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Posted: Dec 30 2007, 11:54 AM
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If I was Chuck Norris, I would want people to ****ing leave me alone.


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Posted: Dec 30 2007, 11:59 AM
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Why would anyone make a fictional book about a real person anyways? They lie to make a profit!
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Posted: Dec 30 2007, 12:11 PM
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What an asshole. It's thanks to these facts that he's even relevant right now. They brought him back into the limelight and now he's being a prick about it. The jokes are just as funny if you replace his name with some other obscure celebrity. He was just the lucky one and now he's completely unappreciative.


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Posted: Dec 30 2007, 02:05 PM
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Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer? What the hell!?

Who'd think that's true or funny?


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Posted: Dec 30 2007, 03:07 PM
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QUOTE (tonberry2k @ Dec 30 2007, 11:11 AM)
What an asshole. It's thanks to these facts that he's even relevant right now. They brought him back into the limelight and now he's being a prick about it. The jokes are just as funny if you replace his name with some other obscure celebrity. He was just the lucky one and now he's completely unappreciative.

they are making money off of his name and he is not making anything off of it

i'd be pissed off too


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  Posted: Dec 30 2007, 03:42 PM
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QUOTE (Duckboy @ Dec 30 2007, 02:46 AM)
edit: No one is going to think the facts are true, christ almighty "Celebrities" are stupid

Best part of the article
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says the book's title would mislead readers into thinking the facts were true.

Chuck Norris is so humble!


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Posted: Dec 30 2007, 04:53 PM
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QUOTE (Duckboy @ Dec 30 2007, 03:46 AM)
I hope the case gets thrown out of court for being retarded.

edit: No one is going to think the facts are true, christ almighty "Celebrities" are stupid

@Bolded text: laugh3.gif

@Normal text: Well, duh.


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Posted: Dec 30 2007, 04:55 PM
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uncyclopedia has awsome chuck norris facts such as these.


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Posted: Dec 30 2007, 06:35 PM
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Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard

I laughed.

Anyway, this is what disclaimers are for. A smart person would have put a page saying that these were, in fact, internet jokes.


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Posted: Dec 30 2007, 08:22 PM
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I've never seen the book but the only one that I really thought was funny was the
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Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard

and the shirt that says, "Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires."


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Posted: Dec 30 2007, 08:33 PM
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The book was displaying "racist" and otherwise unkind "truths" about Chuck Norris. I can see that being an issue.


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Posted: Dec 30 2007, 08:35 PM
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I still can't believe someone would write something like that and expect to get away with it. ph34r.gif


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Posted: Dec 30 2007, 08:38 PM
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wait it's actually a book?

I laughed.


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Posted: Dec 30 2007, 08:44 PM
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QUOTE (William @ Dec 30 2007, 08:35 PM)
I still can't believe someone would write something like that and expect to get away with it. ph34r.gif

That reminds me of someone else.


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