Team Fortress 2, and my ideas for it

Just now I realize how Bonk can be useful.

hey so since I'm able to post that also means I'm able to play TF2

(for those who do not know my home connection got cancelled about a week ago and obvs. being able to post means I am at my dad's/uncle's house/mom's office all of which have sufficient connections for online gameans)

tl;dr I've got maybe two weeks of TF2 internet and I finally micspammed for the first time today and it was the greatest thing ever DOES ANYONE WANT TO PLAY


**anyone who won't make fun of me because I am the worst tf2 player in the history of ever

Ravan stop trying to take my spot

I used to be decent but apparently the half-year hiatus made me reduced to nothing more than a w+m1 pyro

Gentlemen

HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE AMAZING EXPERIENCE

heavy
w+m1+stealing every medic on the team

i hate playing heavy almost as much as i hate playing spy and sniper


edit: i hate playing any class im bad at all of them sob sob sobbbbbbbb

This post has been edited by Promenade on Apr 18 2009, 01:26 AM

Play engineer

be a CREDIT TO TEAM

I mainly play the Medic and the Heavy

I'm probably gonna play Pyro more since I got the Upgrade weapons

I thin you mean Medic. It's nigh-impossible to be a useless Medic.

I play Medork, Babby Pyro and Scoot the most


I kinda wanna be better with Magetmachine and switch babby pyro out for him


seriously how hard can it be to fire a bunch of crit rockets

There's a high chance of a crit

but I'm not completely sure of the stats

2% base chance, up to 10% boost from damage done within the last 20 or so seconds. Cap is 800 I think.

Was 5%, 15% boost, 1600 damage cap but that was ridiculous.

Melee weapons have 15% base.

you haven't played on many arena servers then

haha like anyone can play on anything but pub arena servers...

Might aswell pub balloon race.

This post has been edited by Elly on Apr 18 2009, 06:49 AM

I managed to get revenge on an enemy spy with a regular knife hit to the front.

Am I awesome yet?

no

Incidentally, lately as pyro I've been doing surprisingly well by putting +forward and +attack into console (which is constant w+m1), mainly as not being able to go backward stops you from being careful.

I can agree with this, UNLESS you see a medic using the normal syringe gun on enemies miles away when there's a guy broiling to death right next to him only to take the full burn and die.

or the tons of dumbass medics who turn around and stare at you while you're yelling for medic but won't get off their heavy buttbuddy for a second to heal your dying ass

That too.