOTE (Captain Chicken Soup @ Jul 2 2007, 02:20 PM)

That website is awesome.

also

http://bash.org/?207373

SWEAR WARNING.

oh god sfgsdfh

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Sponge	Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:18 PM
Goodnight MFGG 2.0 Group: Members Posts: 2609 Member No.: 2989 Joined: 26-November 06 Status: (0d)	I can't stop laughing XD -------------------- So I called her spaaaaniiisssh eeeyees~

Lemmy	Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:19 PM
GOODBYE DINOSAWS Group: Members Posts: 3338 Member No.: 1638 Joined: 13-November 05 Status: (0d)	<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you ** on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it <peng> ... <peng> what? <VolteFace`> oh <VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP <Sonium> someone speak python here? <lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS <lucky> SSSSS <Sonium> the programming language <Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid <V-girl> i belong with the other 13% <@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now <@Sony> ........... <@Sony> TMI TMI TMI <@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing <Malpine> Thanks for the info <@David> eh? <@David> damn i meant PAID <@David> I get PAID today <@David> dammit <ohm> damn <ohm> <ohm> DAMN <ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up <ohm> <ohm> i go like this to her <ohm> "i want to suck on your clit" <ohm> <calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator <ecoli> ew. <ecoli> wait, you "caught" him? <ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store? <Aero> he doesnt answer * Quits: calin (No route to host) -------------------- This house is clean.

Raccoon Sam	Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:21 PM
You need to get off your high horse. Group: Members Posts: 9707 Member No.: 1422 Joined: 6-September 05 Status: (0d)	The fact that I've read all these a billion times makes me regret I even read them back then Funny stuff, really. -------------------- read it yo

Ziso

Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:24 PM

Should I be concerned?
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<Doomer> i want to compile some kind of calculater
<Doomer> its my first good program
<fraggle> er what language is it in
<Doomer> uh
<Doomer> wait
<Doomer> english

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Lemmy	Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:24 PM
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Dann Woolf	Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:28 PM
Standard Member Group: Banned Posts: 5154 Member No.: 2215 Joined: 20-June 06 Status: (71582604m)	<Scotty> Oh my **ing God. I just spent the best 20 dollars of my life. On a bet, anyway. <Scotty> After school, me and my friends went to the drug store. <Scotty> And my friend brought a box of condoms to the counter. <Scotty> And she scanned them. <Scotty> And he acted like he didn't have enough money. <Scotty> He was like, ", I'll be right back." <Scotty> So he puts the condoms back, and comes back with a bag of rubber bands in one hand and a box of plastic wrap in the other. <Scotty> Oh my ing God <Scotty> Until the day I die <Scotty> I will never forget that lady's face. <DanT> haha <Scotty> Best bet I've ever lost. -------------------- Current ref.** People who drew/sprited me! Lyle Piratehog IV Pearl info: Daniel 4296-0342-0986

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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:32 PM

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<illfates> the first time I had an orgasm
<illfates> i had my dick buried all the way into a stuffed animal
<illfates> a kangaroo named "Fred"

aslhalfhlakhglka

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LuigiFan	Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:34 PM
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Dann Woolf

Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:35 PM

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QUOTE (Raccoon Sam @ Jul 2 2007, 08:12 PM)

How was I supposed to know that? I'm not a Mac user!

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Parakarry	Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:37 PM
Mail call! Group: Site Staff Posts: 30359 Member No.: 34 Joined: 13-October 03 Status: (0d)	http://bash.org/?670375 Laughing hard -------------------- DIAMOND FRIEND CODE: 2320 2606 8172

LuigiFan	Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:37 PM
Substandard Member Group: Members Posts: 29944 Member No.: 592 Joined: 6-September 04 Status: (0d)	* Now talking in #christian -Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info <Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21 <Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV) * SageRider sets mode: +b !@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au *** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear) <Abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that... hahahaha --------------------

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