You honestly can't blame newbies.
If this is your first post (I won't bother checking), the let me tell you some advice for your future experience in MFGG (the site/forum you are on)
1. We know you're a newb the minute you enter the site. No need to remind us again.
2. Don't use smilies on every line
It gets
Very
Very
Annoying.....
In fact, you shouldn't even need to use them very much at all.
The Smilies here are very annoying, and people will hate you if you use them often.
3. Just from the way you worded your sentence, you've never used Game Maker. It'll take at least 6 months of experience before you can actually program anything worthwhile, but hang in there. (I know I did).
Oh, and welcome to the community! I may be somewhat of a newbie, but I've been to forums before and know how to behave. Make sure to behave, or yo mama will spank joo!