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Bash.org quotes thread, b/c old one died, & bash.org is amazing

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Derrike G.

Posted: Nov 22 2007, 11:39 PM

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Derrike_G: my cat abuses it's privilege to use vocal cords
(5:44:53 PM) sparky: rofl
(5:44:56 PM) sparky: my cat never talks
(5:45:02 PM) Derrike_G: hope not
(5:45:08 PM) Derrike_G: that would be awkward
(5:45:55 PM) SlackerLoser: mine only talks when i accidently lock him in the garage or a room
(5:46:04 PM) SlackerLoser: well both do
(5:46:09 PM) Derrike_G: i thought cats meowed
(5:46:12 PM) Derrike_G: what the hell is going on
(5:46:17 PM) Derrike_G: is my cat broken
(5:46:24 PM) SlackerLoser: :O

not from bash but something of my own

Waddle dee

Posted: Nov 22 2007, 11:40 PM

shuddap and dance magic dance
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QUOTE (Techokami @ Nov 23 2007, 12:21 AM)

Not from bash.org, but still a humorous quote from #cult

Actually strangely enough I saw that while going through random quotes at bash.

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Strong

Posted: Nov 22 2007, 11:42 PM

yeah cool whutevar
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Inflames: Dude, my sister had sex with some guy 15 minutes before he was 18. Then she called me and told me.
Inflames: I was like, wtf? I don't wanna know that.
Sandman: wow
Sandman: She doing anything February 17th at 11:45pm?

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<Runter> If I ever become ruler of the world
<Runter> I'm going to hold huge "Where's Waldo" contests
<Runter> Dress one guy up as waldo and put him in a crowd of like 1000 people
<Runter> and get people from helicopters to try to find him
<Runter> to win they have to shoot him
<Jay> Why would you have to shoot him?
<Runter> Because I've always wanted to (LANGUAGE) kill waldo. I mean seriously who doesn't (LANGUAGE) hate him?
<Jay> I don't
<Runter> Well then, do you like dress-up?

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<JayNiN> So yeah, guys, my dad and I had a big arguement last night...It's actually pretty (LANGUAGE) awkward.
<SimCard> Yeah? Tell us about.
<JayNiN> Heh, you guys aren't going to believe this...but anyways.
<JayNiN> So last night, my sister was trying to get her AOL connection shut off (yes, I know...who the (LANGUAGE) still uses AOL?)
<JayNiN> and I decide to go to the regional chatrooms
<JayNiN> 10 minutes in the chatroom, some random guy IMs me and is like "ASL"
<JayNiN> so I (LANGUAGE) around with the guy saying "19/F/WY"
<JayNiN> The guy starts tripping out and is like "omg, I'm from Wyoming!"
<JayNiN> and so I'm like "Oh, really? What part?"
<JayNiN> the guy goes "Cheyenne"...I (LANGUAGE) myself. I'm from Cheyenne!
<JayNiN> Out of nowhere, the guy asks for my phone number...so I was feeling a bit mischievious and I wanted to have my sister talk to him and then we would just prank the guy.
<JayNiN> Well, I give the guy my number and out of nowhere he goes..."JAKE!? What the (LANGUAGE)!?"
<JayNiN> I trip out and I'm like "Who the (LANGUAGE) are you? And how do you know my name/number!?"
<JayNiN> and he goes "GET THE (LANGUAGE) HOME RIGHT NOW!"
<JayNiN> It was my dad...

Techokami

Posted: Nov 22 2007, 11:59 PM

Quit Stalin!
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QUOTE (Waddle dee @ Nov 23 2007, 12:40 AM)

Actually strangely enough I saw that while going through random quotes at bash.

Woah seriously? I didn't think anyone from CulT added quotes to bash.org, especially since for the longest time they've been trying to run their own.

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Bottles98

Posted: Nov 23 2007, 02:31 AM

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<vee> I went to buy the 7th harry potter at midnight
<vee> I was the first in line
<vee> the first thing I did when I got it was i opened it to the last page
<vee> Then I screamed out SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!
<vee> Everyone freaked out
<eric> That's mean!
<vee> It took them a few minutes to figure out I said the ending of the 6th book

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<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other

Amazing.

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Big Boo Fan

Posted: Nov 23 2007, 07:57 AM

well, we're screwed.
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<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some ****** named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother ****er

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SO LONG, SUCKERS!

TurboMan	Posted: Nov 23 2007, 09:41 AM
Goddamn 07'ers Group: Members Posts: 17000 Member No.: 1027 Joined: 8-May 05 Status: (0d)	Bash.org got unfunny for me after I noticed most are made up. Also this one is so fake it's not even funny. * Perz has joined #dorkydungeon <Perz> YES!!!!! <Perz> FINALLY CABLE!!!!!!! <Perz> NO MORE GOD DAMN DISCONNECTS BECAUSE OF MY ING MODEM!!!!1 <TormenT> yay * Perz has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <TromenT> lol This post has been edited by Sasuke on Nov 23 2007, 09:51 AM --------------------

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