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Posted: Feb 23 2008, 11:13 PM
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1. call everybody in your city and invite them to a party at your house, but give them the wrong address
2. when the smart ones finally arrive at your real house, they will not have expected the porch to collapse under their weight
3. those who survive will find themselves walking on your ceiling, because ahead of time you had your house flipped upside down
4. knives will become sentient and attach themselves to soft objects
5. the chips you left in the toilet bowl have a shelf life of about 3 hours
6. the FBI does not appreciate tic-tac-toe boards drawn across their helipad
7. any number divided by 0 is undefined
8. i refuse to have a number 8
9. ???
10. PROFIT!
11. the sky is blue because blood is blue when it is not exposed to oxygen and oh wait that's wrong
12. einstein did not wear underwear on tuesdays

%. please, i am ugoff
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13.those who survive will find themselves walking on your ceiling, because ahead of time you had your house flipped upside down
13.those who survive will find themselves walking on your ceiling, because ahead of time you had your house flipped upside down
13.those who survive will find themselves walking on your ceiling, because ahead of time you had your house flipped upside down
13.those who survive will find themselves walking on your ceiling, because ahead of time you had your house flipped upside down
13.those who survive will find themselves walking on your ceiling, because ahead of time you had your house flipped upside down
13.those who survive will find themselves walking on your ceiling, because ahead of time you had your house flipped upside down
13.those who survive will find themselves walking on your ceiling, because ahead of time you had your house flipped upside down
13.those who survive will find themselves walking on your ceiling, because ahead of time you had your house flipped upside down
13.those who survive will find themselves walking on your ceiling, because ahead of time you had your house flipped upside down
13.those who survive will find themselves walking on your ceiling, because ahead of time you had your house flipped upside down
13.those who survive will find themselves walking on your ceiling, because ahead of time you had your house flipped upside down
13.those who survive will find themselves walking on your ceiling, because ahead of time you had your house flipped upside down
13.those who survive will find themselves walking on your ceiling, because ahead of time you had your house flipped upside down

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Posted: Feb 23 2008, 11:14 PM
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Posted: Feb 23 2008, 11:14 PM
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Posted: Feb 23 2008, 11:20 PM
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QUOTE (Elyk @ Feb 23 2008, 11:14 PM)
Hey guys, I'm having a party tonight at 1234 Main Street.

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Posted: Feb 23 2008, 11:33 PM
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Feb 23 2008, 08:14 PM)
you left out the 13 #13s

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Posted: Feb 23 2008, 11:34 PM
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QUOTE (Superyoshi @ Feb 23 2008, 09:33 PM)
o sry

each of which were "those who survive will find themselves walking on your ceiling, because ahead of time you had your house flipped upside down"


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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Feb 23 2008, 08:34 PM)
each of which were "those who survive will find themselves walking on your ceiling, because ahead of time you had your house flipped upside down"

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