How many forum posters does it take, to screw in a lightbulb

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

4 post padders who post nothing in particular...only to increase their total post count

2 post padders who post to "call out" the post padding of the other post padders ahead of them

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

1 to request "pics" of the bulb being changed

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

1 to post what his wife suggests in regards to the light bulb change

5 people to say "WTF, why do you even need a light bulb! I have my computer monitor for that"

36 to dog out the user who posted his wife's suggestion

2 to defend the user who posted his wife's suggestion

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

1 post that gets deleted by board moderators and gets one forum user banned

10 posts by users asking why the one user was banned

1 post informing the board to "PM" them for the recap of the banning

5 posts requesting the user be reinstated

2 posts by board moderators informing the board that the user was never banned in the first place

1 post by previously "banned" forum user to explain that he just typed his password incorrectly and in fact, wasn't banned...

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

one time my lightbulb burned out

I changed a lightbulb once.

I did it again a few times as well.

This post has been edited by Draku on Jan 4 2008, 12:19 AM

Let's cut to the chase.

WTF, why do you even need a light bulb! I have my computer monitor for that

How many general relativists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

my old fridge had a bulb, but my new one doesn't

This post has been edited by LuigiFan on Jan 4 2008, 12:22 AM

computer monitors are rudimentary lightbulbs

what

happened

to

your

ARGUMENT

in fact, lightbulb > light bulb because you save a byte

that byte could feed starving lightbulbs in africa

but there are fewer lightbulbs in africa wouldn't the electricity be more abundant there

no and neither would Acquired Incandescence Deficiency Syndrome

<|Asriel> How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?
<|Asriel> Two, one to change the bulb and the other to hold the *****
<|Asriel> I mean ladder!

damn halogen illuminatory virus

too many blacklights

I would say over 9000.

But at my house, I'm actually tall enough to reach some of the light bulbs, the others need chairs :/

explains the diseases

Gonna be A LOT more than that

Guys, before you start saying that the correct term is "lightbulbs" or "light bulbs" google it!
When you google "lightbulbs" it asks if you meant "light bulbs" meaning that you spelt the word wrong!
Use google before talking about light bulbs.
CAUSE LIGHT BULBS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS
also this is a new version of the old news group related version. interesting

wait lightbulbs don't even have DNA

or do they

More like feed starving hard drive space in africa

Well, if you screwed one in, you would have a human bit of DNA on the light bulb, so they sorta do.

And once the topic starts to die, someone has to tally up the topic and post the MFGG version.