This is the funniest thing I've read all week!

Curt teh Juggler: our graduation ceremony was today, and right when some gamer nerd got his diploma, someone in the audience played the zelda "get item" music and he did the zelda spin-hold-out-item stance
Curt teh Juggler: it was quite possibly the most amazing thing ever.

I need to try that

<TRON> if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

<psmylie> the man's an idiot. he tried for three years to beat tetris because I told him there was an end boss.

<Merlin> according to Time-Warner, if you channel surf or mute commercial breaks you are a thief
<Merlin> so lemme see, if I download MP3s the RIAA hates me, if I dub a movie off HBO the MPAA hates me, if I skip commercials the TV execs hate me...
<Merlin> am I allowed to store leftover pizza in the fridge and eat it the next day, or will Pizza Hut sue me?

<Royall> My "e" k y is brok n
<Royall> Oh wait.

awesum

http://bash.org/?114332

^ BIG SWEAR WARNING ^


<|Chris> i was stuck behind some car today and the license plate read "dick 404." my first thought was "oh ****...this guy must be impotent as all hell if his dick is missing."


(peregrine): you know
(peregrine): if i ever setup an fserv
(peregrine): i should make my trigger the destructicon
(Chimerasame): i'm amused by people whose triggers are like
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(xeria): <people in chim's other channels> really?
(Breianna): WTF is that
(peregrine): i'm really not sure
(Chimerasame): ok, chalk one up for the dumbest thing i've done, ever
(Ultimate_Houseplant): dumbass!
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<novaflare> why not use windows me
<Maralia> nova
<novaflare> then you could truely have the worlds worst ms os hehehe
<Maralia> I was about to say
<Maralia> me < all
<novaflare> windows me owns
<novaflare> till your first crash
<novaflare> then its nothing but crashes
<Phirefly> me = gay
<Maralia> ...

oh god fdgfgfgdgdgfhgfhh

<red13n> average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.

<Fulgore> whats the complement to a 43 degree angle?
<sparks> My you're looking "acute" today
<Fulgore> **** you

Do a look a little obtuse in this?

<OO7MIKE> superconducting is how you turn a 3ghz processor into a 30ghz processor
<OO7MIKE> which is my main research subject
<Rukee> how do you get it that cold and keep it that cold? Liquid nitrogen?
<pocketMidget> use a woman's heart as the heatsink
* pocketMidget rimshot


<ryeenae> don't worry, i'm here for you = )
<ryeenae> brb


ilovelickinstamp: i had all the answers to my history final today
ilovelickinstamp: and you know how you never want to get an A+
ilovelickinstamp: well i kept saying to myself
ilovelickinstamp: ok you can miss that one
ilovelickinstamp: and i lost count
ilovelickinstamp: and i ended up getting an 80%
ilovelickinstamp: i wouldve gotten a better score without the answers!
YaMoMsLova: dude...
YaMoMsLova: thats ridiculous mike

<PC_TRIVIA> TV/Movies: John Denver & George Burns appeared together in what 1977 film
<PC_TRIVIA> Hint: ** ***!
<Asha`monk> oh god!
<PC_TRIVIA> Well done Asha`monkey! The answer was oh god!. You got it in 6.64 seconds. You've moved up in rank!
<PC_TRIVIA> Asha`monk now has 51 points and is ranked 192nd of 391, behind Sop with 51.
<Asha`monkey> Hey, that wasn't my answer.
<Asha`monkey> I just saw a naked picture of my mom.


* Hitler has entered #world
* Hitler sets mode: -judaism
* Hitler was kicked from #world by Bullet (NO NAZIS)


<hydro`> i had this weird dream
<hydro`> someome broke into the house
<hydro`> and changed the wallpaper on the computer and left


<Zenholder> JavaScript kicks ass
<Nanobot> JavaScript sucks ass
<Nanobot> You were off by two letters


<Gypsy> The day Microshaft makes something that doesn't suck, is the day they make a vacuum.


(Sporq) i gotta take a linux.
(Blaxthos) don't forget to flush.


<FBS> how do you know the exact version of bind ?
<FBS> **** those who answer bind -v or some other bull****
<eb> bind -v
<ghoz> other bull****


Nash: waited on hold to tech support for 27 minutes... it literaly reconnected as someone finaly picked up
Keith: gotta love that
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* Graham can hear the swearing from here!

<Nori123> You don't know jack ****
<VioletSky> That's not true, I know him well
<Nori123> Haha
<VioletSky> I'm serious
<VioletSky> Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children
<VioletSky> Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
<VioletSky> However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
<VioletSky> She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.
<VioletSky> Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
<VioletSky> The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
<VioletSky> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
<VioletSky> So there.
<FiPo> LOL
<Nori123> I have actually chortled coke through my nose

Oh how I've missed this place.
And just read Ylle's post XD

<jsCLASS> lets talk about my johnson
<Mercster> small talk, eh?
<jsCLASS> ****
<jsCLASS> owned

Wow. That is epic in the highest order.

BonusStageInBed: let me spell it out for you
BonusStageInBed: ES
BonusStageInBed: EL
BonusStageInBed: OH
BonusStageInBed: DOUBLE U
blonde4u: slouu?

lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuRwis3_iVk

Edit: WARNING, Contains loads of the word "Schitt"

This post has been edited by 123James on Jul 4 2007, 06:06 PM

WIN OF ****ING EPIC PROPORTIONS

<Stugein> Headline:
<Stugein> Headless body in garbage bag discovered near Devil's Slide
<Stugein> First line of article:
<Stugein> The San Mateo County Sheriffs Office is treating Sundays gruesome discovery of a headless body as a homocide.
<Stugein> AS OPPOSED TO WHAT?!