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Posted: Nov 25 2007, 03:03 AM
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Posted: Nov 25 2007, 03:47 AM
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Posted: Nov 25 2007, 04:07 AM
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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Developers_programming_language
edit: wait they removed it?

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Posted: Nov 25 2007, 04:16 AM
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Nanto Suicho-ken!?!
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what is the picture supposed to be anyways
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Posted: Nov 25 2007, 05:12 AM
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QUOTE (DeATHwIND.ReQUIEM @ Nov 25 2007, 04:16 AM)
what is the picture supposed to be anyways

I think it's pretty obvious that the language reads the colors of those pixels in some order, then carries out what it understood!


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Posted: Nov 25 2007, 08:16 AM
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what the!?


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Posted: Nov 25 2007, 11:15 AM
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wtf does "Esoteric" mean?


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Posted: Nov 25 2007, 11:25 AM
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Hmm, strange.
I s'pose it would be good to code messages if everyone else din't know what you were on about.


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Posted: Nov 25 2007, 11:42 AM
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still a marvelous type, but I prefer the one with the "please" operator ;3
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Posted: Nov 25 2007, 12:07 PM
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QUOTE (AppleQueso @ Nov 25 2007, 09:15 AM)
wtf does "Esoteric" mean?

an esoteric programming language that basically only exists for novelty value

while they can sometimes perform (somewhat) complex things, they do it extremely slowly and inefficiently due to their design


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Posted: Nov 25 2007, 12:13 PM
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QUOTE (Mr. Aforcer @ Nov 25 2007, 08:47 AM)
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Posted: Nov 25 2007, 08:33 PM
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