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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:12 PM
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okay I officially love bash.org

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<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some ****** named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother ****er


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<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind


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<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?


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<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a ****en impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally


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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:12 PM
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You need to get off your high horse.
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QUOTE (Dann Woolf @ Jul 2 2007, 01:54 PM)
<Mac> Hi I'm a mac
<PC> And I'm a PC
<Mac> So what you doing PC?
<PC> Upgrading my Graphics card, RAM and Processor.
<Mac> Oh.... Ummmm
<PC> Don't you just love a good upgrade!
<Mac> Well actually, I can't. If you want to upgrade you'll have to buy a new system.......

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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:13 PM
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<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao


hshdfhg I'm laughing really hard right now


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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:13 PM
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Take off every 'Zan'
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<Percy> No wonder this place is empty.
<Percy> Who uses windows 95?
<Percy> No one.
<Percy> It's like seeing a mac gamer.
<Percy> Doesn't happen.


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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:14 PM
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<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> *****.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> *****.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> *****.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> *****.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> *******


seriously these are astonishing


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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:17 PM
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QUOTE (Captain Chicken Soup @ Jul 2 2007, 02:20 PM)
That website is awesome.

also

http://bash.org/?207373

SWEAR WARNING.

oh god sfgsdfh


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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:18 PM
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Goodnight MFGG 2.0
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I can't stop laughing XD


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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:19 PM
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<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you **** on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
<peng> ...
<peng> what?
<VolteFace`> oh ****
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP ****

<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@Sony> ...........
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<Malpine> Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammit

<ohm> damn
<ohm> ****
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> ****
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> ****

<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:21 PM
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The fact that I've read all these a billion times makes me regret I even read them back then sad.gif

Funny stuff, really.


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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:24 PM
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Should I be concerned?
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<Doomer> i want to compile some kind of calculater
<Doomer> its my first good program
<fraggle> er what language is it in
<Doomer> uh
<Doomer> wait
<Doomer> english


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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:24 PM
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I should go on IRC more often.


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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:28 PM
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<Scotty> Oh my ****ing God. I just spent the best 20 dollars of my life. On a bet, anyway.
<Scotty> After school, me and my friends went to the drug store.
<Scotty> And my friend brought a box of condoms to the counter.
<Scotty> And she scanned them.
<Scotty> And he acted like he didn't have enough money.
<Scotty> He was like, "****, I'll be right back."
<Scotty> So he puts the condoms back, and comes back with a bag of rubber bands in one hand and a box of plastic wrap in the other.
<Scotty> Oh my ****ing God
<Scotty> Until the day I die
<Scotty> I will never forget that lady's face.
<DanT> haha
<Scotty> Best bet I've ever lost.


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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:30 PM
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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:32 PM
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<illfates> the first time I had an orgasm
<illfates> i had my dick buried all the way into a stuffed animal
<illfates> a kangaroo named "Fred"


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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:34 PM
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<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
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QUOTE (Raccoon Sam @ Jul 2 2007, 08:12 PM)
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How was I supposed to know that? I'm not a Mac user!


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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:37 PM
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<Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
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Posted: Jul 2 2007, 02:41 PM
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<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
<SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
<SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
<TorMuck> a sprite is a ****ing soda
<TorMuck> you god damn geekass *******s

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<gofer-chan> A computer doesn't mind taking a 3 1/2 floppy.


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