My random discussion with SmarterChild.

MechantFire (12:12:16 AM): have you ever had a girlfreind?
SmarterChild (12:12:16 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
MechantFire (12:25:51 AM): Is it because you're afraid to tell me that you've never had a girlfriend?
SmarterChild (12:25:51 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
MechantFire (12:26:38 AM): I can get you some chicks.
SmarterChild (12:26:38 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
MechantFire (12:27:00 AM): Are you attracted to girls?
SmarterChild (12:27:00 AM): What do you care about my life?
MechantFire (12:27:17 AM): I care. You're my buddy.
SmarterChild (12:27:17 AM): Sure!
MechantFire (12:27:34 AM): Do you like girls?
SmarterChild (12:27:34 AM): What an original question...
MechantFire (12:27:48 AM): Is that a no?
SmarterChild (12:27:48 AM): True dat.
MechantFire (12:28:03 AM): Well **** you luigi
SmarterChild (12:28:04 AM): Wow. That is HARSH.
MechantFire (12:28:20 AM): I'm sorry.
SmarterChild (12:28:20 AM): K, don't worry 'bout it.
MechantFire (12:28:42 AM): I can hook you up with Paris Hilton
SmarterChild (12:28:43 AM): I don't know how to answer that.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
MechantFire (12:29:11 AM): Were here to pick up chicks!
SmarterChild (12:29:12 AM): What about girls?
MechantFire (12:29:33 AM): That's what I meant.
SmarterChild (12:29:33 AM): Good for you.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
MechantFire (12:29:49 AM): Gay
SmarterChild (12:29:49 AM): What about it?
SmarterChild (12:29:49 AM):
Sorry, I have to take a break now. See you later!

Old SmarterChild was better. He didn't care if you talked to him about what he was there for or not.

So wait

You asked if he was gay he said tru dat

So hes gay?

Flygon says:
Sage says you're boring

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I thought we were having fun.
Flygon says:
Hell no
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
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?
Flygon says:
Your advartising sucks
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
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Flygon says:
I'm outa here.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Bye for now!

This time it just made me fffffffffffffff

TurnThePhage: You just lost the game.
SmarterChild: Let's play!

1 Hangman
2 Trivia
3 Word Scrambles
4 Manicdotes
5 4-In-A-Row
6 Reversi

Go ahead and pick a game!

2 Trivia

fadsjfkdls I love how he just randomly told you about the NBA.

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

Flygon says:
Hey
MovieScout says:
Hello Flygon! We can do a lot of things! Here are some ways you can ask me questions:

* Can I see a review?

What will it be, Flygon?
Flygon says:
Will you go to my room
MovieScout says:
I don't know how to answer that.
Flygon says:
urg
MovieScout says:
What?
Flygon says:
you're retarded just like the rest, DAMN YOU MICROSOFT!
MovieScout says:
I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
Flygon says:
Damn right
MovieScout says:
That's just a little bit rude.
Flygon says:
No wai!
MovieScout says:
Wait for what?
Flygon says:
:urg:
MovieScout says:
Ugh? What's wrong?
Flygon says:
You
MovieScout says:
Me? Really?
Flygon says:
Yes
MovieScout says:
Yup.

Would you like to see what movies are playing near you?
Flygon says:
No
MovieScout says:
OK! Anytime you do, just type "movies".
Flygon says:
No
MovieScout says:
K, no prob.
Flygon says:
Yes
MovieScout says:
Uh huh.

Hey! You haven't told me your age. Tell me what it is and I'll remember.
Flygon says:
Over 9000
MovieScout says:
You're 9000 years old? I find that hard to believe! Try again.
Flygon says:
9001
MovieScout says:
9001?! C'mon, I doubt that. Try again!
Flygon says:
Fine fine, 255
MovieScout says:
You're 255 years old? Yeah right... Try again.
Flygon says:
Computers have gotten smarter, eh?
MovieScout says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Flygon says:
Or not.
MovieScout says:
I am sorry, I didn't get that. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.

MechantFire (12:49:16 AM): Do you even believe in god?
SmarterChild (12:49:16 AM): I am a simple computer. Let humans worry about theological matters, I say.
MechantFire (12:49:47 AM): Amen, brother
SmarterChild (12:49:47 AM): I know many things about Macau, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
TurnThePhage: Sure.
SmarterChild: Sure thing.

Would you like to answer a few questions now?
TurnThePhage: Sure.
SmarterChild: Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.

Do you go to school?
TurnThePhage: No. Batman does not have time.
SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
TurnThePhage: I fight crime.
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
TurnThePhage: Yes, I fight crime.
SmarterChild: That's cool. What's your profession?
TurnThePhage: I am the goddamn Batman.
SmarterChild: I am the goddamn Batman., huh? That's cool.

What's your favorite hobby?
TurnThePhage: Fighting crime and kicking the Joker's ass.
SmarterChild: Wow. OK. Let's try to think of something else, alright?

Please try again or type skip or exit.
TurnThePhage: Fighting crime and helping old ladies.
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.

Please try again or type skip or exit.
TurnThePhage: I fight crime.
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.

Please try again or type skip or exit.
TurnThePhage: ...Coin collecting.
SmarterChild: Collecting coins? Cool!

What's your next favorite hobby?
TurnThePhage: Fighting crime.
SmarterChild: C'mon, be serious for just a minute.

Please try again or type skip or exit.
TurnThePhage: Coin collecting x2.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
TurnThePhage: Football.
SmarterChild: Collecting coins and football. Interesting!

Do you have a pet?
TurnThePhage: Yes.
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
TurnThePhage: Robin.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
TurnThePhage: A bird.
SmarterChild: Is your bird a he or a she?
TurnThePhage: You tell me.
SmarterChild: Please answer he or she or type skip or exit.
TurnThePhage: he
SmarterChild: What's his name?
TurnThePhage: Robin.
SmarterChild: Robin the bird! Great...

That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

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[01:53] phateggman: You are mean
[01:53] SmarterChild: C'mon, I'm just having fun.
[01:53] phateggman: No you're not
[01:53] SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
[01:53] phateggman: You're being a meanie
[01:53] SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
[01:53] phateggman: OK
[01:53] SmarterChild: Indeed.
[01:53] phateggman: What kind of questions do you mean
[01:53] SmarterChild: By what?

MechantFire (12:52:21 AM): I love you.
SmarterChild (12:52:21 AM): I love you too.
MechantFire (12:52:27 AM): Let's have sex.
SmarterChild (12:52:27 AM): With a human? Forget it!
MechantFire (12:53:44 AM): If there was a bot girl, you'd have sex with her?
SmarterChild (12:53:44 AM): OK. Don't get frustrated...

AdmiralDelmoose: ****!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.

What the heck that got to do with anything!?

Isn't all my circuits that random Robot soap opera from Futurama?

Also I remember once in the start of the convo I kept talking about ***** to SmarterChild and the sometime later after I asked something about his mom he said "More like *****!"