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Sometimes I think of what if: What if Einstein lived longer? What if
Ramanujan lived longer? What if Stephen Hawking didn't get an illness that
prevented him from moving? What if gravity on Earth was different than it
really is? What if when I woke up I found out I was not a person but now I
was a pokemon? What if the world were all one country? What if I had the
same illness as Stephen Hawking? What if the Babbage Analytical Timesharing
System existed now? What if HTTP was designed differently than it is now?
What if pokemons was real? What if magic was real? What if HTML was designed
as a binary format? What if everyone lived longer? What if I was born in a
different country? What if the English language didn't exist? What if any
country suddenly changed their official language?
What if I had some of these special powers? Or, what about you? If you
had special powers like this, what would it be to you? Of course, neither
you nor me will ever has this it is just to think about other things,
sometimes it does have something to do with somethings that we don't know
about yet. Here is a list that I made up:
- Power to fly: It would be OK, but probably I still wouldn't know
how to get there.
- Power to have all the money in the whole world: No, this would
be just as bad as dividing all the money in the world equally between
everyone, and money would still be completely useless.
- Power to have an infinite amount of money: I would think I would
mess up the economy like this, probably I would want to keep track of all
the accounting for more than I possibly could if I had this power. Probably
is best not to have a power such as this one.
- Power to get a lot of discounts on everything: This would be
better than the two above ones about money, even though greedy people might
prefer the other two.
- Power to write computer programs faster: This would be a good
power for me to have.
- Power to commit suicide: I don't need that because it is better
to live than to die. If I wanted to commit suicide anyways I can do it in
other ways other than just this, anyways.
- Power to be invisible: Probably if I was invisible I wouldn't do
what everyone says, such as kill everyone and steal stuff and bad things
like that, but I might do try to remove the DMCA and other things like that.
- Power to be the prime minister: I wouldn't know how to be prime
minister. I would probably make everything wrong, even though I have a lot
of good ideas.
- Power to not require sleeping: If I had that I would have more
time to do other stuff.
- Power to cast magic spell: Probably neither me nor other people
should have the power to cast magic spell too much, because you might make mess up
everything.
- Power to give an infinite amount of money to charity: This is bad
for the same reason as having an infinite amount of money.
- Power to read minds: This isn't good for me. It would be better
if I didn't have that power and neither did anyone else.
- Power to transform into many different things including things that
aren't real: This would be good. If I had this I would try to be many
different sizes and forms and see what if it was like this, what if that
was that, this was not this, etc and see what is better. Of course you also
need powers to change back as well.
(This is probably a duplicate of a ChronoJournal page) This post has been edited by zzo38 on Feb 23 2008, 03:49 AM
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| QUOTE | - Power to fly: aww yeah
- Power to have all the money in the whole world: sure
- Power to have an infinite amount of money: uh isn't "all the money in the world" enough
- Power to get a lot of discounts on everything: well **** if i had all the money in the world, i'd love me some discounts
- Power to write computer programs faster: yeah i wasted 8 hours of my morning today making up vb labs so
- Power to commit suicide: becoming an hero does not require special skill
- Power to be invisible: vanishing cream
- Power to be the prime minister: ok i guess if i have all the money in the world, i might as well rule it
- Power to not require sleeping: sleeping is awesome what
- Power to cast magic spell: I CAST MAGIC MISSILES
- Power to give an infinite amount of money to charity: what the ****, no, that's my infinite money
- Power to read minds: yeah but i'd charge for the service
- Power to transform into many different things including things that aren't real: my lifelong dream of transforming into a carpenter's square can finally come true
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