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Ndsfreak

Posted: Mar 24 2008, 07:29 PM

Who wants a body massage?
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What do you call a black driving a plane?
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A pilot.

How many Mexicans does it take to turn on a TV?
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One.

How many flies do it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Two. A male and a female.

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Sword	Posted: Mar 24 2008, 07:30 PM
I needed a new avatar anyway Group: Members Posts: 4996 Member No.: 2910 Joined: 5-November 06 Status: (0d)	General Goomba's sunflower is funnier than that. -------------------- Reference My Wiki I'm the gotdang Batman I tell you what

seldeslim	Posted: Mar 24 2008, 07:30 PM
so good that its banned Group: Members Posts: 4186 Member No.: 2016 Joined: 15-April 06 Status: (0d)	bleh the control is right there so I don't why you need two people for it -------------------- Tribute 1 BROWN mexican with forty years or less of AGE. Check all people your opponent controls, your opponent's hand, and all cards they draw (until the end of your opponent's third turn after this card's activation), and destroy all people with five or more years of AGE. also this is gato from new mfgg3 just in case you're wondering about my join date status you silly newbies

GeneralGuy	Posted: Mar 24 2008, 07:31 PM
ShyGuy Leader Group: Members Posts: 11192 Member No.: 2505 Joined: 15-August 06 Status: (0d)	I am not amused --------------------

Ndsfreak

Posted: Mar 24 2008, 07:32 PM

Who wants a body massage?
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QUOTE (Sword @ Mar 24 2008, 04:30 PM)

General Goomba's sunflower is funnier than that.

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Fiddy Three	Posted: Mar 24 2008, 07:34 PM
KFC Badge: +1 Time Leap Group: Members Posts: 2252 Member No.: 2253 Joined: 27-June 06 Status: (0d)	What do you call someone who's not funny? NDSfreak This post has been edited by Fiddy Three on Mar 24 2008, 07:36 PM -------------------- Wii Code - 2511-2111-5437-0505 PlayStation Network ID - FiddyThree Sexy Images of Myself: Me, Me, Yuikiko, FISHY PUNCH, Demon Lemon, Mr. M, Demon Lemon Nicholas Ainsworth

Empty

Posted: Mar 24 2008, 07:35 PM

is a pregnant mule
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QUOTE (ndsfreak @ Mar 24 2008, 07:32 PM)

Get out of my box.

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Ref - The best topic ever.

QUOTE (Xgoff @ Jul 1 2009, 11:01 AM)

one time i was having sex and out of NOWHERE that music started playing and the chick i was doing ripped off her mask and it was really a man

QUOTE (TurboMan @ Jul 10 2009, 01:33 PM)

You fools are all full of bs.

HURR THIS GAME IS JUST LIKE THE OTHER THEREFORE IT SUCKS

HURR THIS SEQUEL IS FAR TOO DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHERS IT SUCKS

HURR HURR I'M HURR IN DAH HURR HURR

QUOTE (Sparks @ Sep 28 2009, 10:57 PM)

you raped nemo

no wonder we can't find him

QUOTE (Delichanicho @ Oct 3 2009, 10:05 AM)

This topic needs to die of fire and aids.

Ndsfreak

Posted: Mar 24 2008, 07:38 PM

Who wants a body massage?
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QUOTE (Fiddy Three @ Mar 24 2008, 04:34 PM)

What do you call someone who's not funny?

NDSfreak

I am never funny cause I tell **** jokes like these that are actually sensible

And my school ADHD kid made that last one up

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Bill Ding	Posted: Mar 24 2008, 07:38 PM
. Group: Members Posts: 7943 Member No.: 1704 Joined: 8-December 05 Status: (0d)	hey guys wanna hear a joke 08ers and most 07ers This post has been edited by Bill Ding on Mar 24 2008, 07:42 PM -------------------- that's all, folks

Empty

Posted: Mar 24 2008, 07:39 PM

is a pregnant mule
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QUOTE (Bill Ding @ Mar 24 2008, 07:38 PM)

hey guys wanna hear a joke

08ers

*rimshot*

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Ref - The best topic ever.

QUOTE (Xgoff @ Jul 1 2009, 11:01 AM)

one time i was having sex and out of NOWHERE that music started playing and the chick i was doing ripped off her mask and it was really a man

QUOTE (TurboMan @ Jul 10 2009, 01:33 PM)

You fools are all full of bs.

HURR THIS GAME IS JUST LIKE THE OTHER THEREFORE IT SUCKS

HURR THIS SEQUEL IS FAR TOO DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHERS IT SUCKS

HURR HURR I'M HURR IN DAH HURR HURR

QUOTE (Sparks @ Sep 28 2009, 10:57 PM)

you raped nemo

no wonder we can't find him

QUOTE (Delichanicho @ Oct 3 2009, 10:05 AM)

This topic needs to die of fire and aids.

Yoshbert	Posted: Mar 24 2008, 07:39 PM
Eat your veggies. Group: Members Posts: 2161 Member No.: 4336 Joined: 29-August 07 Status: (0d)	Unfunny as a noob's sprite sheet. This post has been edited by Yoshbert 1-Ups on Mar 24 2008, 07:44 PM -------------------- Parting is such sweet sorrow Ref - DeviantArt - Team 1-Up Productions - Super Mario Bros. Ultra - The Yoshi Army - Paper MARBLE - YouTube

Nystre

Posted: Mar 24 2008, 07:40 PM

america is okay i guess sometimes
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why did the chicken cross the road

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PS3SUX

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(˚o˚　 )) う~ ugh i want to go to bed

because i browse with sigs disabled i cannot even remember what is in mine half the time

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((　ﾟ д ﾟ ) --- NO. YOU HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TOMORROW.
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Some Stupid '07er

Posted: Mar 24 2008, 07:41 PM

not quite your greatest expectations.
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QUOTE (Bill Ding @ Mar 25 2008, 11:38 AM)

hey guys wanna hear a joke

08ers

I like this joke

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seldeslim

Posted: Mar 24 2008, 07:43 PM

so good that its banned
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QUOTE (Yoshbert 1-Ups @ Mar 24 2008, 05:39 PM)

Unfunny as my sprite comic, which I stopped making.

ugh

enough of your life's story

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also this is gato from new mfgg3
just in case you're wondering about my join date status you silly newbies

Vorxis

Posted: Mar 24 2008, 07:45 PM

THE OH-SO-SNAKE ATTACKS

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QUOTE (Fonki @ Mar 24 2008, 07:43 PM)

ugh

enough of your life's story

Comments like this are annoying.

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QUOTE (Toadster @ Jul 10 2009, 04:29 PM)

i don't give a Toad

VISIT THE IRC
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Majiczenith	Posted: Mar 24 2008, 07:49 PM
Too lazy to hate MFGG right now... Group: Members Posts: 515 Member No.: 4927 Joined: 20-February 08 Status: (0d)	Ugh, does anybody have a sense of humor these days? This topic fails.

Mewizkuit

Posted: Mar 24 2008, 09:13 PM

CHARMANDER
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I found the third one mildly amuzing.

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whenever i feel like clicking "reply"
i stop and think to myself, "why"
will it be a post to be remembered by?
or will i scare off a n00b and tell him to die?

Human Ref Fursona
user posted image

Best Fangame Ever

Sword	Posted: Mar 24 2008, 09:17 PM
I needed a new avatar anyway Group: Members Posts: 4996 Member No.: 2910 Joined: 5-November 06 Status: (0d)	What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. -------------------- Reference My Wiki I'm the gotdang Batman I tell you what

iceinwar

Posted: Mar 24 2008, 09:20 PM

Poke poke

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QUOTE (ndsfreak @ Mar 24 2008, 07:32 PM)

Im sorry i ever made that =P

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Jazz	Posted: Mar 24 2008, 09:23 PM
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