Because of you knuckleheads!, (WARNING: TOPIC CONTAINS INUENDOS!)

[Morshu McPhereson]

Well, I said I'd tone down on my sexualness but it's hard! A lot of people are sissies and/or weenies, so I guess I'll just reserve it all for one topic. I even put a warning in the subtitle! All the innuendos I wanted to say today:

1.) In this topic, I wanted to say "Graphics or gameplay? That's like asking "hawt chick or chick with experience?"

2.) I wanted to tell you all about yesterday. I went to a 99 cents store, saw condoms (who would buy those from there?) and came up to the clerk and said "Do you have these in extra small?" and he said "You might want to try water balloons."

3.) I was going to make a Pedo Bear vs Brian Peppers poll.

4.) In this thread after "it's hard" I was going to say "No, not my dick. I mean it's hard to tone down!"

[Tragic]

Okay, seriously. This needs to stop. Keep it in your pants, dude.