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This is the funniest thing I've read all week!

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Bill Ding

Posted: Jul 2 2007, 03:26 PM

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QUOTE (Shybomb @ Jul 2 2007, 04:21 PM)

random girl: hey!
me: ...hi?
me: who is this?
random girl: Jessica, I saw u on myspace
random girl: ur hot
me: thanks
random girl: np
me: this girl keeps bugging me, but I don't want to talk to her
me: what should I do?
random girl: make up sum excuse, like ur mom is kickin u off or sumthing
me: oh alright
me: I have to go
me: my mom is kicking me off
me: bye

dfsdfsdfsdf

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that's all, folks

El Huesudo II	Posted: Jul 2 2007, 03:28 PM
Back to my roots~ Group: Members Posts: 436 Member No.: 3708 Joined: 30-April 07 Status: (0d)	Miyomei2: I had my portable CD player, and took it in the bathroom with me while I went to pee. Miyomei2: And the second I whipped my *** out, the theme song to 'Rocky' started playing. Miyomei2: I've never felt more manly than in that moment. Now this is more appropriate. This post has been edited by El Huesudo II** on Jul 2 2007, 03:28 PM --------------------

Transformer Guy

Posted: Jul 2 2007, 03:29 PM

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QUOTE (Shybomb @ Jul 2 2007, 12:21 PM)

best

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Elyk	Posted: Jul 2 2007, 03:31 PM
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Neopolis	Posted: Jul 2 2007, 03:38 PM
Abandon ship! Group: Members Posts: 8632 Member No.: 2034 Joined: 24-April 06 Status: (0d)	This site is like proof there is a god -------------------- Neopolis is preparing for the incoming apocalypse (And a drawing reference.)

Dann Woolf

Posted: Jul 2 2007, 03:38 PM

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QUOTE (Neopolis @ Jul 2 2007, 09:38 PM)

This site is like proof there is a god

And his name is Athe.

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Derrike G.

Posted: Jul 2 2007, 03:42 PM

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QUOTE (El Huesudo II @ Jul 2 2007, 03:20 PM)

<Malagmyr> This linguistics professor was lecturing the class.
<Malagmyr> "In English," he explained, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative."
<Malagmyr> "However," the professor continued, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
<Malagmyr> Immediately, a voice from the back of the room piped up: "Yeah..... right...."

I don't understand

Neopolis

Posted: Jul 2 2007, 03:43 PM

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chefantiuser: I'm playing that 20 questions game where the computer tries to guess what you're thinking
chefantiuser: the computer is dumb tho
ellesmelle: hahaha, aren't they though
chefantiuser: You were thinking of whiskey.
chefantiuser: Do most people use this daily? you said Sometimes, I say No
chefantiuser: YOU OBVIOUSLY DO NOT KNOW MY UNCLE ANTONIO

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Neopolis is preparing for the incoming apocalypse
(And a drawing reference.)

Grant

Posted: Jul 2 2007, 03:44 PM

John Freeman said
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http://bash.org/?13213 (SWEAR WARNING)

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*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)

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QUOTE (oh youtube trolls)

u guys r retarded hippocrates

QUOTE (Piemanthe3rd)

Pie is not random. I wish people would realize this.

Parakarry	Posted: Jul 2 2007, 03:45 PM
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Grant

Posted: Jul 2 2007, 03:45 PM

John Freeman said
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QUOTE (Derrike G. @ Jul 2 2007, 04:42 PM)

I don't understand

"Yeah... right..." is a double positive that forms a negative (sarcasm).

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QUOTE (oh youtube trolls)

u guys r retarded hippocrates

QUOTE (Piemanthe3rd)

Pie is not random. I wish people would realize this.

Parakarry	Posted: Jul 2 2007, 03:46 PM
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Grant

Posted: Jul 2 2007, 03:47 PM

John Freeman said
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gentoogod: omg dude
gentoogod: today i might the stupidest 3 people i ever met
gentoogod: thier 3 brains combined couldnt solve the dilemma they faced today
siral21: what was it
gentoogod: ok before i say this
gentoogod: 100% true, not one second of a lie
gentoogod: this lady went into mcdonalds today and ordered a big mac for her
gentoogod: and ordered 2 mcgrittles one for each kid. one had bacon one without
gentoogod: her sons are around 18 or 19 so not infants
gentoogod: she went to the counter furious cause the son that wanted bacon has no bacon on his and the one that didnt want bacon has bacon on his
gentoogod: i fell on the floor beside her and couldnt stop laughing
gentoogod: so i finally stood up and asked her to repeat, thinking maybe shes drunk
gentoogod: i swear to god she looked at me straight faced and repeated it. and her 2 sons were beside her mad that they didnt get the order they wanted

asdfjasdfjasldgasdf @ PK's last one

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QUOTE (oh youtube trolls)

u guys r retarded hippocrates

QUOTE (Piemanthe3rd)

Pie is not random. I wish people would realize this.

El Huesudo II	Posted: Jul 2 2007, 03:48 PM
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dmoss

Posted: Jul 2 2007, 03:48 PM

Your Local dmoss...
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QUOTE (Grant @ Jul 2 2007, 03:47 PM)

BEST.

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Derrike G.

Posted: Jul 2 2007, 03:50 PM

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QUOTE (Grant @ Jul 2 2007, 03:45 PM)

"Yeah... right..." is a double positive that forms a negative (sarcasm).

I feel dumb now.

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[Kradical] NANOG = North American Network Operators Group
[Kradical] an organization of ISPs and NSPs (ISPs of ISPs) that is highly influential on how the internet operates
[Kara] :o
[Kara] I thought the internet ran on 4chan and porn.

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Grant

Posted: Jul 2 2007, 03:52 PM

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<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

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QUOTE (oh youtube trolls)

u guys r retarded hippocrates

QUOTE (Piemanthe3rd)

Pie is not random. I wish people would realize this.

Raccoon Sam	Posted: Jul 2 2007, 03:53 PM
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Grant

Posted: Jul 2 2007, 03:57 PM

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<samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
<samsim> and got mauled
<samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
<samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
<samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in

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QUOTE (oh youtube trolls)

u guys r retarded hippocrates

QUOTE (Piemanthe3rd)

Pie is not random. I wish people would realize this.