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Killdozer (no I'm not talking about the band), A 2004 incdent

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nightwheel	Posted: Mar 15 2008, 11:28 AM
The one they call CHUCK NORRIS!!! Group: Members Posts: 1798 Member No.: 4635 Joined: 28-October 07 Status: (0d)	My cousin told me about something called the Killdozer. So I had to check it out when i got home. And holy cow, talking about something crazy. So dude was complaing that the concrete factory was going to ruin his busnisss and they didn't listen. And a few years later while the factory was being built. He got way too fed up and moddedfied a bulldozer oh his. Put 8 inch iron plates over 2 inches of steel. And made his self a tank and went on a rampage. Destroying half of the town he lived in, Killing nobody. Then killed him self. Pic of the Killdozer: Want some links guys? Wikipedia Artical: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer Youtube videos: - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24n77GgRtrw - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZbG9i1oGPA -------------------- ~~~~~~~~~~~^^^Projects I'm working on^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My Ref My Ref 2 (Thanks James123)

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Retriever II	Posted: Mar 15 2008, 12:33 PM
Catalyst Group: Members Posts: 18290 Member No.: 52 Joined: 13-October 03 Status: (0d)	I remember seeing a video clip of this after it happened. They were trying to stop him with other heavy equipment and doing a poor job. --------------------

Jack Thompson	Posted: Mar 15 2008, 01:05 PM
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Littlink	Posted: Mar 15 2008, 01:10 PM
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Jack Thompson

Posted: Mar 15 2008, 01:11 PM

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QUOTE (Littlink @ Mar 15 2008, 01:10 PM)

I'm bothered that they weren't able to actually stop him.

the man built a vehicle comparable to tank

the police were armed with pistols and assorted small arms

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Posted: Mar 15 2008, 01:15 PM

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QUOTE (Rath! @ Mar 15 2008, 01:11 PM)

the man built a vehicle comparable to tank

the police were armed with pistols and assorted small arms

That's what bothered me.

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Jack Thompson

Posted: Mar 15 2008, 01:19 PM

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QUOTE (Littlink @ Mar 15 2008, 01:15 PM)

That's what bothered me.

hope no one in your town has a bulldozer covered with steel and concrete plating then

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Posted: Mar 15 2008, 01:34 PM

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QUOTE (Littlink @ Mar 15 2008, 01:15 PM)

That's what bothered me.

What, you think the police can actually do anything?

Holy crap, man.

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Draco Icebane

Posted: Mar 15 2008, 02:24 PM

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QUOTE (Littlink @ Mar 15 2008, 11:10 AM)

I'm bothered that they weren't able to actually stop him.

He's covered in steel and concrete.

The tank is sealed airtight (he uses video cameras to see where the hell he is going.)

The steel and concrete render him completely invulnerable to conventional firearms and resistant to most explosives. Larger explosives would have worked, except then they would have blown away half the town anyway.

Any method of reliably destroying or even damaging the tank would have been extremely impractical.

FuzzMaster

Posted: Mar 15 2008, 03:50 PM

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wrecking ball?

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Draco Icebane

Posted: Mar 15 2008, 05:18 PM

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QUOTE (FuzzMaster @ Mar 15 2008, 01:50 PM)

wrecking ball?

right because he is not going to drive his tank away from enormous, very slow cranes used to demolish buildings made out of paper and elbow grease

Xgoff

Posted: Mar 15 2008, 05:23 PM

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he left the sides of the treads exposed

i can only imagine the various objects you could shove into that area and:

1. jam it
2. detread it
3. destroy the tread entirely

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(5:25:58 PM) Mikau: xgoff
(5:26:00 PM) Mikau: guess what
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Draco Icebane

Posted: Mar 15 2008, 05:26 PM

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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Mar 15 2008, 03:23 PM)

he left the sides of the treads exposed

i can only imagine the various objects you could shove into that area and:

1. jam it
2. detread it
3. destroy the tread entirely

This would've worked, except he lost a tread during the chase and continued to maneuver about without much hassle

Xgoff

Posted: Mar 15 2008, 05:31 PM

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QUOTE (Draco Icebane @ Mar 15 2008, 04:26 PM)

This would've worked, except he lost a tread during the chase and continued to maneuver about without much hassle

well then they should've gotten the other one off

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Littlink	Posted: Mar 15 2008, 08:22 PM
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Posted: Mar 15 2008, 08:35 PM

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QUOTE (Littlink @ Mar 15 2008, 08:22 PM)

Tank(s) VS Tank?

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Larger explosives would have worked, except then they would have blown away half the town anyway.

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Posted: Mar 15 2008, 08:51 PM

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This reminds me of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawn_Nelson

Except this guy managed to do more damage with a home-built tank than Shawn Nelson could do with a REAL tank. Its really a shame that this guy had to kill himself... I mean, he had the skills to build a tank that protected him from SWAT and numerous police, he actually built guns into the sides of the tank that he could fire remotely from the cabin. He built his own life-support, the camera system was amazing, you have to admit the guy was a genius in his own right.

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