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Posted: Nov 24 2007, 08:24 PM
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but i don't have the mohnays to pay for it so...


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(5:25:58 PM) Mikau: xgoff
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Posted: Nov 24 2007, 08:26 PM
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Posted: Nov 24 2007, 08:27 PM
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Posted: Nov 24 2007, 08:29 PM
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QUOTE (Mr. Aforcer @ Nov 24 2007, 05:27 PM)
Garlic juice in your ears works!

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Posted: Nov 24 2007, 08:33 PM
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Posted: Nov 24 2007, 08:34 PM
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Posted: Nov 24 2007, 08:35 PM
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Posted: Nov 24 2007, 08:37 PM
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Finland Raccoon Sam
Posted: Nov 24 2007, 08:47 PM
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United States Xgoff
Posted: Nov 24 2007, 08:48 PM
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i'm not taking medical advice from mfggers just so you know


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DIRECTIVE 3 (FEATHER DUSTER): you must address me (xgoff) as "Sir Master Xgofficus his Highest and Most Awesome the Third"; failure to comply with this term may invoke one or both of the above directives, and i will leave a burning bag of **** on your doorstep
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(5:26:04 PM) Xgoff: chicken butt
(5:26:09 PM) Mikau: **** you
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Posted: Nov 24 2007, 08:52 PM
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Nov 24 2007, 05:48 PM)
i'm not taking medical advice from mfggers just so you know

I used to get them all the time. You can trust me! They sell these garlic drop things. Make you feel real slimy and smell terrible, but it works.


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