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Posted: Feb 20 2008, 11:30 PM
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seeing as we're still getting topics about the little event that happened, i have come up with an idea:

upon a member logging on for the first time since the incident, instead of seeing the forum index, they will be presented with a description of said event in very large letters and very easy words

at the end of the page, there will be a quiz; failure to answer every question correctly will constitute a refusal to allow said member to access the board until they pass said quiz

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Posted: Feb 20 2008, 11:31 PM
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Posted: Feb 20 2008, 11:31 PM
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Things like that would be awesome for filtering out stupidity.


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Posted: Feb 20 2008, 11:31 PM
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I thought you meant MORAL SUPPORT...
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Posted: Feb 20 2008, 11:31 PM
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Since the News Forum description is more specific now, it's impossible for any thinking person not to get the message, I'm sure.

Anyone who posts another topic like that would just be breaking the stupidity rule and IMO earn a b&.

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Posted: Feb 20 2008, 11:32 PM
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QUOTE (Grant @ Feb 20 2008, 09:31 PM)
Since the News Forum description is more specific now, it's impossible for any thinking person not to get the message, I'm sure.

don't put it past some mfggers


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  Posted: Feb 20 2008, 11:34 PM
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i like it


tell me when you're finished coding it


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Posted: Feb 20 2008, 11:34 PM
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QUOTE (Grant @ Feb 21 2008, 03:31 PM)
Since the News Forum description is more specific now, it's impossible for any thinking person not to get the message, I'm sure.

Anyone who posts another topic like that would just be breaking the stupidity rule and IMO earn a b&.

I found the edited forum description to be absolutely hilarious
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Posted: Feb 20 2008, 11:35 PM
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QUOTE (DJ Yoshiman @ Feb 20 2008, 09:34 PM)
i like it


tell me when you're finished coding it

yeah and then it WOULD be the great forum crash of 2008


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DIRECTIVE 3 (FEATHER DUSTER): you must address me (xgoff) as "Sir Master Xgofficus his Highest and Most Awesome the Third"; failure to comply with this term may invoke one or both of the above directives, and i will leave a burning bag of **** on your doorstep
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(5:26:04 PM) Xgoff: chicken butt
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Posted: Feb 20 2008, 11:36 PM
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I thought you meant MORAL SUPPORT...
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Just password protect all the forums and deliver this password at the end of your quiz. Little if any coding required!


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Posted: Feb 20 2008, 11:38 PM
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QUOTE (MetalMan @ Feb 20 2008, 08:36 PM)
Just password protect all a forums and deliver this password at a end of your quiz.  Little if any coding required!

but then some people will give others th passwords

then it spreads

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Posted: Feb 20 2008, 11:38 PM
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QUOTE (MetalMan @ Feb 20 2008, 11:36 PM)
Just password protect all the forums and deliver this password at the end of your quiz. Little if any coding required!

hey buddy, want a password?


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Posted: Feb 20 2008, 11:39 PM
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QUOTE (stanleyscup07 @ Feb 20 2008, 11:38 PM)
but then some people will give others th passwords

then it spreads

They could just give people the answers for the quiz, too.


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  Posted: Feb 20 2008, 11:40 PM
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Feb 20 2008, 09:35 PM)
yeah and then it WOULD be the great forum crash of 2008

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Posted: Feb 20 2008, 11:41 PM
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QUOTE (Littlink @ Feb 20 2008, 10:38 PM)
hey buddy, want a password?

That'll cost ya. Mail me some weed, then we'll talk!


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Posted: Feb 21 2008, 12:07 AM
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Feb 20 2008, 11:32 PM)
don't put it past some mfggers

I did say "thinking person".


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Posted: Feb 21 2008, 12:09 AM
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I'm a smart person and all. But i don't like the idea of doing a quiz to gain access to the forums.


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Posted: Feb 21 2008, 12:40 AM
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How the news forum truely could become and eyesore:

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