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Posted: Mar 15 2008, 07:37 PM
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america is okay i guess sometimes
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(7:27:49 PM) Jake: god i am scared of my great grandmother ):
(7:28:16 PM) Jake: she has to live with us because she's ****ing delusional and can't take care of herself because of it
(7:28:35 PM) Jake: I feel like she could drop dead at any instant too :C
(7:29:16 PM) Jake: just a minute ago I was in the kitchen getting my food and she comes walking by shouting I'M COMING I'M COMING
(7:29:24 PM) Jake: and she opens the door like she's looking for someone
(7:29:43 PM) Jake: I asked her what she was doing and she said "your cousin is beating on the window, i think i locked him out by accident"
(7:29:46 PM) Jake: fjsdgjfdjgdfhfdhSDHGFJ
(7:29:50 PM) Jake: my cousin isn't even here
(7:29:54 PM) Jake: I'm the only one home with her
(7:29:57 PM) Jake: fffffffff
(7:30:09 PM) False: thats preety scarey
(7:30:12 PM) Jake: yeah
(7:30:27 PM) Jake: It freaks me out all the time because she always comes and tells me she hears and sees things
(7:30:50 PM) Jake: also no matter how many times I tell her she seems to think my name is Daniel
(7:31:55 PM) False: hey daniel
(7:32:02 PM) Jake: shut the **** up
(7:32:13 PM) False: wat up daniel
(7:32:23 PM) False: okay i'll stop
(7:32:33 PM) Jake: nah im kidding
(7:32:47 PM) Jake: Actually she calls me lots of different names
(7:32:52 PM) Jake: most of them start with D
(7:32:56 PM) Jake: I'm waiting for her to call me dick
(7:33:06 PM) False: HI DICK
(7:33:21 PM) Jake: HI ******


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Posted: Mar 15 2008, 07:38 PM
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Posted: Mar 15 2008, 07:38 PM
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i'd get some help for her, daniel


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Posted: Mar 15 2008, 07:40 PM
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Do you believe in ghosts?
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Sounds like my grandmother (mom's mom).


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Posted: Mar 15 2008, 07:40 PM
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The only way to help her is to tell her that WHEELJERK IS THE BEEEEEEEST!


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Posted: Mar 15 2008, 07:41 PM
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america is okay i guess sometimes
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Mar 15 2008, 06:38 PM)
i'd get some help for her, daniel

i will rape you in your sleep


last time we tried bringing her to the hospital for that she thought we were taking her to prison for.. some reason and no matter how many times we insisted it was the hospital she didn't believe us ;_;

then after 3 days she was let out and she was totally fine.. for about a week



now she's even weirder :B


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Posted: Mar 15 2008, 07:43 PM
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Oh and the word you're looking for is senile.


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Posted: Mar 15 2008, 07:44 PM
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QUOTE (123James @ Mar 15 2008, 06:43 PM)
Oh and the word you're looking for is senile.

I like delusional better, it's edgy


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Posted: Mar 15 2008, 07:45 PM
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QUOTE (Ravan @ Mar 15 2008, 06:44 PM)
I like delusional better, it's edgy

i'm also edgy, daniel

or should i say danielle


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(5:25:58 PM) Mikau: xgoff
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(5:26:04 PM) Xgoff: chicken butt
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Posted: Mar 15 2008, 07:45 PM
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(7:41:54 PM) Jake: .. sfdgsd god damnit
(7:42:09 PM) Jake: now she just BARGED into my room because she thought I jumped out the window


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Posted: Mar 15 2008, 07:46 PM
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QUOTE (Ravan @ Mar 15 2008, 07:45 PM)
(7:41:54 PM) Jake: .. sfdgsd god damnit
(7:42:09 PM) Jake: now she just BARGED into my room because she thought I jumped out the window

I can't wait till she thinks Patulena's Army is attacking


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Posted: Mar 15 2008, 07:53 PM
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You need to get off your high horse.
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Posted: Mar 15 2008, 08:36 PM
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Posted: Mar 15 2008, 08:44 PM
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Posted: Mar 15 2008, 11:56 PM
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QUOTE (Ravan @ Mar 15 2008, 09:36 PM)
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LOL.


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Posted: Mar 16 2008, 12:04 AM
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it was actually funnier in my mind i mean i just made it up as i go


that is a horrible comic


there isnt even a punchline :C


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Posted: Mar 16 2008, 12:30 AM
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the situation in the comic just presents intrinsic humor.


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Posted: Mar 16 2008, 12:33 AM
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good thing you didn't have your dick out at the time

right

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Posted: Mar 16 2008, 12:40 AM
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QUOTE (Grant @ Mar 15 2008, 11:30 PM)
the situation in the comic just presents intrinsic humor.

/me googles intrinsic

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good thing you didn't have your dick out at the time

right

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Does she want to go dig up her husband in the graveyard thinking the he is still alive because mine does.
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